[IC] Ladies and gentlemen, prior to our next match, let me introduce the man who will serve as the guest commentator for the next two championship encounters. Many of you will recognize him from his stint with the NEWF, he is an up-and-comer behind the mic, here is Gregory Zane. (a mix of cheers and jeers) [GZ] That's MISTER Gregory Zane to you Cross!!! And I am hardly an up-and-comer in this sport, I am smarter than Einstein and hotter than the sun itself--I am without a doubt THE top commentator in wrestling today. [IC] Without a federation? It's going to be a long night isn't it? [GZ] If you're the EWC World Tag Team Champions it sure is. In our next match Weapons of Last Resort must defend their titles in a four corners match against the power of Siouxnami, the cunning and technical skill of Frozen Hell and the insanity of Beyond Our Control. [IC] And you don't think the incredible size of Kenzake or the high flying daring of Turner can overcome these three teams. [GZ] It's simple math Cross, the odds are against the champs. But let's spare the audience any more of your pointless blathering and just send it up to the ring and see for ourselves. ["Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill cuts on as red and orange lights strike the runway and the crowd provides some instant heat. Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse ignore it all, striding purposefully to the ring. Once inside the squared circle they faced one another raised their fists in the air and slammed them into one another. Blue lights flood the ramp and flash pots, resembling the presence of paparatzzi, follow and the crowd continues to jeer. The ring announcer introduces Reikkerson and Watkins...but no one comes out. Referee Mason Crow, and Siouxnami are both extremely confused. After over a full minute and another attempted introduction, they still did not appear at ringside. Cross and Zane speculate there may be foul play since both men were seen in the building earlier and, by this point, the crowd was mumbling in confusion. "King Kong" by the Residents kicked on next and, as stuffed animals exploded up and down the runway, the crowd burst into cheers, and Beyond Our Control came charging out from the back with Dr. Kevin Scrapnel trailing from behind.] [IC] They're not waiting for the champs to hit the ring, Baen and Cannon and coming right after Siouxnami!!! DING, DING, DING... [GZ] Are Weapons of Last Resort even here? Maybe they had something to do with Frozen Hell's disappearance. [IC] I doubt it--they're men with honor. Baen with a spear on Horse while Cannon just staggered Bull with a springboard heel kick!!! What intensity by BOC!!! [GZ] The freaks from Cut N' Shoot with mirror leaping elbows to Siouxnami. They grab the big men by the arms and whip them right into each other. The way this is going, if another team doesn't get to ringside soon--these two loons will be the next EWC tag champs. [IC] And what would be wrong with that? Siouxnami both crash to the mat and now they're rolling out to the floor. What are they doing!?! (the crowd starts booing heavily, and a small bullsh*t chant starts up) [GZ] Siouxnmami is headed back towards the entrance ramp for a breather. Smart move since the pace had really gotten out of control and they needed to slow things down. Starting from scratch is a good way to do it. [IC] I don't think they're going to get that chance--they've got company! (the fans break into a big roar) [GZ] And _finally_ out come the champions...sneaking up behind the biggest threat to their titles. There is now NO doubt in my mind that they've attacked Frozen Hell somewhere in the back. [IC] I disagree, but either way Siouxnami still hasn't turned around to see them. Here they come--DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE from behind by Kenzake and Turner follows that up by hitting a DOUBLE BULLDOG onto the floor!!! (pop-o-rama) [GZ] And Beyond Our Control is standing in the ring applauding the champions. This is collusion!!! [IC] You sound so surprised. Siouxnami are not well liked. The champs dragging Horse and Bull back towards the ring and they're holding them in place and motioning to BOC to joing the fun and they happily