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Some Oil-Lamps, Sunday 27th August.

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Hi Ladies, Yaaalright? My Name's Pat Clarke. Patrick John Clarke. Pat for Short. That's me pictured on the right. I Tell you what, That Wilkinson Boy was drivin' about with no insurance, Like a mad man he was. And I don't think he even owns that bit of a car, let alone has it MOT'd. He think's no-one has noticed either. Well, we'll soon put a stop to that. And ya see that oul Marty Boy?

I was at Moneymore Skip on Thursday there, and somebody had thrown away 3 bars of soap. They might have thought that they'd thrown them away, but they didn't reckon on oul' Pat coming along. I left the skip with the soap, an old schoolbag, a drill that hasn't worked for 10 years, and 15 soiled nappies. Pure waste. There are some eejits in this town I tell ye.

Anyway, I'll leave you with a joke. "What's better than an Oil-Lamp"? Two Oil Lamps, that's what!

'Til next Time; Pat Clarke

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