EXTREME WORLD WIDE WRESTLING
{~}The show opens up, with highlights from last weeks Mayhem on the titan-tron. First, Prime Time's win over The Extremist, Then Joker reaching the ropes to break the Razor Sharpe, and instead connecting with the Jokers Wild to get the win. After those we see McCaber's perfect execution of the McCaber Drop on Apocalypse, with the shot of the Sharpe's Edge on Prime Time right through the table. The scene ends with a shot of the recent hall of fame inductees, HoMiCyDe, the new commissioner, and Madd Dogg standing over a lifeless body of Elliot Sharpe.{~}
Aaron Casey - "Welcome everyone to another night of wrestling! This is Wednesday Night Mayhem! We have got one hell of a show for you tonight! The World Title tournament continues. The Internet Title tournament begins, and another Mayhem Title match!"
Chuck Campbell - "That's right Aaron! Sharpe rightfully got his ass handed to him last week by the new commish! But Sharpe has to be a fighter to be able to participate in four matches in two weeks!!!"
Aaron Casey - "You're certainly right Chuck. That defenitely takes dedication to your job. Well it looks like we aren't gonna keep you waiting any longer for the first match of the evening which is also the first match of the Internet Title tournament. Lets send it ringside for the introductions."
Ed Fitzpatrick - "THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! COMING TO THE RING WEIGHING IN AT 224 LBS... THE EXTREMIST!!!"
{~}Green strobe lights shoot towards each other forming an 'X', the lights dim until only the mysterious neon colours illuminate the titantron. The words "Extremist - it's more than just a name" appear. "I Dissapear" by Metallica hits and The Extremist charges to the ring sliding under the bottom rope. He quickly runs toward the corner and leaps onto the ropes, he poses for the fans for a brief period before leaping back to the mat, and waits for his opponent.{~}
Ed Fitzpatrick - "AND HIS OPPONENT WEIGHING WEIGHING IN AT 250 LBS, THE CURRENT EXTREME WORLD WIDE WRESTLING MAYHEM CHAMPION... ELLIOT SHARPE!!!"
{~}"Meaning of Life" by Disturbed hits over the PA, and Sharpe emerges from the back with his Mayhem Title drapped over his shoulder. He walks slowly down to the ring amidst many boo's from the fans. He hands the belt to the outside official and climbs inside the ring. The bell sounds.{~}
[The two men lock up in the middle of the ring. Sharpe takes the early advantage and puts The Extremist in a head lock. After holding on to that for a few seconds he hits The Extremist with a russian leg sweep. Both men are on the ground, and Sharpe begins to closed fist punch Extremist in the face. The referee begins to count for a break. 1..,2..,3..,4 and Sharpe gets off Extremist. He then starts to choke Extremist right in front of the ref. The ref. starts to count again. 1..,2..,3..,4 and Sharpe breaks the hold again. Sharpe then picks up Extremist and throws him into the turnbuckle. He runs at Extremist, but The Extremist moves, and Sharpe goes shoulder first into the steel rod of the turnbuckle. The Extremist takes advantage of the hobbling Sharpe and connects with a drop kick to Sharpes head. And Sharpe's head get's opened back up from last week's injury! Sharpe starts to rub the blood out of his eyes, when he his met with a leg drop from Extremist.]
Chuck Campbell - "Man, The Extremist is really taking advantage of opening Sharpe back up! Sharpe really looks worn out. I am not sure whether or not he has fully recovered from last week's two matches, plus the Code Blue and Doggy Driver through the table."
Aaron Casey - "I agree Chuck. Sharpe is really dragging out there this evening. He better get a second and maybe even a third wind, if he is going to wrestle again tonight!"
