(Crowd starts booing like fiends, as Monroe dumps Fuego out of the ring and begins stomping on Parker) Monroe has just SCREWED Fuego out of the Gauntlet, and now Monroe wasting no time laying the beatdown on T.R. Parker, who is bleeding and nearly comatose in the ring! This is horrifying and despicable; in other words, vintage Chris Monroe! You can hate it... you can love it... but ya better get used to it, because Monroe is THE MAN, and he will be for a long, LONG time! Monroe picking Parker up for a powerbomb, and he overrotates it and falls into an inverted atomic drop, and now it's Parker's cojones that are being used as a soccer ball by Monroe! Riley is starting to reach his breaking point with everything going on, and he's laying an earful into Monroe! I think we're seeing a mistake by Monroe... He has Parker dead to rights, and two TOUGH competitors ahead in Ronnie Frown and Ernie Grendel... he should finish this now! Fuego now starting to come to on the outside of the ring, as Monroe picks up Parker - and a cradle piledriver lays out Parker center ring, and now Monroe climbing to the top turnbuckle! Remember, if Monroe makes it to the finals, his nightmare is Fuego being handed the matchmaking sheets! And /THAT/ is the nightmare of every fan of pure technical wrestling out there! If he hits the reverse swan bomb again, Monroe will most likely be advancing..waitaminute, Fuego hit the ring with a chair, and he just mudslided TR Parker onto the chair!!!! What the... THIS is what makes Fuego dangerous! He has no friends... he has no allies... and since both men in the ring have crossed him, BOTH are suffering from the wrath of Fuego! Riley deciding he has had enough, he's calling for the bell, meanwhile Fuego CLOCKED Monroe in the back...AND HE FALLS STRAIGHT DOWN INTO THE CONCRETE!!! SWEET MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!! Referee telling the ring announcer that he just disqualified Monroe for Fuego's interference! Oh, COME ON... he could have DQ'ed either or BOTH men for that... Fuego's kicked EVERYONE'S ass at this point... if Monroe really AIN'T crazy, decisions like this will MAKE him so! Fuego killing two birds with one stone on that one, as Parker is barely in any condition to continue.. ("Ronnie" by Metallica starts to play on the speakers, and the fans boo some more) (dryly) And an honest, upright citizen like the one making his way to the ring would NEVER take advantage of this... nosireebob! What do you mean? That's Ronnie Frown's music. He's gonna pound Parker into even GOOEYER jelly and then pin him! I was being sarc... never mind... and is "gooeyer" even a word?! That sound can only mean that Ronnie Frown is en route, as Fuego's just tossed that chair on top of Monroe's prone body...FROG SPLASH TO THE CONCRETE!!!!! HE CRUSHED THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE RIBS OF MONROE!!! Fuego has just LOST IT... that's the only explanation! He's hurting from that match with Parker and the Monroe beatings... yet he'll sacrifice HIMSELF to put Chris Monroe out of wrestling for GOOD. Monroe's spitting up blood, and Fuego's standing over him howling, folks, Fuego has finally snapped! Monroe has gone one step too far in breaking Fuego's mind - now Fuego's breaking Monroe's BODY..."MUDSLIDE" FACEFIRST INTO THE CHAIR!!! And now referees, officials, everyone they can find are literally dragging Fuego from the prone body of Chris Monroe!!! I'd love to say "This isn't over"... but Monroe is barely moving... and spitting up blood like that... I don't know if he CAN come back from this! Meanwhile, Frown is standing over a bloodied and beaten T.R. Parker, and he's got a cocky smile right now that looks like he swallowed a dozen canaries! *crack* And he bitchslaps Parker while standing over his body, what an arrogant asshole! Hey... you're talking about the future EWC Champion! Show some respect, or else he'll bitchslap you! Hey... that's not a bad idea... HEY RONNIE! CROSS JUST CALLED YOU AN ASSHOLE! YOU GONNA JUST TAKE THAT? Frown with a lazy cover, laying backwards across Parker's downed body *whump* and I fear the count here is *whump* academic... NO!!! *CROWD POP* PARKER KICKED OUT! PARKER KICKED OUT!!! This... this is what you call HEART. This is what you call DETERMINATION. This is why T.R. Parker has been a FRANCHISE PLAYER wherever he's gone... and why he may STILL be the EWC Champion YET! You're going to have to almost KILL TR Parker to get him to lay down