| Headings 23/11/04 Got Beef "You want beef", is the word going around the local school yard by the year 10 chums. We interviewed the young CHRIS TEAGUE on the subject, he just started singing "got beef !#$%^, got beef" and walked off singing. 23/11/04 Alan gets new native girlfriend Alan discovers girl of his dreams at swan view seniour high school. Native girlfriend quotes "alan is a fully dardy sing". More on this big headline in the near future 23/11/04 Black islander gets stabbed at work Late Saturday night, Anton Maya was stabbed at work. Anton Maya says that the pain was unbearable and cryed himself to sleep because of shock 23/11/04 Davo copps huge punishment Friday afternoon, David cuth finds himself in a dilema, when coming home from the beach too late. Davids mum which does not want her name on this report, says that he deserves his grounding and should respect his elders. 23/11/04 Chris has second party Chris TEAGUE, reports that he is having another parrty soon. "he says that people should come, because he is very popular". National poll says that chris is not as popular as he thinks 96% - not as popular as he thinks 4 % - thinks hes popular Have yours say, phone 08 9274 1496, or sms on 0439 909 896 23/11/04 Local islander gets violently attacked Young Anton MAYA, skating home from a brick job, finds himself in a pickle after realising that a dog, the size as himself, attacked him on his right love handle."Anton Maya says that it brang back memories of him getting stabbed at work" 23/11/04 Young school girl meets 7th best boogie boarder. School girl,(which wont be mentioned)exchanged mouth fluids on the 19th of november 2004 with 7th best bodyboarder, David Winchester. David reports that the kiss was very dry, and that she came onto me to quick. 23/11/04 Islander is king buffet Earlier this week, Anton Maya takes the roll as king buffet. Local school chums say that he should bodyboard better and mabe will stop calling him that. Have your say in the guestbook above. |