| ECBL in Lifeguard Olympics |
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| Dubba Ew quickly flashes the camera before competing in the Wet T-Shirt competition in the Lifeguard Olympics. He finished a respectable 6th out of 20 competitors. |
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| The guards compete in the Dancing Competition of the Lifeguard Olympics. Thank god they didn't enter the Synchronized Dancing Competition . . . at least Vee and Dubba Ew are staying together. And what the hell is Whi doing? Scary right? |
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| Dubba Ew, Ecks and Whi get their game faces on to compete in the golfing portion of the Lifeguard Olympics. Each guard named their golf ball: DE - Dirty Whore McCracken E - Cory F*ckface McGee W - Pucker Fitzgerald Although they scored bonus points for their sporactic "O-PAHS", which also led a new rule being established . . . they were disqualified for interfering with the other teams by covering holes with rocks and stuffing trash in pipes. |
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| The ECBL took only one gold and that was in the Interpretive Dance Competition. Vee used his skillful moves in his dance "The Fall and Rise of the Chinese Dynasties" to clinch the top spot. <--------------------------------------------------- |
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| Dubba Ew expresses his joy of their finish in the Lifeguard Olympics. Zea doesn't look to amused nor happy with their performance. |