Folks, we are back, and I have to admit I haven't been in the business for that long, but what I just saw is nothing short of amazing. **** Amazingly, both men are moving in the back on their own power, and I've just gotten word that Siouxnami and the Hurleys are still fighting it out in the back <> We're about set to go to the main event right now, we'll try to keep that situation updated as best as we can. [PA System] Fuego's gonna kill you! <> And the former World's Champion, in his first match back since his debilitating injury, has come with mist all around him and fire within him! Referee for this match is EWC Head official Gerald Riley, and I do NOT envy this man one single solitary bit. He's gotta ride herd for sixty minutes with two of the most talented and the most dangerously crazy individuals in the sport today! <> What the... -=-=-=-=-=- [Cut to Ernie Grendel, sitting in a dark locker room. There's only one light on, and that's a single overhead light bulb. Ernie's sitting on a bench, taping up a wrist.] [Ernie] Here we go again. Fuego and good ol' Ernie Grendel in a Wheel of Torture match... so many possibilities... so many ways to kill yourself... so let's keep this short. [Ernie stops taping and looks at the camera] [Ernie] Fuego... you may find this hard to believe... but I *like* you. You and I beat the hell out of each other the last time we met. You want to hurt me, and I want to see if you can. I can respect that. Of course, we're fighting over this piece of gold-plated aluminum [Ernie kicks at the belt which is sitting on the bench next to him], so it's not really a 'pure' competition, but that's okay. One thing... the cause of all my discontent has recently re-emerged here in the EWC... so if I start talking about Chris Sim... it would be a good idea to... you know... [Ernie snaps his hair out of his face and smiles at the camera - one green eye, one blue] Be prepared for the worst. [Ernie stands up suddenly and swings the belt in a wide vertical arc, which knocks out the lightbulb. In the dark, you can just barely see him.] Let's get crazy. -=-=-=-=-=- <> The World Champion is here!!! He's here!!! And we've got chaos in the stands!!! The fans never really giving up on Ernie, wondering what the reason was for his behavior. Apparently it was Chris Sim all along. Ernie's here, though, to take Fuego through the most hellacious 60 minutes of his career!!! Grendel in the ring now, and both men are already locked in a staredo... <<"Justice of the Peace" by Iron Maiden comes onto the speakers now, breaking up the in-ring activity. Both wrestlers are a little annoyed to see John Riker walking out of back>> What's Riker doing here? He booked this match weeks ago, and now he's coming out to do what!?!?!? [Riker] Four weeks ago I came out here and booked the two of you in this match. And the reason why was I wanted to see the two of you beat the holy hell out of each other. But you see, it's gonna be MY rules, MY way. To that end, I now introduce...MY WHEEL!!! <> THAT is the wheel you two are going to spin. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have a seat. <> I think Fuego and Grendel are both flabbergasted at this, but they have to roll with it....John Riker, I must admit, I'm *VERY* surprised at you doing this. Look, it's this simple. I'm the commissioner, what I say goes. If they don't like, they can work for another company. I'm sure Pikachu Fuego would go over *really* well. Well, they're spinning your wheel right now.....and it's coming up....... Riker's Rules #3 - PURE SCIENCE MATCH!!!!! And neither man seems to be particularly happy with that turn of events. Hey, it's a perfectly legitimate match. I would think they'd be tired of sending each other through tables and what not. Let's see what these two can do in the ring. But I thought you said no disqualifications or countouts in this match? The rules of the match state an automatic disqualification at the first broken rule. That means no closed fists, no ramming people into things, or