The following kitten was posted on the forsale mailing list.

Please reply to my friend Gina, who works with the Stanford Cat Network, if you are interested. She has helped many Yahoos find good homes for kittens in the past! She is a great resource.

Now, I promised myself I wouldn't name names.  But, this is what one particular web developer privately e-mailed to me:

LOL! That cat is so cross eyed
::retarded cat meows::

Oh. My. God.  I swear, this blogging this is going to get everyone at Yahoo! fired before this thing even ships.  And you gotta admit, that cat is kind of... uhm... looking at something really close.  Seriously.