[The Extremist then climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and attempts a leg drop from the top rope, but Sharpe rolls out of the way. Both men slowly climb to their feet, but Sharpe takes the advantage this time with a kick to The Extremist's midsection. The Extremist is hunched over, and Sharpe grabs him by the back and connects with a power bomb shaking the entire ring. Sharpe then picks The Extremist back up, and connects with a belly to back suplex tossing The Extremist halfway across the ring. The Extremist comes sliding to a halt right against the ropes. Sharpe takes advantage of Extremist on the ground and applies the Razor Sharpe. But after a minute of struggling The Extremist is able to reach the rope for a break. The Extremist and Sharpe get back to their feet simultaneously and The Extremist starts to get a little momentum and punches at Sharpe he connects a couple times, before Sharpe reverses it and starts punching The Extremist back. Sharpe finally connects with a punch that puts The Extremist on his back. Sharpe picks him up, and takes him to the corner turnbuckle. Sharpe climbs up with The Extremist and hits the Sharpe Edge! He goes for the cover. 1..,2..,3!]
Ed Fitzpatrick - "AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER, ELLIOT SHARPE!!!"
Aaron Casey - "Wow! Sharpe really turned that match around catching what appeared to be a second wind just like I said earlier! He didn't let the fact he was busted open again stop him from fighting like a champion!"
Chuck Campbell - "Yeah... Champion... I guess you can say that. He did fight a well match, I'll give him that. But that doesn't mean I have to like him... He'll get whats coming to him tonight."
Aaron Casey - "Yeah you may not like the man, but he's got talent and guts. And with that win he now has the opportunity if he can defend his title tonight to become to the first e3w double champion at Christmas Masacre!"
Chuck Campbell - "Say what you want about the man, I still don't care for the disrespect he showed our new commissioner HoMiCyDe..."
Aaron Casey - "For crying out loud quit your ass kissing! It's time for a word from our sponsors, we'll be back after this."
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Aaron Casey - "Welcome back! Now that Chuck seems to have finally un-glued his lips from the commissioner's ass lets get back to the action!"
Chuck Campbell - "Shut up Aaron! There is nothing wrong with showing a little respect to our new commissioner. Anyways here's Ed to introduce our next two competitors."
Ed Fitzpatrick - "THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! COMING TO THE RING WEIGHING IN AT 263 LBS... APOCALYPSE!!!"
{~}"Boom" by P.O.D. blares out over the PA, as Apocalypse emerges from the back as smoke rises from the entrance ramp. He slowly walks towards the ring, and steps over the top rope where he awaits his opponent.{~}
Ed Fitzpatrick - "AND HIS OPPONENT WEIGHING IN AT 240 LBS... 'MR. MONEY' RODNEY MASON!!!"
{~}"Money, Money, Money" by Ted Dibiase hits over the PA, and Rodney Mason strolls to the ring from the back. He is met with a few boo's but he shrugs them off and slides in the ring. The bell sounds.{~}
[The two men stare each other down, before locking up in the middle. Apocalypse takes the early advantage and throws Mason across the ring. Apocalypse runs over and picks Mason up by the throat and begins choking him. The referee counts for a break. 1..,2..,3..,4.. and Apocalypse breaks the hold. Apocalypse then throws Mason into the corner and runs to hit Mason with an elbow, but Mason moves and Apocalypse gets nothing but the turnbuckle. Mason takes advantage by running and kicking Apocalypse in the knees. Apocalypse hits the ground after the kick, and Mason walks up to Apocalypse and jumps straight up and right onto Apocalypse's knee! Apocalypse slowly gets to his feet with the help of a turnbuckle only to be met with another drop kick to his knees, and he hits the ground again. This time Mason hooks on to Apocalypse with the figure four leg lock. The referee is checking with Apocalypse to make sure he doesn't want to give up. Apocalypse is shaking his head and fighting hard... Apocalypse flips over and puts the pressure now on Mason! The referee looks to Mason to see if he's going to tap out. Mason refuses, he is fighting and reaches the ropes as the referee calls for the break but Apocalypse refuses! The referee counts 1..,2..,3..,4 and Apocalypse breaks the hold. Apocalypse is having trouble getting up as both men are down.]
Chuck Campbell: Wow!!! What a reversal by Apocalypse.
Aaron Casey: Yes it was, but Mason surely is a great technical wrestler. He goes after one spot and wears it down. Without your knees Chuck, you can't stand.
