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My life in India, 2005-2006

 

9/11/2005

 

Some thoughts on the four-year anniversary of September 11th, 2001

 

Here are some of the things I’ve heard since I arrived here. Some of these things are funny, some of them could actually be true, and a couple of them are just downright insulting:

 

§         You should be careful the first times it rains over the course of a series of showers. This is because germs are cleaned from the sky and can make you sick.

§         In Bangalore, there are two types of bananas, big ones and small ones. Always get the small ones, because the big ones make you sick (insert dirty joke here).

§         In predominantly Muslim countries and cities, they dump the guts of slaughtered animals in their mosques (I almost felt uncomfortable writing this one… I swear I really did hear this).

§         When animals are about to be slaughtered, they secrete a certain chemical that is toxic to humans once we ingest their meat.

§         Originally, the reason why certain individuals accepted Islam in India was because they wanted to reap the economic rewards of belonging to the same religious faith as the ruling Mughal dynasty.

§         A local shawarma guy in Bangalore was caught using the meat of stray dogs in his sandwiches.

§         Onion or garlic increases one’s sexual appetite and thus should be eaten in moderation.

 

Hopefully I will build my collection of these as time goes on.

 

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This past Wednesday was a national holiday (the birth of Ganesha, the Hindu god that’s commonly recognized by his elephant head). I had the day off from work and wanted to get outside, so a couple of economists I work with recommended the Isckon Temple on the outskirts of Bangalore. I figured it would be a chance to learn a bit about what Hindus do on their religious holidays here.

 

The temple was really far. The taxi I took dumped me at this remote location, where this huge temple at the top of a hill was really the only thing around. It seemed pretty impressive from the outside, although I didn’t really get a good look at it because I quickly got in line with a bunch of other people to go through security and check your bag and shoes. After that part I walked barefoot like everyone else up this long series of outside staircases leading to the temple. That part wasn’t very pleasant because it was raining and my feet instantly got really dirty. Some areas outside the temple were covered with smooth tile, so I concentrated most of my energy on not falling on my butt before I even stepped inside.

 

As you approach the Isckon temple, your path leads you to a couple of chambers where there are idols of some lesser-known gods (at least I had never heard of them). These statues all seem to be made from the same mold, just clothed and decorated in different ways. I also noticed that this particular temple focused a lot on Krishna. This kind of made me feel good, because Baha’is believe Krishna was a divine Messenger of God akin to Baha’u’llah, Jesus, Muhammad, Buddha, Moses, etc. However, I’m sure many Baha’is outside of India don’t realize that Hindus worship Krishna as a god, even though he is really an incarnation of a more major god. This gets confusing and I don’t think I understand everything properly, but basically the likeness of Krishna is placed next to other gods and worshipped as such. As I finally walked up to the temple itself, I noticed that even though the size was impressive, the intricacy of the design on the outside and the actual material that the temple was made of really wasn’t much to get excited about. Instead of the detailed carvings of gods carved into the temple that I’ve seen in books, the outside was kind of block-ish and sterile.

 

Leading to the temple I heard this repetitive, one-toned chanting. It sounded pretty comforting. When I entered I got to understand what was being chanted, and the lyrics were also in huge letters on the wall. Hare Krishna, hare hare/ Hare Rama, hare hare. At first I figured that hare Krishna probably means something significant in Sanskrit or something, and then I wised up and realized that I was actually in a Hare Krishna temple. Inside the main portion of the temple there are three gold-plated gods against the back wall, and an audience of silent worshippers seated in front. Interestingly, the temple has some paintings hanging from the ceiling and the walls that are kind of in a Renaissance style, except instead of depicting the Virgin Mary or the Nativity they have images of things like Krishna as a child. In the corner of the temple was a display showing some brief excerpts from the Bhagavad Gita, which might have been the highlight of the temple. After that I made my way around, took a peek at the statues, and seated myself with everyone else. Another interesting thing I noticed is that there’s something of a VIP entrance for certain people. No bouncer, though.

 

Well, after sitting silently for maybe ten minutes and feeling disappointed I decided to go home. As I exited I noticed a big gold-colored statue, like that of a god, except that it looked like it was a sculpture of a real person. I looked at the description to the side and realized it was the founder of the Hare Krishna movement. You can draw your own conclusions on that one.