oblige. [GZ] STEREO PLANCHAS!!! This is so unfair! (just keeps a poppin') [IC] If Siouxnami is half as tough tonight as they've been when swinging chairs at people from behind then they can take it. If not, they deserve whatever they get. [GZ] Weapons of Last Resort extending their hands to BOC and they take it--HA!!! Baen and Cannon with palm strikes to the throat!!! Now they are handed objects from the fans--a framed Shane's World DVD ad and a bubblegum machine and they drill the champs. [IC] BOOM!!! The champs are leveled. BOC follows that up with drop kicks to the champs' faces. Are you finally happy, Greg? [GZ] YES! This match is supposed to be every team for themselves--about time we've got that. [IC] You've got to say that BOC is looking much more impressive than they have since they defeated Murder Inc. [GZ] Well it's hard to look worse than cannon (heh) fodder, which is what they've been as of late. And NOW Mason Crow is telling the men to get into the ring and in their corners--ABOUT TIME. [IC] It certainly has taken him a long time to get control of this match. He's finally forcing this match to move into the ring as Baen rolls Turner in and then scales the ropes. Turner to his feet but he's met with a twisting cannonball. ONE........... TWO...........................this could be a fast exit for the champs.............. Too early--Turner kicks out! [GZ] Definitely. Siouxnami still looking a bit dazed as they are trying to regain their focus on the apron--Kenzake shouting grunts of encouragement at his partner as Baen unloads with a series of snap kicks in the corner. [IC] There's a tag to Cannon who goes right to the top. Baen lifts up Turner by the hair and hoists him up for a powerbomb--right on the money. [GZ] Baen out of the way and here comes Cannon with a moonsault!!! Excellent double team by BOC and we've got another cover. ONE............ TWO............................the champs seem a bit rusty.................. TH-Sitting Bull in to break up the count. (booooooooo) [IC] You have to wonder if Siouxnami is thinking clearly. They still could win the titles even if Turner and Kenzake are eliminated--they're just making things harder on themselves. [GZ] Maybe they just don't like them and wanted a chance to kick BOC in the head. [IC] Baen looks at Bull who's back on the apron as if to ask if he wants in and now he grabs him and catches him with a forearm and slingshots him into the ring! [GZ] And that allowed Turner the time to tag in that walking redwood tree so Bull flops right into that gigantic hand--big toss into the corner and there's a high impact clothesline! [IC] Siouxnami have been unable to get things going tonight--maybe the lack of Chris Monroe at ringside is hurting them. [GZ] Or maybe it's the fact that they're effectively facing 4 men. Kenzake grabs Bull from the corner and smacks him with an open hand--CRACK!!! (oohs and aahs as the sound reaches the rafters) [IC] Now Kenzake presses Bull above his head--that's REALLY high. There's one press and another---Bull's about to go for a big ride... [GZ] TRY AGAIN--Crazy Horse just charged into the ring and took out Kenzake with a rolling knee clip. He catches Bull on the way down and Siouxnami with a double boot to the gut of the giant. [IC] He doesn't move--he's just standing there growling. Siouxnami looks at eachother and each go to a different side of the ropes. Bull charging from in front and Horse from behind... [GZ] Kenzake doesn't know which way to look--Bull comes head on but he gets caught by a giant hand around the throat. But the dumb oaf forgot about Horse and he rocks Kenzake with a low blow. (oooooh) [IC] Even the biggest wrestler is succeptible to that move. Now Siouxnami with a double leaping DDT and Kenzake is down. [GZ] Both members of Siouxnami staying in the ring and they drop him with a double belly to back suplex!!! [IC] Again--what is Crow waiting for!?! This isn't a texas tornado match!!! [GZ] Well, Siouxnami seems to have fully regained their composure. Horse hurls Kenzake into the corner while Bull goes over to Cannon. There's a boot to the head and a hip toss to tag in his rival--payback a bitch isn't it? [IC] I can't argue that one. Both men in the