[ Mason gets to his feet first. He runs over to Apocalypse and starts to work again on that knee. He grabs Apocalypse's knee and begins to bend it backwards. Apocalypse is screaming pain. The referee checks to make sure once again that Apocalypse doesn't want to give up. Apocalypse falls back and the ref counts...1...2...Apocalypse is back up!!!]
Aaron Casey: Apocalypse just will not give up...his ligiments have got to be torn, there is no way they're not!!!
Chuck Campbell: How can he withstand all that pain? Mason has surely got this match under control
[ Mason finally breaks the hold and picks Apocalype up by his hair. Apocalypse is standing on one leg. Mason sweeps his good leg out from underneath him and Apocalypse goes crashing to the mat. Mason climbs the top rope as the ref begins to count.]
Chuck Campbell: Apocalypse seems to have passed out from the pain Aaron. What is Mason going to do now?
[ With Mason on the top rope, the ref is warning him, Mason leaps and comes down feet first on Apocalypse's knee!!!]
Aaron Casey: Holy crap Chuck, if his knee wasn't damaged then, it sure in the hell is now!!! Mason is rabid.
[ Mason throws his hands up poses for the fans. He then covers Apocalypse. The ref counts...1...2..3...!!!
Ed Fitzpatrick: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...." MR. MONEY " RODNEY MASON!!!!
[ Rodney Mason spits on Apocalypse and rolls out of the ring. The fans boo]
Aaron Casey: Now that was uncalled for Chuck. Mason needs to take the win and take it with dignity.
Chuck Campbell: I love it. Mason is showing Apocalypse how things work here in the E3W!!!
Aaron Casey: If you say so Chuck. Let's take a commercial break
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Aaron Casey: Welcome back folks, during the break, an incident in the back just took place. Our very own Rob Newsome is back there now with the details.
[ The camera cuts to the locker room area where tables and chairs are scattered everywhere. Average Joe is seen lying on the floor busted wide open. Ron Newsome is back there with a mic.]
Rob Newsome: Good evening folks, this is Rob Newsome. Reports have been coming in that a man came back here ranting and raving about something and grabbed Joe over there and just started punching him. A witness that was walking by said that the man was about 6'1 and he hadn't been seen around here before. That is all we know right now Aaron, back to you.
[ Camera opens back up in the RBC Center arena. He pans around as the crowd is starting to really get excited about the rest of Mayhem.]
Aaron Casey: Very interesting, and kind of scary. Strange people walking around beating up our talent.
Chuck Campbell: Well, I wouldn't call Average Joe talent, but it is quite un-nerving to have a man backstage beating up people for no reason.
Aaron Casey: Well, let's get back tonight's matches shall we? Our next match is the second round match for the World Championship Title, so this should be really good. Ross McCaber showed us last week that the bigger they are, the harder they fall, and he proved that he can hold his own against the big men. Tonight, he will go up agaist Shane Mcgovern, who beat Average Joe in a one-sided victory...let's get started!!!
Ed Fitzpatrick: This match is for one fall and is the second round for the E3W World Championship....coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at 240 lbs., hailing from Glasglow, Scotland...Ross McCaber!!!
" Welcome to the Jungle " by Gun's and Roses plays as Ross McCaber walks down to the ring.
Ed Fitzpatrick:....and his opponent, weighing in at 255 lbs.....from Seattle, Washington...." The Nightmare " Shane Mcgovern!!!!
" Deep Purple " by Perfect Strangers begin to play as Shane Mcgovern comes out from behind the curtain. He looks around and runs down to the ring and slides in.
[ McGovern is met with a boot to the face from McCaber. McGovern grabs his face and rolls to his back. McCaber takes the advantage and stomps him in the chest. He then bounces off the rope and lands a flying knuckle to the forehead. Mcgovern is holding his head in pain.]
Aaron Casey: Wow, McGovern sure is taking a whooping early in the match.
[ McCaber picks Shane up by the hair and nails him with a closed fist right hand. The ref warns McCaber about it. McCaber now has Shane in a headlock.]
