East Coast Punks: Female Comebacks
FEMALE COMEBACKS
MALE: Haven't I Seen You Some Place Before?
FEMALE: Yes, That's Why I Don't Go There Anymore.
MALE: Is This Seat Empty?
FEMALE: Yes, And This One Will Be If You Sit Down.
MALE: Your Place Or Mine?
FEMALE: Both, You Go To Yours And I'll Goto Mine.
MALE: So, What Do You Do For A Living?
FEMALE: I'm A Female Impersonator.
MALE: Hey Baby, What's Your Sign?
FEMALE: DO NOT ENTER!
MALE: How Do You Like Your Eggs In The Morning?
FEMALE: Unfertilized.
MALE: Your Body's Like A Temple!
FEMALE: Sorry, There Are No Services Today!
MALE: I Would Go To The End Of The World For You!
FEMALE: But Would You Stay There?
MALE: If I Saw You Naked, I'd Die Happy!
FEMALE: If I Saw You Naked, I'd Die Laughing!
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