things into people... I never took this match into account. This is the only match that that doesn't apply to. *SHORT REPORT MODE ON* (sorry, I'd *NEVER* finish this otherwise) Both men do some initial feeling out..collar and elbows, armdrags, etc. After about a minute or two of this, Ernie goes for a legsweep and grapevines the leg. Fuego attempts to escape but Ernie rides right with him. A second attempt, Fuego still can't escape. Finally, he maneuvers his way to the ropes...and pulls himself out and over, bringing Grendel to the outside with him. Fuego rolls back in as Grendel picks himself up and comes back in himself. Another collar and elbow attempt, but this time Fuego with a Thai-style kick to Ern's lower legs, then a higher kick that Ernie ducks into a legtrip takedown. Ernie then rides that into an STF which Fuego was lucky enough to escape by reaching the ropes. They face off again center ring with a collar-elbow tieup...this time Fuego shoves off and goes for a Thai kick which Ernie catches. The dragon screw is teased, but Fuego pops an enziguri instead. Fuego grabs Ernie's hair, but Ernie double legtrips him, then slingshots him into the opposite turnbuckles before kipping up..and running right into a charging clothesline by Fuego. Fuego continuing to use thai-style kicks to pepper Grendel's body a bit, then grabbing him by the head and setting up for a DDT. Ernie retaliates by charging forward, knocking the wind out of Fuego's sails and causing him to release the front facelock. Ernie pulls Fuego out of the corner and starts laying headbutts into the back of Fuego's neck. A bodyslam brings Fuego to the campus but a fast legdrop is dodged by Fuego. Fuego up with a stiff chop across the chest, backing Grendel into the ropes. Fuego sends Grendel for the ride, they criss cross a bit, then Fuego jumps and rolls Grendel into a huracanrana pinning positon for a 2 count. Fuego gets up, but Grendel legtrips him again and this time goes for an anklelock from behind. This hold Grendel keeps on for awhile, a good minute or two at least, before releasing it. Grendel then started elbowdropping on the leg of Fuego before applying a spinning toehold onto Fuego for a bit. Fuego wouldn't tap, tho, and eventually he grabbed Grendel into a small package for another two count. The fans were starting to get a little restless, as we were walking past the 10 minute mark at this point and very little had happened of note. They lock up again, Fuego turning it into an armdrag takedown. Ernie up and charges, another armdrag takedown. Ernie tries again, Fuego tries again, Ernie reverses into an armdrag of his own, then a dropkick. A second dropkick, however, misses, and Fuego very quickly executes an Asai moonsault across Ernie's back to slow him down. For the next several minutes, the match was mostly Fuego, as he used Thai strikes and power moves to work and wear down the arm of Ernie Grendel. The Anderson bodyslam onto the arm was used a couple of times, as was some falling headbutts before Fuego settled into a cross-arm breaker for a minute or two. Grendel eventually worked his way to the ropes, and Fuego got up and waited for Ernie to roll away before kicking at the arm some more. Fuego hooks Ernie's waist and drops a belly to back suplex with the main impact landing on the shoulder of Grendel before rolling down and scissorlocking Ernie's arm with his legs. Fuego then axe kicked the arm several times, all the while showing little to no emotion. Fuego now twisting the arm...and lifts his leg over Ernie's shoulder...MUDSLIDE OVER THE SHOULDER AREA!!! And now Fuego chaining into the cross-arm breaker again.. and this time Ernie taps out!!!! And it's one fall to nothing on Fuego. And Ernie looks more than a little hurt out there, doesn't he? That shoulder took a hellabeating out there....but it took Fuego almost 19 minutes to wear down Grendel enough to get the tapout, and in fact, it was smarter for Ernie at this stage in the game to tap out and get the rest period than try to