Chuck Campbell: Ross McCaber is the man, look at the way he never lets up, he has got Champion written all over him!!!
Aaron Casey: Not so fast Chuck, looks like The Nightmare may be coming back.
[ Shane lifts McCaber into the air and drops him with a belly to back suplex. Both men are down. Shane recovering from the lack of oxygen, and McCaber from the blow to the back of his head. Shane is up first. He runs over to Ross and hits him with a flying knee to the jaw. McCaber goes down to the mat. Shane sees the advantage and attempts to pick Ross up, but Ross hits him square in the gut with a right hand. McGovern bends over and falls to his kness. Ross picks him up and looks into the crowd. The crowd cheers. McGovern sees the distraction and quickly takes Ross down with an armbar.
Aaron Caset: See, when you taunt your opponent, you get distracted, and that is what happens. Excellent armbar by The Nightmare.
[ The Nightmare still has the armbar locked on as McCaber tries to hold it together. McCaber inches closer to the ropes and finally grabs the middle one. The ref instructs Shane to let go. Nightmare is back to his feet quickly and pulls McCaber back to the middle of the ring and locks on another armbar. Ross screams in pain as his arm is bent backwards. Nightmare bends it back even more and screams with McGovern.
Chuck Campbell: My God!! He is trying to break Shane's arm, ref, make him stop right now!!!
[ With the armbar still locked, Ross inches close to the rope again, his fingetips are on it...HE's got it!! The ref makes Shane break the hold. Ross grabs his arm and is in visible pain. McGovern taunts the crowd as they boo him. The Nightmare turns back around to continue his beating on Ross, but he is met with a poke to the eyes. The ref warns McCaber. Shane grabs his face. Ross grabs him and has him up for a piledriver. BOOM!! The ring shakes with the impact. McCaber makes the cover ..1...2..KICK OUT!! McCaber looks mad as he grabs McGovern again and sets him up for another piledriver, but Shane reverses and flips Ross over his head to the outside!!!
Aaron Casey: Did you see that!!! McCaber has to be out!! He went flying over the ropes and hit the mat outside hard. I heard the smack!!
[ McGovern slides out of the ring and picks Ross up. He slams his head into the ring steps as the ref begins the count..1....Shane slams his head into the steps again, busting him wide open this time...2. The Nightmare poses for the fans as they boo loudly. Ross McCaber is leaning over the ring steps with blood running down his face. McGovern is fussing with a fan, he turns around and is irished whipped into the ring post!! 3...4....5....Shane rolls back into the ring as well as Ross. Shane is holding his shoulder. McCaber wipes the blood from his eyes and flicks it onto McGovern, sending him into a rage. McGovern charges towards Ross, but Ross hits him with a flying spear!!!]
Chuck Campbell: Did you see his head snap back?!?! His neck has got to be broken!!
McGovern is down on the mat not moving. Ross McCaber signals to the fans for the Caber Drop!!! The fans cheer loudly. Suddenly, a woman starts to walk down to the ring.
Aaron Casey: Who the hell is that...wait a minute, that is Justine McGovern, Shane's wife, what the hell is she doing out here!?!?
Chuck Campbell: I don't know, but she can come sit with me if she wants.
[ Justine McGovern gets on the ring apron. Ross McCaber walks over to her smiling. The ref is checking The Nightmare on the mat. Justine signals for Ross to come to her. McCaber gets close enough and she reaches out and slaps him across the face. McGovern smiles and draws his fist back to hit Justine, but his hand is caught my The Nightmare!!! Nightmare kicks him in the gut and sets him up and hits the INSOMNIA!!!
Aaron Casey: That no good Justine distracted Ross and now he is going to advance!!
Chuck Campbell: Man, McCaber got set-up, but who could resist her?
[ McGovern pulls the knocked out McCaber to the middle of the ring while the ref is trying to get Justine off of the apron. Nightmare goes for the pin, but the ref is still too distracted by Justine. Suddenly, a man slides in the ring from the opposite side.]
Chuck Campbell: Who the hell is that!?!? Ref, turn around!!! Look!!
