• "Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
• "Get in hear you furry oaf, I don't care what you smell"
• "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
• "Put that thing away before you get us all killed"
• "You've got something jammed in there real good"
• "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
• "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"
• "Sorry about the mess..."
• "Look at the size of that thing!"
• "Curse my metal body. I wasn't fast enough"
• "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts"

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