for three seconds! Frown pulling a near-limp Parker to his feet, and fires a palm thrust into his face while pulling his hair back, opening up that nose even more. And now he slams him to the mat BY THE HAIR, and Parker just left a bloodstain on the mat. You see that blood? THAT'S what you get for having "heart"... you get hurt and hospitalized! Parker needs to just lay down, and live to fight another day! Frown now rubbing Parker's face in the mat, wiping the smile off of Parker's face, as it were, and now Frown setting up for the tiger driver....PARKER REVERSES IT INTO A BACKDROP!!! *crowd pop* WHERE IS HE GETTING THIS FROM!?! Do you hear this crowd... DO YOU HEAR THESE PEOPLE?! He's getting it from THEM! The yell trigger the adrenaline... and the adrenaline triggers the COMEBACK! Parker tries getting up, but to no avail, his knee is shot in there!! Frown moves in, but Parker with yet another nutshot to slow Frown down, and at this point, Parker's GOT to use every trick in the book, even the dirty ones, to survive! Again... I can't condone that... Screw it, I can... GOOD JOB T.R.!!! Parker using the ropes to pull himself upright...and he grabs Frown's head and FALLS BACK INTO A DDT!!!! Parker covering...one...two, not enough, Frown kicks out with interest. That was an amazing move... but he probably should have tried a small package there... that could have shocked Frown into giving up the quick pin! Frown is visibly angry now, and he gets up and PUNT KICKS PARKER RIGHT IN THE NOSE!!!! Parker is stunned again, and Frown goes for a DDT, no, hammerlocks the arm, WINDMILL DDT!!!! And now Frown going to the center of the ring and marks an "X" in the center of the ring by moving his foot. And Frown is going to ANNIHILATE Parker here... oh the humanity... OH THE AGONY... OH... where's my popcorn? This is the signal for the Bitter Pill II, he's got Parker by the throat and dragging him center ring...Parker with a kick with his good leg, GOES FOR THE CUTTER...but Frown kicks him right in the knee, and Parker lets go...Frown with a from behind chinlock....SAMURAI BRAINBUSTER!!! THAT'S BITTER PILL I!!!! Great counter-wrestling there by both men... but Parker is ice-skating uphill right now, and it's amazing he's still even conscious. Frown with the cover...we have one....we have two.... we have three!!! That was just too much for Parker to come back from! Well... that was a valiant effort... and for all that work, for all that heart, Parker's gonna get... NOT A DAMN THING! JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE /LOSERS/! HA! 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On cue, he moshes his hair and pyros go off to either side of him with each whip. He then runs down to the ring) CAN YOU HEAR THE ELECTRICITY?!?! CAN YOU HEAR THIS CROWD?!?! THIS IS THE ONE-ON-ONE CONFRONTATION PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR! Frown still laying the boots onto Parker and his knee, there's no love lost there, as Ernie Grendel runs to ringside, OFF THE ROPES, SPRINGBOARD RANA ON FROWN, AND HE'S ROLLED UP...ONE...TWO...THR-OH MY GOD, FROWN ALMOST LOST RIGHT THERE!!! This is where Frown's inexperience is showing... he HAD to know Grendel was on his way... he's gotta learn to stop beating up the downed man.. And start beating up the upright FREAK that's the only thing between you and GREATNESS! The paramedics are now getting T.R. Parker out of the ring, and he's getting a standing ovation from the fans for his performance tonight, as well he should, cause he almost went the distance! Meanwhile, in ring, they're going at it, no love for Cut 'n Shoot from Ronnie Frown tonight - Ernie ducks a clothesline attempt, and hits a low sweep kick right to the knee that puts Ronnie on his back, and now Ernie...goes for an anklelock? CHEATER! CHEATER! That's obviously not Grendel! That has to be Ernie's evil twin! SOMEBODY CHECK THAT MAN FOR A GOATEE! People who see Grendel as a maniac who has no regard for his own body or his opponents...would be right. But he's also a deceptive mat technician - remember, former EWC champ the Frisco Kid teaches at Cut 'n Shoot, and that technical master damn near crippled the legendary Brewster Cogburn using MAT WRESTLING! And he's starting out the right way here! Either Bitter Pill variation will put pressure on the ankles with the lift... and if that ankle buckles, Grendel could capitalize for the three. Frown finally managing to get to the ropes, forcing Ernie to break