ring are a bit woozy. (the fans are fairly split in their cheers but BOC seems to have a slight edge) [GZ] Kenzake tags back to Turner while Cannon stands his ground. There's a lock up, Cannon with a knee to the stomach and he sends Turner to the ropes, the champ ducks a clothesline and he comes off the ropes--FLYING BODY PRESS!!! [IC] Only a one count! Cannon goes to stand but gets dropped by a twisting leg sweep and then flattented with a quick leg drop. Turner with an inverted atomic drop and he follows through with a sacrifice clothesline. [GZ] Now the Texan with a snap kick and that's followed with a swinging neckbreaker off the ropes. [IC] For the first time in this match, BOC seems to be in trouble. [GZ] Turner with a tag to Kenzake--this could get ugly for Cannon. ESPECIALLY because he's going to the second rope---oh man... [IC] Gut-wrench powerbomb by Turner and here comes an airborne building--ELBOW SMASH!!! ONE................ TWO............................that HAD to hurt................... And this time it's Baen in to make the save. [GZ] And that draws Turner back into the ring and we've got chaos at center ring while Siouxnami is just watching from the apron!!! [IC] This is what happens when the world titles are up for grabs--friendships go out the window faster than you can spell E-W-C. [GZ] How forced can you get, Cross? Siouxnami is really enjoying this opportunity to rest on the apron--I even think I see a smirk. [IC] Baen and Turner are going toe to toe while Kenzake rams a shoulder into Cannon's stomach in the corner. [GZ] And again Crow is showing NO ability whatsoever to control this match. Baen with a leaping clothesline that takes both him and Turner to the arena floor. This is going to get ugly!!! [IC] Kenzake is just crushing Cannon and I think he smells blood. The big man whips him into the ropes but Sitting Bull just slapped him from behind--that's a legal tag. [GZ] Smart move since I don't think Kenzake saw it. Cannon crushed by a size 22 and he rolls out of the ring!!! Sitting Bull is waiting on the top rope, Kenzake turns around as Bull flies... [IC] KENZAKE CATCHES HIM BY THE THROAT!!! Bull is struggling so Kenzake slams that rock-hard head into Bull's cranium--he's not moving now. [GZ] On the floor Baen just hit a moonsault off the ring divider onto Turner!!! Mason is now out there trying to keep things from heading towards the back... [IC] Inside the ring Sitting Bull is about to go for one long, nasty, ride---HIGH ELEVATION LEAPING CHOKESLAM--KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The ring just shook with that impact. Say good night. ONE... [GZ] Cross, Crow isn't in the ring to count the pinfall. Kenzake is just realizing this. [IC] Now he's on his knees and pointing to the top rope--he's signaling for the Moonsault from Hell. [GZ] Not so fast--he doesn't see that Crazy Horse has grabbed a steel chair. Kenzake is on his feet but here comes Horse--CRACK!!! (the sound of the chair hitting Kenzake's head echoes throughout the arena as the fans collectively groan) [IC] And the champ is busted open!!! Horse with another shot for good measure and now he grabs his partner and presses him into the air and just slams him onto Kenzake. [GZ] Turner and BOC are too busy brawling on the floor to notice what's going on as Horse grabs Mason Crow and pulls him into the ring. Here's the count... ONE................. TWO....Turner turns to see what's happening but is cut off by a Cannon super kick.... THREE!!! And the champions have been eliminated!!! (booooooooooooooooooo!!!) [IC] This is unbelievable!!! How on earth could Crow miss all of that!?! Kenzake is lying in the ring with his head busted open and he doesn't question it!?! What a travesty of justice!!! [GZ] Get over it Cross. Championship caliber teams don't blame the ref for their losses. Turner got drawn into a brawl with those two foaming pitbulls and it cost his team. Now we're down to two on two. (the fans start a thunderous B-O-C chant) [IC] The fans squarely behind Kevin Schrapnel's men. [GZ] Big deal. Siouxmami withstood their first wave attack AND eliminated the world champs at the same time--they have to be the favorites. [IC] They used a