Aaron Casey: That looks like Dallas Nash...He is the one that was backstage causing all that damage. What the hell is he doing out here!!!
[ Dalls Nash slides into the ring and kicks The Nightmare. He picks him up and and runs towards the ropes. He hits THE ANSWER on The Nightmare!!! McGovern is out!! He picks Ross McCaber up and places him ontop of Shane. The ref finally turns around and counts...1...2...3!!!!]
Ed Fitzpatrick: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND THE FIRST MAN IN THE E3W WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT CHRISTMAS MASSACRE....ROSS MCCABER!!!!
[ Ross McCaber comes to and sees that he has won. He gets up and sees Dallas Nash walking back up the ramp. Justine enters the ring to see to her husband as he is coming to. Just then, " Down with the Sickness " by Disturbed plays and Commish HoMiCyDe walks out.
HoMiCyDe: Wait right there Dallas...you think you can walk out here and just ruin matches anytime you want? How is that fair to Shane McGovern? I tell you what, at Christmas Massacre, it will be Dallas Nash against " The Nightmare " Shane McGovern for the E3W Xtreme Title!!!
[ The crowd cheers ]
HoMiCyDe: but that is not all!!! You don't think it we are just going to have any ole' match now do ya!! Dalls Nash v.s. " The Nightmare " Shane McGovern in a barbed-wire rope match!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as they hear the match ]
Aaron Casey: Is he insane!!! A barbed-wire rope match?!?! The Commish has lost his mind!!!
Chuck Campbell: Oh shut up Aaron...this is going to be great. It IS the Xtreme Title, and we ARE the Extreme World Wide Wrestling...get over it..it is great!!! We'll be back after these words.
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Aaron Casey - "And we're back! I tell you what, I am not so sure of the CEO's appointment of HoMiCyDe now. He's not going to stop until every wrestler in this place is destroyed!"
Chuck Campbell - "If I told you once, I've told you a hundred times. Shut up Aaron! Instead of worrying about what's going to happen, lets focus on the good things... MASSIVE BLOOD SHED! Anyways lets send this ringside for our next match, which will determine our other finalist in the World Title Tournament!"
Ed Fitzpatrick - "THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND WILL DETERMINE THE OPPONENT TO MCCABER IN THE FIRST EVER WORLD TITLE MATCH!!! COMING TO THE RING WEIGHING IN AT 240 LBS... PRIME TIME!!!"
{~}"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne hits over the PA, and Prime Time emerges from the back, runs towards the ring, slides in and awaits his opponent.{~}
Ed Fitzpatrick - "AND HIS OPPONENT WEIGHING IN AT 250 LBS... JOKER!!!
{~}"Dont Stay" by Linkin Park. Red smog starts to spread through the ramp and out walks Joker with a evil grin on his face. No clowning around just a killer look in his eyes. Walks in the ring and gives out a evil laughter that echos to the arena full of fans. The bell sounds.{~}
[The two men lock up in the ring. Prime Time grabs the early advantage and tosses Joker into the ring. Prime Time hits Joker with slaps across the chest. Joker just grins and pushes Prime Time to the mat. Prime Time looks up at him in utter disbelive.]
Chuck Campbell: Did you see the pure strength it took to push Prime Time on his back. That man is truly evil!!!
[ Prime Time gets back to his feet and stares Joker down. Joker's red hair is hanging in his face, but the evil grin can be seen behind it. Both men meet in the middle and lock up. Prime Time gets the advantage and irish whips Joker into the ropes. Jokers comes back and is met with a devastating clothesline to the throat, but he gets right back up and is met again with a clothesline. This time he stays down. Prime Time picks him back up and throws him into the corner. He climbs the second rope and begins to punch Joker in th head..1...2..3..4..5..6..7..Joker grabs Prime Time by the throat and chokes slames him hard to the mat. He covers..1..kick out by Prime Time. Joker looks at Prime Time and grabs a handful of hair and yanks him to his feet. The ref warns Joker about the hair pull, Joker laughs and knees Prime Time in the gut. Prime Time goes down to his knees. Joker runs and bounces of the ropes and connects with a big boot to the face. Prime Time is down.]