fight it out and injure that arm more. Well, they've got 40 minutes to go, I'm sure there will be more hurting before it's all said and done. The minute rest period is done, and the wheel is spun again... and it's Riker's Choice #7 - A PURE SCIENCE MATCH!!?!?!?!?! **** *laughs* They don't sound very pleased, do they? The official doing the spinning starting to remove other cards....THEY'RE ALL PURE SCIENCE MATCHES!!!!! **<>** Riker, what's the meaning of this!?!? I told you I was going to make them suffer. As you saw, Pure Science can cause injury just as well as any other stip...but that takes all the fun out of it for them. They love tables, high flying, and all that other fan-pandering crap, but this just isn't *FUN* for them. So not only will they be miserable, but the fans are either gonna have to sit back and love a pure scientific encounter, or be miserable too!!! Well Fuego's right back on that arm, and he doesn't look to be a happy camper. These two gentlemen can go hold for hold, and we're gonna see that tonight, but this isn't what either man signed up for this evening!! Fuego whips Grendel to the ropes, and comes back with a kneesmash to the gut, followed up with a shoulderbreaker to continue the pain Ernie is feeling in his left arm. Cover by Fuego - two count. Fuego rolls over and tries to cinch in a crossface 1/2 nelson bulldog (aka the Crippler Crossface), applying pressure to both the shoulder *and* the neck. After three minutes and two aborted attempts to reach the ropes, Ernie finally got there, but he did *NOT* look in great shape. Fuego then picked up Ernie for a vertical suplex, but instead ran to the ropes and tossed him feetfirst over the top rope, holding onto the hurt arm. Grendel, however, landed on the apron, shifted arms, and whippersnapped Fuego's right arm on the top rope, to a HUGE pop. Grendel took the nine count to shake his arm out some and work out the kinks before rolling back in. Fuego was up and went for a Thai strike, but Grendel duck and legswept Fuego onto his back. Another charge by Fuego, and Ernie did the same thing. A third charge and Ernie tried a headbutt to the solarplexus, only it went a little too low and hit the groin. The referee immediately called for the bell at 26:34. Oh, that's ridiculous..the referee awarding the fall to Fuego!!! What's so ridiculous? A low blow is an illegal move. Illegal move equals automatic DQ. That was unintentional and you know it!! These two men came here tonight expecting to take each other to the limit and beyond, and you and your wheel are making a mockery of it. Hmmm, I wonder what the next stipulation is going to be. The wheel is spinning........ AND IS KNOCKED OFF THE STAGE!!! **** OK, who's getting fired tonight???? No one! IT'S THE BOSS!!! ARMAND'S GOT THE MICROPHONE!!!!! [LeBeaux] I don't know who's idea this was, but you can rest assured there's gonna be some investigation here. In the meantime, all of you people paid to see a Wheel of Torture match, and you're going to get one the way it was MEANT to be. Tony, Geordi...bring out *MY* WHEEL!!!!!!! **** He....he....he can't do this. He's the owner, he can do anything he wants. He could pee in your Thermos if he wanted to. And probably has. *makes a spitting sound* This new wheel makes a spin... ...and we've got ourselves a TABLE MATCH!!!!! **** Well, so much for sportsmanship. Grendel's got a BIG grin on his face. Fuego seems to have more spring in his step too, as he just kicked Grendel right into the shoulder. GRENDEL KICKS RIGHT BACK, though, and a dropkick by the EWC Champion sends Fuego through the ropes. OK, so maybe I failed at keeping this from being fun for that sick little freak. But I think someone's going for a stretcher ride anyways. Grendel with a running start...baseball slide dropkick sends Fuego into the rail. Grendel following up with a left-armed elbow, now he grabs Fuego by the hair and tosses him across the steel ringsteps..and he's coming right this way. Oh, no. They're not breaking another announcers table