chair, Greg. [GZ] Semantics. Horse stays in for his team as Baen is in for BOC. Baen dives at Horse's legs but misses and now he's getting stomped on for his troubles. Horse is being relentless unleashing double axehandle after double axehandle on the smaller Baen. [IC] Siouxnami finally slowing things down so that their power game can dominate. Crazy Horse lifts Baen up onto his shoulders--what's he going for--I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! [GZ] Electric chair suplex turned into a tombstone piledriver!!! INCREDIBLE maneuver!!! ONE............. TWO..........................they bounced off the mat...................... Cannon with a leaping elbow to make the save. [IC] This time Crow is getting on someone's case--but not after a flying chair shot--eesh. [GZ] I said get over it already. Horse pulls Baen into his corner and makes the tag to Sitting Bull who goes right up top. Horse with a reverse gorilla press and here comes Bull with a leaping stomp. [IC] Siouxnami isn't covering though. They seem to feel very confident right now and just want to punish Baen some more--that's not a good move. [GZ] We may have had a point earlier--perhaps with Monroe concentrating on his match with Bill Curtis, Bull and Horse are just a little bit unfocused. [IC] We? _I_ said that! [GZ] Right...Bull with another whip to the ropes and he heads to the other ropes. [IC] And now he goes slumping to the canvas courtesy of a well-placed Gerry Cannon boot from the apron. Very crafty move by Cannon. [GZ] Try very illegal. Bull and Baen both struggling to their feet. Sitting Bull is up first. He charges with a clothesline but Baen ducks it and meets Bull with a leaping high knee on the rebound. [IC] Now Baen leaps into the air and grabs Bull's head on the way down--TORNADO DDT!!! A Cut N' Shoot house specialty. (BAEN, BAEN, HE'S INSANE!!!) [GZ] Baen was acting on instinct as he's still woozy and slow to get to his corner. Bull rolls to Siouxnami's corner and tags back to Crazy Horse. [IC] He charges back across the ring to cut off Baen but he's too late--in comes Cannon!!! (YEAH!!!) [IC] Springboard into the ring and right over Crazy Horse. Cannon taps Horse on the back and then drops him with a japanese armdrag. [GZ] That's followed up with a spinning back fist and a snap suplex. Horse having problems with the the speed of Jules Baen. [IC] Cannon picks up Horse as if to go for a belly to back suplex but instead he drops him on the top rope--he grabs the neck--HANGMAN'S NECKBREAKER OFF the SECOND ROPE!!! ONE.................. TWO............................what a high impact move....................... NEW CHA--NOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!!! (booooo!!!) [GZ] Close call for Siouxnami. Cannon tags back Baen who tags right back to Cannon. Horse sent to the ropes, Baen nails the drop toe hold and Cannon flies in--SPRINGBOARD KNEE DROP!!! ONE....... TWO..........................double team hit the mark................... THRE--and Sitting Bull is in to make the save!!! [IC] And Baen tries to stay in to fight but Mason Crow is forcing him out of the ring leaving both of Siouxnami in there. What is wrong with this ref? [GZ] Bull with a short-armed clothesline to Cannon that nearly decapitates him. And there's a double shoulder block from the native americans. [IC] Crow finally turns around and NOW Bull legally tags into the match. He picks Cannon up--POWERBOMB ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! That _had_ to hurt! Again no cover though--what are they thinking? [GZ] Even I'm surprised here--a pinfall captures _the_ EWC World Tag Team Titles, they should be covering at every opportunity they get. Oh, I see, they want to end things in style. [IC] Horse is tagged back in and there's the raised fist pose--we're about to see the Last Stand. Bull with the giant swing and here comes Horse off the top rope--spikes it with an axe kick!!! [GZ] This is going to end it!!! ONE...................... TWO..............................get those belts polished up................. THRE--NOOOO, BAEN OFF THE TOP WITH A DUSTBUSTER!!! (ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!) [IC] Even I'd say that should be a DQ--but with Crow in there, I'm