Aaron Casey: Joker truly has the upper hand right now in this match. He is pummeling Prime Time into the mat!!
[ Joker walks over Prime Time and hits him with a knee drop. Prime Time rolls over to his stomach and looks to be in pain. Joker picks Prime Time up and signals for the JOKER'S WILD. He has Prime Time up and Prime Time reverses it into a DDT!!! Joker is down, and so is Prime Time!!! Joker shakes his head and is to his feet first. He runs ti grab Prime Time, but Prime Time meets him with punches to the stomach. He continues to punch Joker in the stomach until he is in the corner. Prime Time climbs the rope again and monkey flips Joker to the middle of the ring. Joker hits hard and bounces. He rolls out of the ring onto the mat outside.]
Chuck Campbell: Looks like Joker has laughed his last laugh. I just hope Prime Time doesn't wear himself out to much, he has got the referee the title match next!!!
[ Prime Time climbs out of the ring and walks over to were Joker is. Joker it still on the mat, but when Prime Time bends down to pick him up, he kicks him right in the jaw, sending Prime Time flying into the barrier. Joker climbs onto the barrier and flies off with a leg drop right across the throat of Prime Time. He picks Prime Time up and throws him back into the ring as the ref stops his count. Prime Time is on the mat. Joker stands over him and stomps him in the chest. Prime Time buckels and rolls to his side.]
Aaron Casey: Joker is going to kill him!!! Prime Time is at a real disadvantage right now.
Chuck Campbell: The Commish may have to have our regualr ref for the next match. It don't look like Prime Time is going to make it!!!
[ Joker turns towards the crowd and grins his evil grin. The fans start to boo. Joker looks at them and you can tell he is getting angry by the boos. He starts to yell at some of the fans. Prime Time slowly gets to his feet and taps Joker on the shoulder. Joker turns around as Prime Time swings at him with a right hand, but Joker ducks it and kicks Prime Time in the mid-section. He signals again for the JOKER'S WILD and hits it!!! Prime Time has to be out!!! Joker turns back towards the fans and laughs loudly. Suddenly the crowd starts to cheer as they turn towards the entrance. Ross McCaber is on the ramp. Joker sees him and points at him, warning him to stay put. Joker makes the cover on Prime Time..1..2..KICK OUT BY PRIME TIME!!! Joker can't believe it, he turns around and McCaber is right in front of him with a chair. Prime Time gets to his feet and finally sees what is going down. Joker grins at McCaber and McCaber grins back. Prime Time grabs Joker by the back of the head and yells at McCaber to leave the ring. McCaber drops the chair and kicks Prime Time in the mid-section, Joker looks at him, McCaber kicks Joker in the mid-section. He then DDT's Joker onto the chair. He grabs Prime Time, and DDT's him onto the chair!!!. The ref calls for the bell.]
Aaron Casey: Ross McCaber has truley lost it. What did he think he was going to accomplish by doing this!?!? Did he think they are just going to hand him the belt now..we have no idea who he is up against at Massacre!!!
Chuck Campbell: They should hand him the belt, but you are right who in the hell is the winner?
[ Ross McCaber rolls out the ring as Joker and Prime Time get back to their feet. McCaber is walking backwards up the ramp smiling when " Down With the Sickness " hits over the P.A.]
Aaron Casey; Great, HoMiCyDe again!!! Can't wait to see what torture he is going to put these guys through now.
Chuck Campbell: Aaron...I am going to tell you one more time to shut the hell up. Let the man speak!!
[ HoMiCyDe walks out to a midst of cheers. He is shaking his head as he raises the mic to his mouth]
HoMiCyDe: Ross, Ross, Ross...what in the hell are you doing man? You get your shot at the World Title at Massacre and you find it necessary to come out here and test these men, ruin their match, and now we have no idea who would have won it because you had to interfere. * Sigh * Well, the only thing left to do now, in all fairness, is to disqualify Ross McCaber from the tournament and make it Joker and Prime Time at Massacre for the World Title.