tonight!!! Grendel tosses Fuego onto our table...and RIKER SHOVES HIM BACK OFF!!!!! *to Grendel* If you're gonna do this crap, get your own table. Under the ring, from the back, wherever..but NOT THIS ONE!!!!! Oh man, if looks could kill, Riker, you'd be pushing dasies. Grendel reaches under the ring, pulls out a folding table, we had several of them under the ring for the various matches tonight. He's trying to get it set up..and Fuego with a spinwheel kick from behind sends Grendel head first into it! Fuego now propping the table in the corner where the steps are...and he's got Ernie in a German Suplex..Ernie flips over and kicks off the table into a BULLDOG ON THE CONCRETE!!!!!! **** OK, there goes another year off your career. Sick bastard. Folks, I am now ignoring the Commisioner until he has something constructive to say. Grendel has Fuego by the hair and tosses him headfirst into the table!!! It doesn't break, tho. Grendel now reaching underneath and grabs another table and shoves it right into the face of Fuego, and now the Jungle Killer is the meat of a Table Sandwich!! Ernie on the apron and comes off with a dropkick sandwiching Fuego between the table! Unforunately, you have to put the opponent through a table. You can't put a table through your opponent. I think if there's one man who knows the rules of a table match, it would be Ernie Grendel. We are now at the 33 minute mark of this 60 minute match, Fuego is up 2 falls to none, and Grendel is uprighting a table so that Fuego can be sent through it. The table is set...FUEGO WITH A SPEAR, AND GRENDEL AND FUEGO RIDE ACROSS THE TABLE ONTO THE CONCRETE ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!! **** Grendel just had 240 pounds of pissed off jungle warrior drop tackle him across a table. And Fuego is up now, and hes' got Grendel by the hair...he's going for a MUDSLIDE..GRENDEL REVERSES!!! POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! AND IT'S NOW TWO TO ONE!!!!! *chuckling* Fuego took quite a hit through that table, huh? You're enjoying this too much. You're damn right. As much as I like seeing Grendel take hits, I have to admit that after all the crap he's caused me over the years, I like watching Fuego suffer just a little bit more. I hope Armand LeBeaux cans your sorry Appalachian ass!!! Wheel is spinning again.... A FIRST BLOOD MATCH!!!! OK, *HERE* we go. Grendel has Fuego in his arms...going for a suplex..BLOCKED BY FUEGO, AND GRENDEL IS BACKDROPPED INTO THE TABLE SCRAPS!!! And you know, that first blood can be from anywhere...head, arm, leg, even internal spitting up. Those are the most fun...the blood is redder. You're sick. Grendel getting up, Fuego goes for the spear again, GRENDEL LEAPFROGS, and Fuego goes headfirst into that table and the table splits in half!! And so far, Grendel is riding a wave..and Grendel jumps up and MUDSLIDES FUEGO ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!!!! This man's agility is uncanny!!! Who gives a crap, is jungle boy bleeding!?!?!? Grendel pulls up Fuego's hair...and yes, he's got blood on the forehead, in fact, we're looking at a crimson mask here!!!! And the referee calls for the bell!!! We're tied at two all!!! Fuego now fumbling inside his trunks...what's he got there? It looks like a small vial of some sort..and he's trying to apply that to his wound.. and Grendel snatched it out of his hand and tosses it to the crowd!!!!!! THERE we go, there's the bloodlust we're looking for. The wheel spins again...as Fuego goes after Grendel before it stops... and it comes up.....FIRST BLOOD AGAIN!?! Oh, this is amusing. The referee starts the match...and Fuego's still bleeding, but Grendel isn't....and the referee is signaling for the bell!!! Well, of course. The match is the one who drew blood first. Fuego is bleeding, Grendel is not. The match is now 3-2 in favor of Grendel, and unless Fuego can get Ernie busted open, he's got a one in 10 chance of losing a match automatically the rest of the night! And Fuego is NOT HAPPY about this turn of