the anklelock - and he does so by postholding Frown's leg into the mat, then backing off. Frown to his feet, and Ernie moves in with another legsweep, and this time he gets the leg and goes for a standing ankletwist...so far Grendel's shifting from high-flyer to mat wrestler has thrown Frown for a loop. Frown for a loop... these fans for a loop... hell, I'm sure the economies of small countries are being DECIMATED by this freak turn of events! Ernie now whips his hair back, fires off a grin, and drops a leg right onto the lower abdominal region... Translation : LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW!... damned freak. ...of Ronnie Frown, and immediately he goes back into the ankle lock...but Frown with a kick to the face to try and break it up, and it stuns Grendel long enough for Ronnie to slide out of it. Ronnie's going to have to switch gears here, and NOT let his anger get the best of him! He's already frustrated with Grendel after losing to him in the qualifying four-way... he CAN'T start seeing red... not tonight... and not with what's up for grabs! World Title on the line here, as well as each man's nightmares to be sure...Frown now with an eye gouge, and he grabs the arms and whips Ernie into a hard short-arm clothesline. Frown picks Ernie up by his hair, and sends him to the opposite buckle, charging in behind him...*POP* GRENDEL BACKDROPS FROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! FROWN EATS CONCRETE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! Ernie Grendel with an EXCELLENT countermove... Frown's size advantage would have made that difficult from a standing start, but that momentum helped him get the bigger Ronnie over! Frown took one hell of a spill out there, but he's getting to his feet...*CROWD POP TO THE MOON* BASEBALL SLIDE DDT BY GRENDEL!!!! THAT WAS HIS BUDDY BILL CURTIS' MOVE! And that was done with a crispness that only Curtis'd pulled off before... Staying outside may be a bad idea, though. Frown no stranger to the outside of the ring, but thats in a ground attack, Ernie goes through the AIR...Huracanrana over the ring barrier, and Frown just spilled into the fans!!! Now Ernie rolling back into the ring.. he's not...he is...SPRINGBOARD SPLASH INTO THE FANS!!!! He just leveled Ronnie Frown, and that was a good 12 foot leap!!! See... this is the desperation there! Ernie knows that the second he makes a mistake, Ronnie frown will squash that freak but GOOD! But it doesn't matter if he continues the mistake-free match he's had so far! Ernie now lifting Ronnie into a suplex..no, a gourdbuster over the barrier, and Ronnie staggers backwards...Ernie springboarding off the barrier... DEAR GOD!!! RONNIE CAUGHT HIM..SPINNING SPINEBOMB ON THE RING STEPS!! Hey... can we call you Deric Jinx now? Frown has Ernie in a bearhug, standing on the steps..JUMPING INVERTED ATOMIC DROP off of the steps, and the pace of this match has changed in a hurry! And that's a change that works GREAT for Ronnie Frown! If this is a slow, methodical match, Ronnie can use his superior height and weight advantage... I wouldn't be surprised if he started targeting the head for one of his Bitter Pill variations. Referee slow to do a countout, there has to be a winner to this one, Frown tossing Grendel face first into the post, and he follows in with a running elbow spear....Grendel is down, and he's busted open! Notice who's bled first... GRENDEL. This is Ronnie's night, man... he's got the size... the strength... the MEAN... all Ernie has is stupidity... and that can only carry you so far! Frown now throwing Ernie Grendel into the ring, man, Ernie's left a red mark on the mat, and Frown laying boots into that head and all around his body - Frown can taste that World championship, and he knows nothing would make him happier - and piss the fans off more - than him becoming the EWC Champion. And remember... if Grendel loses... he loses his hair... AND wrestles nothing but Pure Science matches... no more high flyin'... no more seventy-six flip moves... and no more wins for Ernie! Frown now jumps off the bottom rope into a big stomp to the head, follows in by grabbing his hair, and yanking his head back to fire a palm into the already bloodied head of Ernie Grendel before jumping downward, pulling Ernie by the hair! Frown cover, we have one, we have two....kickout by Grendel. And just as I suspected, Ronnie is focusing on the head! That's going to leave Ernie disoriented, which will