 

In order to exit the temple, you walk through all these passageways, most of which lead you through commercial establishments, either selling food or souvenirs. I didn’t feel like buying anything so I just walked through, which unfortunately entailed walking barefoot on food that people had accidentally spilled on the ground. When I finally reached the place where they kept my shoes and bag, I found a dry spot next to a blue trash can and tried my best to clean off whatever was on my feet before putting my socks back on. More than at any other time in my life, I had the insatiable desire to write the guy who invented alcohol-based hand sanitizer into my will.

 

If you’re reading this I’m sure you noticed that I didn’t like the Isckon temple. I hope I don’t come across as culturally intolerant. The whole reason I came out to the temple was to learn something about the practice of Hinduism during one of its most holy festivals. But while I do in fact believe that Hinduism, in its purest form at least, is divine, the people behind Isckon didn’t seem to be very fitting representatives. If Hinduism were a diamond, this would be cubic zirconium. The most accurate metaphor I can use to describe the temple is to compared it to a hotel on the Vegas strip: big and shiny and impressive from the outside, but just a plain old building when you get over the glitz and glamour. As I walked away I tried to snap a photo, but my camera was low on battery and shut itself down before I could zoom in. No tears were shed.

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There are two basic reasons why I didn’t observe this holy day with my host family. First of all, they aren’t big on going to temples. Although they are very religious, they perform most of their worship in the home. Most of this is not praying, chanting, meditation, or reading from holy writings. It’s the painstaking process itself of putting together a beautiful and ornate shrine in the home. I have a picture in my Yahoo photos of the one my family did for the birthday of Lakshmi. The one for Ganesha was much fancier.

 

Because a lot of food is offered to the god, the kitchen is not just important but also holy and pure during this period. For this reason my host family asked me not to put anything else in the refrigerator because it would get crowded. They also asked me not to go in the kitchen at all for a few days. If I needed anything from in there I could just ask a member of the family and they would get it for me. Because I wasn’t able to prepare any food for myself my host family’s mother also offered to cook me lunch and dinner during that period, which was nice. Unfortunately, I wasn’t allowed to eat in the living room with the family, so I had to eat in my room or outside of the house. My family didn’t really tell me this explicitly, and instead just brought me all my meals in my room, which was the thing that tipped me off. There was also a comic exchange between my host family’s mother and me, during which she tried her hardest to get me to eat my dinner in my room before the rest of the family could come home, and I insisted that I wait for them so we could eat as a family. This dialogue lasted no less than five minutes, ending in my feeling bad and ending the charade.

 

Needless to say this bothered me. I didn’t kick and scream, but one day after work I asked the father of the house to explain exactly what the rationale for these rules was. He dodged the question with polite metaphors at first; God bless him, because he was trying really hard not to insult me. After I pushed him a bit, he revealed that it was not because I was a foreigner, not because I’m non-Hindu, but specifically because I am non-Brahmin that I wasn’t allowed to enter certain holy places during the festival. He struggled to explain this in specific terms but had trouble finding a way to do so in English. He finally settled on the single word purity, although he conceded that it wasn’t a perfect translation.

 

I’m not going to lie; this whole thing wasn’t exactly pleasant. But I eventually convinced myself that the only thing I could do was to continue to be nice and considerate to my family. In all fairness, they are pretty good hosts and have been, overall, pretty hospitable. I also made a note to myself to make sure they know that they are always welcome at the Baha’i Center here, especially on holy days, just so they understand how people in my faith view outsiders.

 

After taking a step back from the whole thing, I realized that for the Brahmins, the historically-privileged and priestly class of India, the concept of purity must be similar to Iranian Shi’is have in there own faith, which is called najes. At least in post-revolution Iran, Shi’i theology is preoccupied with what’s dirty and what’s not. As an example (as it has been explained to me), a surface that is wet with urine is najes, unclean. However, if that surface dries, it is no longer najes. Certain people in and of themselves can also be najes, including prostitutes, murders, and Baha’is. This sets up the fascinating theological possibility that a Shi’i who just toweled himself after bathing in human urine is actually cleaner than a Baha’i who just took a shower. This means that I am, perhaps, one of the lucky few who actually get the chance to be considered najes by two religious communities in the same lifetime.

 

As an important note… I’ve met a lot of Brahmins in my lifetime, mostly from Tufts and the LSE, and one of those Brahmins is among my closest friends. None of these people has ever treated me disrespectfully in the name of caste or religion. Similarly, I’ve never been called najes by anyone. If you’re one of the three people reading this, please know that I’m not stupid enough to believe that everyone has beliefs like the ones I just described.

 

 

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