not surprised that it's allowed. Horse is busted open!!! [GZ] What a rip-off!!! Siouxnami had the titles won!!! [IC] All four men are in the ring and I have a feeling things are about to go downhill in hurry. Baen with a series of rapid headbutts to Horse as Sitting Bull is mercilessly raking Cannon's face across the top rope. [GZ] Crow is just shurgging his shoulders as Bull press slams Cannon to the floor and ONTO KEVIN SCHRAPNEL!!! [IC] That's bad for him but good for his team since it saved Cannon from an ugly fall and now Cannon's already getting up. [GZ] Well he doesn't see Bull--he's got the time-keeper's bell--right into the small of the back--now a DDT on the floor and we've got two bleeders now. If Baen wasn't so busy elbowing Crazy Horse's cut maybe he'd know to help his partner. [IC] Sitting Bull leaning a table against the guard railing and he's shoving Cannon against it. Inside the ring Baen just splattered Horse with a running powerbomb and NOW he sees what's going on. [GZ] It may be too late...Bull is up on the apron and he's raising that forearm of his and looks to jump... [IC] HERE COMES BAEN!!! "INSANE" JULES BAEN WITH A SPEAR FROM BEHIND!!! Cannon moves out of the way and BULL GOES THROUGH THE TABLE AND INTO THE METAL RAILING!!! (B-O-C!!! B-O-C!!! B-O-C!!!) [GZ] And not only is Sitting Bull also bleeding but he's not moving. BOC see Crazy Horse stirring and they head back into the ring. Baen goes up top while a bloodied Cannon slides into the ring--LOW BLOW on Horse!!! [IC] Crow has no power here. Horse lifted onto Cannon's shoulders---SKY TWISTER PRESS by Baen!!! BAM!!! ONE............ TWO....................................what tremendous impact................... THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BEYOND OUR CONTROL ARE THE -NEW- EWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! [GZ] I may find the end of this a bit sketchy--but they did put on a hell of a show tonight. [IC] That they did and now they've helped Kevin Schrapnel into the ring and they've got the titles in their hands celebrating. What a tremendous site as Beyond Our Control have FINALLY captured a world championship. (the fans a incredibly psyched and are giving BOC a well-deserved standing ovation) [GZ] But they better not rest too much--the two men who are now heading to the back put on a hell of a show AND pinned the old champs--there's certainly a rematch in their future. [IC] I still don't understand what happened to Frozen Hell. They may be arrogant and they may love Hollywood, but Torvald isn't the type to pass up on a championship opporunity. (the fans suddenly go nuts--the jeering is incredible) [GZ] I think you may have an answer any second now...here comes Frozen Hell and they look just fine. And, of course, Torvald has a mic. [TR] (ignoring the deafening jeers) NOW we're here for what is rightfully ours. NOW we shall face the new champions in the #1 Contender's match we earned!!! (it's really, really hot in the arena) [IC] WHAT!?! I can't believe these two have the nerve to suggest they should be allowed to fight the new champs, NOW, after they chose to skip a title match. [GZ] I hate to agree with you, Cross, but I do. Unfortunately, Crow is signalling for the bell. We're about to have another title match. DING, DING, DING.... (the crowd, and BOC, is livid, chanting BULLSH*T and throwing garbage) [IC] I don't blame the fans--this is ridiculous! Baen and Cannon, being the fighters that they are have gone to their corner to go over strategy. [GZ] Scratch that they've gone to get matching brooms and they're going after the challengers but NOW Crow decides to enforce the standard rules--amazing. [IC] I hope he has to answer for this performance later tonight, I'm apalled. While Cannon is ushered out of the ring Brad Watkins levels Baen from behind with a running forearm and there's a big body slam. [GZ] This could get ugly fast, Cross. Frozen Hell is a tough team to begin with, but BOC's been through a war already. Elbow drop off the ropes finds its mark. There's a fast tag to Reikkersen who goes to the second rope. [IC] Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker by Watkins and there's a forearm drop by "Icebreaker"--these