[ The fans boo very loudly at this. McCaber is totally distraught and Joker and Prime Time both smile.]
Chuck Campbell: WHAT!!! Is he insane!!! Ross McCaber IS the next champion...Logan Michaels sure did screw up with this puppy!!!
Aaron Casey: Finally, a logical repsonse.
[ The fans are still booing loudly as Ross McCaber peers at HoMiCyDe]
HoMiCyDe: Now, now Ross, no need for the evil looks, everyone just calm down. If you ruin one of my matches, you can expect to pay the price.
[ HoMiCyDe then begins to laugh wildly. The fans quite down and Ross McCaber, Joker, and Prime Time look at him.]
HoMiCyDe: Oh man...I crack myself up sometimes...who the hell am I kidding..Ross..you just made the main event at Massacre, 3 times better. Instead of a two man main event for the e3w World Title, it is going to be JOKER versus PRIME TIME versus ROSS MCCABER in a HELL IN A CELL TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!!
[ The RBC Center erupts. Ross McCaber grins from ear to ear. Joker has his evil smile on and Prime Time is basically salivating at the sound of Hell in a Cell.]
Chuck Campbell - "A TRIPLE THREAT, HELL IN A CELL MATCH!!! I take back what I said about CEO Michaels! He's a genious appointing HoMiCyDe commissioner! This PPV is going to be GREAT!"
Aaron Casey - "I still am undecided. But I will give you that the PPV is going to be a night to remember! We'll be back for the main event after these messages."
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Chuck Campbell - "Welcome back fans! We are just about ready for the main event tonight! A ladder match for the e3w Mayhem Title! There are ladders set up all around the ring. One on each side."
Aaron Casey - "This match is going to be a great one. I don't care for the commissioner, but I'll give him props on making this match. Let's send this ring side for the introductions."
Ed Fitzpatrick - "COMING TO THE RING FIRST, THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE FOR TONIGHT'S MATCH, PRIME TIME!!!"
{~}"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne hits over the PA, and Prime Time comes down to the ring, wearing a stripped referee's shirt with the sleeves cut off. He walks to the ring, climbs in and does a pose for the fans and stands next to Ed as he announces the competitors for the match.{~}
Ed Fitzpatrick - "THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A LADDER MATCH FOR THE E3W MAYHEM TITLE! COMING TO THE RING FIRST WEIGHING IN AT 220 LBS, THE CHALLENGER... CROW!!!
{~}Crow comes out from the back to his music, which is very dark and disturbing, walks to the ring and awaits his opponent.{~}
Ed Fitzpatrick - "AND HIS OPPONENT WEIGHING IN AT 250 LBS, THE CURRENT E3W MAYHEM CHAMPION... ELLIOT SHARPE!!!"
{~}"Meaning of Life" by Disturbed hits over the PA. Elliot Sharpe emerges from the back with the Mayhem Title drapped over his shoulder. He has a bandage on his head where he was busted open earlier in the night. He slowly walks down to the ring. He climbs in, hands the title belt to Prime Time. Prime Time then puts the belt on a string hanging from the roof. After securing the belt, Prime Time signals to the outside official and the belt is hoisted up into the air. The bell sounds.{~}
[As Crow watches the title raising in the air, Sharpe takes the early advantage and kicks Crow in the midsection. Crow bends over, and Sharpe knees Crow in the face. Crow falls back and lands on his back on the mat. Sharpe bends down on the fallen Crow, and begins punches to the face. Prime Time then runs over and rips Sharpe off of crow. He points in his face and warns him to watch himself or he'll just DQ him!]
Aaron Casey - "What a blatant cheat! There was no call for that! Sharpe was just taking care of business and Prime Time pulls him off! This is no more than a handicapped match!"
Chuck Campbell - "Well maybe, Sharpe will learn to respect those a little higher up than him. HoMiCyDe is teaching this guy a lesson!"