events in the least. That's good, when he's angry, he's prone to making mistakes. I'm not sure I agree with this, but the rules are the rules, and now the wheel is being spun again... A A BAMBOO CANE MATCH!!!!! OK, this evens things out. Normal pinfall/submission rules here, but there's a bamboo cane in the one corner, and whoever gets it can use it! Fuego is ALL OVER Ernie on the outside of the ring right now. Now he tosses Ernie back into the ring and he's going RIGHT AFTER the cane!!! I think Fuego's temper just got set off. We're now over 40 minutes in this match, and Fuego's on the top rope and he's got that bamboo cane!!! And he's off the top and right across Grendel's back with that cane. And he's whacking him with it like an old woman fending off a mugger with her purse!!!! **** HE JUST BROKE THE CANE!!! HE BROKE THE CANE OVER GRENDEL'S BACK!!!! Now this is the Fuego I know and despise! Fuego bellowing like a wounded animal, and he's jamming the jagged edge of that bamboo shoot right into the head of Ernie Grendel, and again raking it across Ernie's forehead. He's making sure he doesn't get burned on that First Blood stip again. In Spades. Ernie is a crimson mask right now as Fuego seems to calm down a little bit now. The bloodlust of the Jungle Killer has been sated, and now Fuego with a dropkick to the back of Grendel's head. Now Fuego's going up to the top again, and he's right there...450 LEG DROP ON GRENDEL'S SHOULDER, and he's going back to that original injury. Fuego's going for the cover... *whump* WE GOT ONE *whump* WE GOT TWO No dice, Grendel kicks out. Both men are bleeding right now, and Fuego is picking up Ernie by the arm...he's going for a springboard...MY GOD!!! DEAR *bleep*ING GOD!!!! GRENDEL MOVED FORWARD WITH FUEGO AND SHOVED HIM AS HE HIT THE TOP, AND FUEGO ALMOST IMPALED HIMSELF ON THE GUARDRAIL!!!!!! THAT GUARDRAIL ALMOST DIVIDED HIM IN HALF!!!! I didn't think Grendel had that kind of a sadistic streak in him. Maybe he should hook up with Asylum? Bite your tongue, Riker! Ernie is trying to get his head together on the inside, while Fuego is trying to find his feet on the outside. We're at the 45 minute mark right now, Fuego's only got 15 minutes to get two pinfalls on Ernie Grendel, and that's easier said than done. Especially when you're coughing up a lung on the outside. Grendel now shaking off his arm a little more, and he's smiling. Ernie Grendel is smiling. He's the youngest man to ever graduate from Cut 'n Shoot Academy. He lives, eats and breathes danger, and now he's got Fuego dazed on the outside of the ring, in Ernie's Playground. Fuego's pulled himself now over the guardrail and is now on the ground at ringside. Ernie Grendel is climbing towards the top rope. This isn't gonna be healthy for at least one of them. Ernie is on the top rope now, perched, waiting for Fuego, and he's got a hair mosh going! He's getting pumped up!!! **** Fuego still dazed on the outside....SKYTWISTER PRESS TO THE CONCRETE!!!! AND FUEGO IS MASHED ON THE GROUND BY THE "EXCITABLE ONE" **<"CUT 'N SHOOT! CUT 'N SHOOT! CUT 'N SHOOT!">** And this is why Ernie Grendel is going to be retired or dead before he's 25. In the immortal words of Hank Hill, THAT BOY AIN'T RIGHT!!! But he's up, and he's rolling Fuego into the ring. And now he's going to the top again!! Where is he getting this from.. he's coming off with the Skytwister again..HE MISSES! HE MISSES! HE MISSES!!!! WE SEE! WE SEE! WE SEE! Fuego, with everything left in his system, rolled out of the way, and he's got Grendel covered.. *whump* COUNT OF ONE *whump* COUNT OF TWO *whump* AND THE SERIES IS TIED!!!! Look at them, though. They're both down, and they're both hurting. Can they make it to the end of this match? We've got about nine minutes left in the time limit, and in that time, someone's gotta find a way to pin or make someone submit in that ring, or even out of that ring if the stip is right. Both men taking this time to get themselves upright in each corner. There are 10 stips on that wheel: