Laura Creamer/Roger Bellon's version
Last Episode of Highlander - the Series
O Bonny Portmore, you shine where you stand
And the more I think on you, the more I think long
If I had you now, as I had once before
I would cling to the memory of our love evermore
O Bonny Portmore, I am sorry to see
Such a woeful destruction of your ornament tree
For it stood on your shore for many's the long day
'Til the long boats from Antrim came to float it away
All the birds in the forest they bitterly weep
Saying, 'Where will we shelter or where will we sleep?'
For the oaks and the ash, they are all cutten down
And the walls of Bonny Portmore are all down to the ground
O Bonny Portmore, you shine where you stand
And the more I think on you, the more I think long
If I had you now, as I had once before
I would cling to the memory of our love evermore
Here a a couple of things to look at to see if you really are a Highlander Geek/Fan You Might Be A Highlander Geek If
1. You name your children after the four-horsemen, even if they are girls
2. Every time you see your father you cry out Father where do I come from?
3. You get headaches suddenly when you walk into a crowded room
4. Every time you see your three best friends and you greet them by saying Greetings Brothers
5. You know every word to Princes of the Universe
6. You cry every time you hear Dust in the Wind
7. Every time you hear a person state I have something to say, you immediately jump from your seat and reply It's better to burnout than to fade away
8. You ever spent your entire life savings just to purchase the entire Highlander video collection.
9. Every time you see someone in a trenchcoat you immediately get suspicious
10. If you have a feeling that someone is following you, and you jump them just to check their wrists for a tattoo
11. If you actually own any of Duncan's hair ties sold in the catalog
12. You get the Clan MacLeod Tartan upholstered into your car
13. If you own the entire Highlander sword collection
14. If you spend hours researching your family history to try to find out if you are a member of the Clan MacLeod
15. If you went to see the musical Tommy and is disappointed that Fitz didn't cut anyones head off
16. If every time you see lightening you wonder if it was Duncan who just died or someone else
17. If you spent endless amounts of money just to get the issue of Playboy with Amanda in it
18. If you have an extra pocket sown into your coat to carry a sword
19. If you end every prayer with There Can Be Only One!
20. If you actually have the Watcher symbol tattooed somewhere on your body
21. If you were actually mad when they canceled Highlander the Raven
22. If you want to see MacLeod take Nick Wolfs head in the next movie just because he touched Amanda
23. If you know all the words to Bonny Portmore
24. If you name your twin sons after the MacLeod boys, Duncan and Connor
25. If you sent letters to the police saying that you know who killed Tessa and where to find him.
26. If the message on your answering machine says, In the end there can be only one, so leave your one message after the beep
27. If you answer your phone JOE's
. MORE TO COME IN THE NEAR FUTURE
Okay here are some more you might be a Highlander Geek if's
28. If you couldn't decide which one of the MacLeod's should die in the last Highlander Movie
29. If you try to win your true love over by telling her she is more beautiful than Amanda
Thats all for now.
Here are a few more YOU MIGHT BE A HIGHLANDER GEEK IF'S. Special thanks to Madelaine for finding this page and sending me these four, they are actually really good.
1- You Tivoed the moment when Duncan stood up out of the bathtub
2. You begin sentences with "This one time, Duncan..."
3. Your best friend is a monk.
4. Every time you think you're being followed, you run onto Hallowed Ground, just to be safe.
Keep looking for more new ones in the future along with a couple of pics. If you can think of ways you can be a Highlander Geek email me and let me know. [email protected]