[Crow's on his knees pleading his case to Prime Time not to DQ anyone. He knows the title won't change hands on a DQ. As Sharpe's back is turned from Crow, Crow sneaks up and hits Sharpe with a low blow right in front of Prime Time. Prime Time just smiles a little and shrugs his shoulders. Sharpe is on his knees on the ground, and Crow drop kicks him in the face! Sharpe falls over backwards. Crow then climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits a flying leg drop on top of Sharpe! Crow then rolls out of the ring, and grabs one of the ladders from the outside. He tosses it in the ring. Sharpe is getting up. He grabs the ladder, and as Crow is coming back into the ring, he nails Crow right in the face with the ladder! Crow falls to the outside. Sharpe sets up the ladder in the ring. He starts to climb up the ladder, but is pulled to the ground by Prime Time!]
Aaron Casey - "You can't tell me that's not playing dirty Chuck! Sharpe has no chance out there tonight! Prime Time will see to Sharpe losing his title!"
Chuck Campbell - "Well I said it before Aaron... Don't disrespect those with power over you. You will eventually regret it, just ask Sharpe."
[Sharpe is right in Prime Time's face yelling obsenities at him. But outside the ring, Crow gets to his feet and slides into the ring. Sharpe is unaware Crow is right behind him. Crow grabs him, and hits him with a belly to back suplex! Prime Time is really upset at the nerve of Sharpe getting in his face. With Sharpe on the ground, Prime Time grabs Sharpe and hits the PRIME TIME BOMB! Crow then climbs the corner turnbuckle, signals for his finisher and hits the TWISTED CROW! Sharpe is laying almost unconsious on the ground. Prime Time and Crow smile at each other then suddenly...]
{~}"Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine blares from the speakers as the arena darkens a bit. Cruel Chaos flashes on the screen as a wall of fire erupts. When the smoke dies down, Rex Duncan is standing there. He runs down and slides into the ring...{~}
[Rex Duncan begins kicking Crow in the midsection, and throws him out of the ring. He then goes after Prime Time who was starting to head out of the ring. He pulls him away from the ropes and connects with a DDT! He then starts kicking Prime Time. But as he's concentrating on Prime Time, Crow is back to his feet, and climbs into the ring. He connects with an inverted DDT on Duncan! Then for good measure climbs the turnbuckle and hits Duncan with the TWISTED CROW! He then begins to climb the ladder, but Sharpe is back to his feet and tries to stop him. But Prime Time slides back into the ring, and drop kicks Sharpe in the face, which free's Crow. Crow climbs up to the title belt, grabs it off the rope, and it's FREE! Prime Time calls for the bell, and suddenly Crow hits the Twisted Crow on Sharpe again!]
Ed Fitzpatrick - "AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND NEW E3W MAYHEM CHAMPION... CROW!!!"
{~}Suddenly "Bullets" by Creed hits, and CEO Logan Michaels comes walking out from the back. He's got a microphone in his hand. He stays near the exit, and raises his microphone to speak.{~}
CEO Logan Michaels - "MY GOD! Another interference tonight? Well Rex, you just earned yourself a match at the PPV... And who will it be against??? Hmmm... How about CROW! And Crow my friend since you seem to like ladder's so much, lets make it a tables, ladders, and chairs match! But since the Mayhem title can't be defended at PPV's, if Rex defeats you Sunday, he gets a shot at the Mayhem Title, the Wednesday following the PPV!"
{~}The fans in the arena are going nuts at the sound of a TLC match at the PPV, and then "Bullets" by Creed hits again, and Logan Michaels lowers his microphone, and walks to the back again.{~}
Aaron Casey - "What a load of sh*t! Now Sharpe doesn't even get a fair chance to win his title back? Wow, what a night folks... Well it looks like we've got our PPV lined up..."
Chuck Campbell - "Good God Aaron, get your panties out your *ss! Tonight was great! And the PPV promises to beat even greater! I personally look forward to it. Well fans we hoped you enjoyed it tonight. Check us out December 11th for CHRISTMAS MASSACRE! It promises to be a great show. Goodnight everyone!"
{~}Just like last week, the camera is focused on a once again unconsious Elliot Sharpe. Bleeding like last time, but this time no longer the e3w Mayhem Champion. The camera fades out and goes to black.{~}