First Blood, FCA, Inferno, Fans Supply Weapons, Texas Death, Steel Cage, Bamboo Staff, Finisher vs. Finisher, Table and Lights Out match. Which one is going to decide this contest!!?!?! It's a spinning...... IT'S FINISHER VS. FINISHER!!!!! It's the Skytwister Press vs. the Mudslide! Both men look weary, bloodied, beaten, but they've got nine minutes to decide this match. Both men come out of the corners...and they shake hands!!! THERE'S your bloodlust, THERE'S your hatred. I call that RESPECT!!! What?!? What's this. I thought you two punks hated each other!!! It's about competition, it's about who's the best. Both men are eyelocked center ring, and now they're trading slaps across the chest. It's as if both were possessed, they're fighting beyond pain, beyond fatigue...FUEGO with a hard knife edge that backs Grendel to the corner. Fuego fires him out of the corner, Grendel RUNS THE ROPES and jumps right into an ASAI MOONSAULT DDT ON FUEGO!!!!! Grendel a little slow in getting up, but he's got Fuego by the hair...MUDSLIDE!!!!! And we've got a cover....ONE.... TWO.... THREE!!!!! And Grendel's up four to three just like that with about seven and a half minutes to go!!!! That's not Ernie's finisher!!!! No, but it *WAS* Fuego's. Either finisher can get the pin!!! And Fuego looks frustrated. He has no reason to be, that shot outside the ring when he was damn near impaled by that guardrail took a lot out of the former EWC World Champ. But he's up, he's ready to fight. And our next match is.. FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!!!!! Forget it, this one is over. This one is history! This is Ernie's Playground, just like you said. Grendel right off the bat with a kick to the face of Fuego, and now several kicks right to the face and body of Fuego. Grendel is sensing the kill right now. He's rolling outside, and now he's got a steel chair.. **** AND HE DRILLED FUEGO WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! Now he's reaching under the ring, he's got another table. He's got another table and he's sliding it into the ring!!!! He's going for the coup de grace here, Gordon. If Grendel gets another pin here, it would damn near be too much for Fuego to make up a two loss deficit in this match with only a few minutes left. Fuego's got to get his second wind here soon. Grendel's got the chair in the ring..and he's picking Fuego up....LAWN DART RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!!! HE DROPPED THAT SUPLEX DRIVER RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR!!! *whump* WE'VE GOT A COVER....... *whump* WE'VE GOT TWO.... FUEGO KICKED OUT!!! HE'S NOT DONE YET FOLKS!!!!! He's got to be looking at least at a concussion, though. That was solid steel he got his head dropped on! Grendel now setting Fuego onto the top rope, then positioning that table in the ring... now he's climbing up to the top with Fuego...fires a shot into his face...and he grabs his leg, but Fuego with a shot back to slow Grendel down. We're looking at the Super Dragon Screw here... No doubt, Grendel going for that leg again but Fuego isn't bugding..he's got GRENDELS... HOLY SHI.. **** The camera cuts back to the sight of Fuego crashing through the main announcers table with Grendel!!!! A replay shows Fuego hooking Grendel's leg and dragon screwing Grendel off the top rope to the ringside table. Are we back on? Are we on!?! I can't believe what I just saw. I told those assholes not to go after this table. Now I'm pissed. *goes to shove Fuego out of the wreckage, then Grendel* I wouldn't do that if I were you....GRENDEL'S ON TOP OF FUEGO!!! RIKER SHOVED GRENDEL ONTO FUEGO!!! WHAT!?!? NO!!! Referee there... ONE. TWO... Fuego kicked out! He kicked out!!! And Fuego using every ounce of strength to roll himself onto Grendel... *whump* WE GOT ONE TWO!!! *whump* *whump* THREE!!! WE'RE TIED FOUR TO FOUR!!!!!! **** Folks, after the one minute rest period, there will be exactly 23 seconds left on the clock before this puppy goes into sudden death! Both men are damn near unconscious