really, REALLY hurt the chances of his trademark high-flying moves hitting! Frown hits a Coconut Crush, and ernie's head bounces off of Frown's knee, and Frown rolls outside the ring and grabs a fans towel to wipe the blood off of his knee! That is right up there in the list of disgusting things I've seen in my life. Ewwwww... that's one towel that fan won't want back... hey, can we compensate this fan with a new "Ronnie Frown : EWC Champ" shirt? Frown back on the ring apron, grabs Ernie's hair again...at this rate, he won't have any left to shave if he loses...and BY THE HAIR, he pulls Ernie down throat first across the ropes, then jumps off the ring to slingshot him back in. Ernie is dazed now in the ring, and the blood is still coming out of his forehead. Frown back in now, whips Ernie to the ropes, BIG powerslam, and count of one, TWO, TH...thank god, only two! Ernie needs to try to get away for a minute... a little stick-and-move might give him a chance to regain his bearings, and get the adrenaline-attack going again! I think Frown as a champion could quite possibly be even worse for the federation than Monroe, and that's saying something. Frown has Ernie by the throat, double choke and LIFTS HIM..GRENDEL WITH A RANA COUNTER, ROLLS HIM UP, ONE, TWO, THRAARGH, that was too close. What happened to journalistic integrity... Ronnie Frown is one of the best, if not THE BEST, young lion, in the business! To quote John Shaft, You DAMN RIGHT I'm biased, and right now, I don't care. Frown back up first, charging clothesline levels the former EWC Champion. Folks, remember, if Grendel loses, he loses his hair and has to wrestle Pure Science matches ONLY for the next month - if Frown loses, he wrestles at the beck and call of the fans! Frown kinda slow in picking Grendel up, he's been putting up a good front but that initial out of the ring assault by Grendel had to have taken it's toll. Frown setting Grendel for the TIGERDRIVER, and that move can leave a man wheelchair ridden! We've got a cover....one..... two.........three, NO, NO!! ONLY TWO! ONLY TWO! STIFF power attack by Ronnie Frown... and this is what he does best. He's pouring it on with the suplex game, and Ernie can NOT keep taking moves like that! Frown now in center ring, he's got the setup for the first Bitter Pill, and Ernie is up and flips over, INVERTED DDT BY ERNIE GRENDEL!!! AND BOTH MEN ARE FLAT ON THE MAT!!! We've seen this scene many times tonight... and there is a good reason! The EWC title is the most PRESTIGOUS title in all of wrestling... and these men are willing to give their blood... their sweat... their tears... and their BODIES.. to have it! And ONE of these two men will succeed, and make it to the mountaintop of professional wrestling TONIGHT. All Ernie has to do is drape an arm across Frown - or vice versa, for that matter, both men are giving everything they've got for the right to wear that World title! Referee is at four, Frown would be wearing it for the first time, for Ernie, it would be his second reign. C'mon... do the math! "Hard hitting, low-risk style" "Wimpy hitting, high risk style". (clears throat) EWC Champion Mr. Frown... when you watch this on replay, I'm going to go down right as saying that I always KNEW you'd win... and that Cross here called you an asshole. Can't forget that. Both men make it to their feet, but Frown is there first with a thumb right into the right eye of Grendel, now Frown grabs his arm, short arm, DUCKED by Ernie, Ernie pulls Frown in, FALLAWAY SLAM!!! We're a long way from Samoa, but that move brought Ernie closer to the title! that move may have knocked the wind out of Frown... and if Ernie can regain his bearings, it's a whole new ballgame! Ernie sends Frown to the ropes again, HIGH SPINWHEEL KICK by Grendel, and *CROWD POP* GRENDEL GETTING THE CROWD GOING WITH THE HAIR MOSH!!!! Anthony Kiedis would be jealous of that hair whipping, Grendel now with a dropkick that staggers Frown to the ropes! Ernie sends Frown for the ride, THESZ PRESS, and GRENDEL FIRING PISTON RIGHT HANDS INTO THE FOREHEAD OF RONNIE FROWN!!! *CROWD POP TO THE MOON* This isn't Grendel's strength... but it's working like a charm now! This crowd is anticipating the end of this match, who's nightmare will come true? Frown is busted open! Folks, Ernie busted Frown open WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!!! This is what I'm talking about... Grendel may not have the size... he may not have the power... but he has