chlynoedious (kli-NODE-ee-us): having false offensive public facade
also: chlynoed (KLEE-node): one who is chlynoedious
You should have asked him for an autograph-- I've heard he's just a chlynoed. That jerk thing is all an act, and he probably would have been really cool when he wasn't cranking the chlynoedious image.
Oh, you *did* get his autograph? Did you save the drezevil?
Uh-oh, it's really shaking, maybe we should duck-n-derbil.
Gilda Radner, now there's an eldigiveron.
Come on, quit the suspense and share your fixenlus with us!!
They say stupidity is contagious, and our groopid episode has proven that.
He haxwajed along, never listening to any of our constructive criticism, and he's paying for it now with a crap album that no-one will listen to.
Never mind, it's a jaclebberumer, you wouldn't get it.
(often used after stay):
Stay jayqui, it's not over yet!
(often used after go):
Come on, don't go jory on me!
There must have been a hundred people there, but none of my friends showed up, so I spent the whole party in the lautilven.
(usually used in past tense, often with jayqui or jory) We thought it was impossible, you know, we were totally lebumnent. Jory-lebumnent, even-- well she was, I was more jayqui-lebumnent, and what do you know, we did it!
I finally just got a wet rag and wiped up the darn Sanoquiezly.
I almost make it, every time, but it's always the same thing that ruins it-- I have definitely found my sanoquiezly.
Well I skedangled myself a salad, and you know I should have saved myself the trouble and just taken it in the beginning, cuz it was really good!
I knew it was a naughty word, so there were no vembies when I finally looked it up in the dictionary.
also: prix-vembies (preese): vembies over a price tag
It was such a cool jacket, but major prix-vembies when I flipped the tag over. It wasn't *that* cool!
I've never been superstitious, but I was worried for a while there. It was all xevious in the end, though.
We yeagled in the bleechers for six hours to see our favourite actor arrive at the Oscars.
Positive: Yerah! She won! She's worked so hard for it, it's finally paid off!!
drezevil (DREZ-uh-vill): writing utensil used by hero to sign autograph
duck-n-derbil (duck-en-DER-bull): get under table in earthquake
eldigiveron (el-duh-JIV-er-un): very cool person who died too soon
fixenlus (FIX-en-lus): very cool hidden talent
groopid (GROO-pid): group stupid. A temporary, simultaneous loss of intelligence by a large group of people
haxwaj (HACKS-wadge) (both a's like the a in "cat"): the act of being so blindly confident that you fail to see your own shortcomings
jaclebberumer(juh-KLEBB-ur-oo-mer): inside joke
jayqui (JAY-key): hopeful; optimistic
jory (JO-ree): having lost hope
lautilven (luh-TILL-venn): lonely corner of a crowded room
lebumnent (luh-BUM-nent): wanting to do something but not realising there is a way to do it
sanoquiezly (suh-NO-kwee-EZZ--lee) def. 1 (literal definition): that line of dust that won't go into the pan
sanoquiezly def. 2 (metaphorical definition): one particular obstacle that repeatedly keeps you from your goal
skedangle (ski-DANG-ul): act of repeatedly refusing something that is offered, then finally taking it and finding that you quite enjoy it
vembies (VEM-bees): feeling of shock and embarrasment over an unexpected discovery
xevious (egg-ZEV-ee-us): when a situation seems to have foreshadowing of terrible outcome, but turns out okay
yeagle (YAY-gull): to wait excitedly but rather impatiently and become physically uncomfortable
yerah (yeh-RAH!): exclaimation used when someone has "gotten what they deserve." Could be positive or negative. In negative form, it is not neccessarily used in a vindictive way, and not particularly connected with revenge, it is simply a way to acknowledge that the person had it coming.
Negative: Yerah! You cut everyone off just to get to a traffic jam!!
eqi ojenk al zig!
(neptunian- "go in peace to the far reaches")
you have entered the loop
you can still escape