My friend Courtney took this picture of me at Jason's birthday party this last Friday.  I look like a total hustler. 

It's all, of course, a big facade - I suck at pool - ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE at it, and what the camera doesn't capture is me drowning in shame as my stick completely misses the cueball.  It's kinda like those photos where you dress up like a cowboy and they give you a gun and a bottle of Jack Daniels, and then they tint the photo sepia to make it look like a Wild West photo, nevermind you're wearing a digital watch and you can see still the acid washed jeans underneath your costume. 

Still, this picture looks me look like a hipster.  I like that.