the HEART... and he has the PEOPLE! Both men are bleeding now, Ernie has him in suplex position, he's going for the Lawn Dart, Frown blocks it, WINDMILL DDT!!!! *BOOOOOO* Let's see... Heart... plus People... plus that windmill DDT equals ASS KICKING RECEIVED BY GRENDEL FROM OUR NEW WORLD CHAMP! Ha! Frown back up, grabs ernie, CHOKESLAM LEGSWEEP!! BITTER PILL TWO!!! FROWN COVERS...WE HAVE ONE, WE HAVE TWO, *DAMNIT* WE HAVE THREE!!! *CROWD POP* Ernie's leg was on the ropes, and the referee saw it! Frown just shoved Gerald Riley backwards, but Riley says that the foot was on the ropes, and the match has to continue! Frown goes over to Ernie, winds up, and fires a hard right that staggers Ernie back into the corner! That has GOT to be hurting Frown on the inside... he could TASTE that championship! But is he can keep his head, and not give into the anger, he can still win this! Frown with an irish whip out of the corner, REVERSED BY GRENDEL, and Frown bounces out into another Falla...no..DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!! FROWN'S LAID OUT!!! And flat on your back in the middle of the ring is not where you want to be with Ernie Grendel! Ernie going to the top rope, the fans are on their feet! Ernie comes OFF...SKYTWISTER PRESS!!!! *whump* FORGET ABOUT IT, *whump* this one's his.. FROWN KICKED OUT!!! IT was two and 99/100ths, but Frown got his shoulder up!!! Of course he did! This is THE NIGHT for Ronnie Frown... he's going to give it HIS HEART just like Grendel will! Folks, Ronnie Frown is staking his claim on stardom tonight, win, lose or draw, but he'd rather win, to be sure! Grendel moving in, OH, Frown rakes the eyes, and he twists Ernie around for the Samurai brainbuster.... he lifts him up...Grendel overrotates, wraps his legs around his head, FORWARD ROLL!! HE'S PINNED!!! ONE...TWO...THREE!!! GRENDEL WINS!!! GRENDEL WINS!!! *CROWD POP TO THE HEAVENS* ("Crazy" by Seal comes back onto the speakers as the fans celebrate. Ernie is holding the belt in the ring and kneeling) WHAT IN THE HELL?!?! FOLKS, ERNIE GRENDEL IS THE *UN-DI-SPU-TED* EWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! AND RONNIE FROWN HAS TO LIVE OUT HIS NIGHTMARE!!! The fans are going...OH MY GOD!!! FROWN JUST ASSAULTED ERNIE GRENDEL WITH THE TIMEKEEPERS BELL! ERNIE IS DOWN AND HE'S NEARLY OUT!!! Hey... what's wrong with you, Ronnie! This IS a sick display of... Forget that... KNOCK THAT FREAK THE HELL OUT ALREADY! Ronnie Frown is the sorest loser I have ever met in my life... SAMURAI BRAINBUSTER RIGHT ONTO THE BELT!!! Forget the championship, he's trying to end Ernie Grendel's career...and the Bitter Pill II is nailed, and I swear that solid gold belt has been dented by the force of Grendel's skull hitting it. I'd swear that multi-color-mixed-with-blood SCALP of Grendel is dented by that! Wait a minute, what's Frown doing now? Hasn't he done eno.. oh dear lord... Grendel is living his nightmare whether he wants to or NOT... He's got the barbers tools that were here at ringside!!! They were here in case Grendel lost!!! He's got those scissors and the electric clippers, and this is over the top, even for Frown, HE'S CUTTING THE HAIR OF ERNIE GRENDEL!!! *LOUD "DA-MI-EN" chant going at this moment* We need some help out here, folks, Frown has cut off the majority of the long hair that has been Grendel's trademark since his career started, and now he's shaving off what's left!!! That hair was bloodied from the match, and now it's laying all around Grendel as Frown is shaving him bald! This is a sad, SAD display... Ronnie Frown put on one of his best wrestling matches EVER... he doesn't need to cheaped such a hard fought... Hard fought, Shard Shought... the FREAK deserves to be embarrased for slowing down Frown's rightful ascension... hell, I say off with his HEAD while you're at it, Frown! Folks, Frown has shaved the head of Ernie Grendel, and he's motioning for the cameraman...oh, how cute, he left enough hair fuzz to form a sad face on the back of Ernie's skull, yeah, you're a real artist, Frown. (Closeup of Frown kneeling over the fallen form of Ernie Grendel, grabbing his hair and rubbing it in Ernie's face, yelling "Get Used to Disappointment!") This is NOT the image the fans wanted to see tonight... What a sick, sick way to end this evening, Fans, we have to go, this is deplorable... ######################################### # # # Copyright 2000, Solo Sports, Inc. # # # #########################################