two are a lethal combo. ONE............... TWO................................this is so unfair......................... Baen somehow gets out the back!!! [GZ] Toravald didn't hook the leg. This is BOC's one chance really, if the challengers are too arrogant they may get sloppy and make a mistake. If they don't though... [IC] Reikkersen with a hard Irish whip to the corner and he follows with a second, and a hip toss brings Baen over. Torvald with a running knee drop off the ropes to the small of the back. [GZ] There's a side russian leg sweep and then a diving headbutt to the back--I guess we know the gameplan of Frozen Hell. [IC] What, other than skip the first 2/3 of the match? [GZ] Cute--try isolate Jules Baen and work over the back. Another diving headbutt and Baen is wincing in pain. Cannon is getting the fans to clap--but that's not going to change much. [IC] Torvald takes Baen over with a snap suplex and there's a tag to "Bad" Brad. [GZ] Torvald locks on a boston crab as Watkins curiously adjusts his knee pad and then comes off the ropes with a high elevation knee drop--that looked painful. [IC] Almost a little too painful for an ordinary knee drop. Watkins picks up Baen and justs spits in his face. That is totally unnecessary!!! Now he presses him high into the air and then just drops him to the mat. [GZ] Now Watkins sitting on the top rope--this is new--he waits for Baen to get up--flying shoulder tackle!!! ONE............... TWO..............................Baen is getting dismantled.................. THRE--Cannon in there to make the save!!! (big pop) [IC] He tries to stay in and help his partner but Crow is ushering him out. Of course, that's going to give Frozen Hell time to double-team. Torvald into the ring and we've got a double sling-shot suplex on Baen. [GZ] Torvald stays in as Baen valiently crawls towards his corner. The "Icebreaker" grabs at Baen's leg but he kicks him off and into the far corner...Baen leaps-- [IC] THERE'S THE TAG!!! Cannon into the ring and he levels Torvald with a clothesline. Watkins tries to come in but he gets caught with a leg lariat--and Watkins flies to the arena floor!!! (BOC! BOC! BOC!) [GZ] Reikkersen sent to the ropes--POWERSLAM by Cannon. Baen shows renewed energy on the arena floor--he just grabbed some poor guy's camera and waffled Watkins with it! (mega-pop) [IC] That's not just anyone, that's their friend Bill the camera guy!!! [GZ] As I said, some poor shlub...what is this? (we cut to a shot from the camera Baen's holding as he flies right at Watkins and slams it into his face--weird, but really cool, visual) [IC] Bump-O-Rama!!! Only in the EWC and only in a BOC match!!! Inside the ring Cannon has Torvald up high in the air--LEAPING POWERBOMB!!! ONE............ TWO...................................this would be great..................... THR---Torvald still able to kick out!!! [GZ] Cannon sees that Baen is doing just fine on the floor so he places Torvald on the top turnbuckle---we may be seeing another tornado DDT. [IC] Gerry sets...he leaps...OH NOOOOOOOOO...it's REVERSED INTO THE "ICEBREAKER" from UP TOP!!! INCREDIBLE!!! Here's a cover!!! ONE.................. TWO......................Watkins trips Baen from behind..................... THREE!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! DING, DING, DING.... (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!) [GZ] Frozen Hell are your NEW EWC Tag Team Champions--our SECOND title change for this belt tonight!!! [IC] I can't believe this farce of a match was allowed--I'm disgusted with Mason Crow's decision!!! [GZ] So are Beyond Our Control. The new champs are trying to high-tail it out of here but BOC are hot on their tails!!! (shots show Baen and Cannon, with chairs, chasing the champs up the runway) [IC] Well, that match sure didn't settle much in the tag team division. We're going to need to sort things out in the weeks to come. [GZ] And all of this was without factoring in the Children of the Apocolypse... [IC] Or some of the new talent that is coming in. [GZ] Thankfully that's why our next match is taking place with the ringside area enclosed in a steel cage. [IC] While our attendants lower the cage--let's go to these comments.