These men have damn near killed each other tonight. We've got 10 seconds before things kick in again...and the wheel is spinning..... and it's a FIRST BLOOD MATCH! But BOTH MEN ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!! I think the referee is going to rule this one a draw. Both are bleeding, therefore they both win!! And that will take us into sudden death overtime here, as the second minute rest period will cause the time to expire!!! Folks, sudden death is this simple. They spin the wheel one more time..in fact, they're now replacing the First Blood match with a Barbed Wire match, since this is the last spin. One spin, one pin or submit will determine the EWC Heavyweight Champion of the World. Both men have walked through hell tonight, but they've got a few more steps to take. And the referee's are out there helping both men up so they're at least upright when the match begins. Here's the spin... and it's Finisher vs. Finisher!!!! Someone's going down in a humiliating way. And Fuego with a roar charges Grendel...knee to the gut...MUDSLIDE!!!!! He's going for it fast... *WHUMP* COUNT OF ONE...... *WHUMP* COUNT OF TWO KICKOUT BY GRENDEL!!!! Grendel's got a little fight left in him, but he hasn't really shown any offense since getting dragon screwed through the table. Fuego now going to the top...what's he doing up there?!!?! No, oh please no... Fuego at the top...SKYTWISTER PRESS!!!!! And FUEGO lifted ERNIES finisher this time... *whump* COUNT OF ONE............. *whump* COUNT OF TWO........ AND ERNIE F'N GRENDEL JUST WON'T STAY DOWN!!!!!! **** FUEGO CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! GRENDEL KICKED OUT OF BOTH HIS FINISHER AND GRENDEL'S OWN FINISHER!!!!! Something's gotta give here, and soon. One hour, two minutes and counting, these men have been through a minefield. Fuego going to the top again....and GRENDEL WITH A LAST DITCH LUNGE CAUSES FUEGO TO CROTCH HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE!!!!! **** Grendel on the second rope..fires a headbutt at Fuego..and another...TEN SUCCESSIVE HEADBUTTS ON FUEGO!!!!!!! And FUEGO IS DAZED!!! Grendel now getting on the top rope and fires a right onto the head of Fuego...AND MISSES..FUEGO SHOVES HIM BACKWARD but he's got his head....MUDSLIDE OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! **** Fuego falls on Grendel..*whump* *whump* COUNT OF TWO! *whump* WE'VE GOT A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!! **** DAMNIT!!!!! Waitaminute, Riker's headed for the ring, what is he doing, he's got a chair!!!! I can't believe this....FUEGO SUPERKICKS THE CHAIR!!!! RIKER'S LAID OUT CENTER RING!!! And Fuego is going on pure adrenaline right now, as he goes to the top rope...DAMNIT, HERE COMES SIOUXNAMI!!!! SIOUXNAMI JUST GRABBED ERNIE GRENDEL AND IS DRAGGING HIM OUTSIDE! Fuego on the top rope...FROG SPLASH ON THE COMMISIONER!!! FROG SPLASH ON THE COMMISIONER!! AND FUEGO LAYING THE BADMOUTH ON HIM FROM WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER!!! And Fuego just noticed the outside as Siouxnami is pounding on Grendel...and Fuego hits a baseball slide dropkick on Sitting Bull, and now he's going after a beaten Crazy Horse.. AND HERE COME THE HURLEYS!!! El Hijo and Mack Daddy are covered in trash but they're taking it right to Siouxnami...waitaminute....CHRIS MONROE IS IN THE RING....FIREBALL ON FUEGO!!!!!! Fuego just got fireballed by Chris Monroe...that has to be what they were going after Grendel for..and now Monroe, his ribs are taped, but he's throwing Fuego onto that table in the ring, and he's headed for the top. Grendel is OUT COLD outside the ring, the Hurleys and Siouxnami are going toe to toe...MONROE WITH THE REVERSE SHOOTING STAR PRESS THROUGH THE TABLE!!! **<"MON-ROE SUCKS! MON-ROE SUCKS!">** Look at the face of Monroe, that man is sick and depraved. Curtis finally drove him over the deep end. Fuego is burned and crushed in the ring. The World Champion is crushed through a table. This is insane... *fade out* (c) 2000 Solo Sports, Inc.