| a few reasons why being a girl ROCKS!!! |
| 1) we can wear guy clothes...if they wear ours, they get funny looks 2) Our friends don't greet us by punching us on the arm. *gLares at arun* 3) yea-PMS sucks. but at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week...mmmMMmMmM green tea chocolates are the BEST 4) if we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat. =] 5) we get the bigger, much cooLer apartment on Friends. 6) Girl Talk. you know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff. 7) Dark circles under the eyes? we kan just cover them up wif a little concealer. (how do guys live without that stuff?) 8) Matt, Brad, Scott, Ben, Ryan, Freddie, Rider...need I explain this one? oh yea....and did anybody see harry potter? that dude that plays wood is TOO HOT =] 9) We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys...*hint**hint*....and i want a glass rose now.... 10) we don't have to do sillie things just to look tough 11) that whole circumcision thing! 12) wen we get married, we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better 13) we dont have to deal with sideburns...what's up wif those anyways? 14) even if we are ugly, we have make up to fix it! 15) we can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are 16) SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just so do not know how much fun they are 17) We don't have to worry about getting hurt...uh..down there 18) Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice 19) we give really really good advice 20) Delias, XOXO, Dollhouse, Express... 21) We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails green, and not feel the least bit silly 34) Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls 35) Beavis and ButtHead aren't 36) the coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us 37) its entirely possible that we will marry an nsync guy some day 38) Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center and as caleb so kindly adds...i forgot Fox Sports News 39) It's not required that we learn how to spit when we are young 40) Fiona, Sarah, Drew, Janet, Gwen, Jennifer, Madonna, Lucy... 41) We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, its true. 42) Girls with guy first names (like joey) sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around. 43) e31v13e =] 44) Allen Kong isn't...hahah jkjk >P |
| Major thanks to my dearie at ffi who gave me the majority of this list =] interp fun =] |