When you work in a conference room with five other people for eight ten twelve hours a day, and everyone gets catty, you come out with some fantastic quotes.  We actually have a portion of our whiteboard devoted to these gems. 

Well, space is getting low now, so we figure that it's time to erase the whiteboard and start a new round.  But not without saving the quotes to the InterWeb for prosperity!

"Oh, LOOK Ernie... JUDY GARLAND!"  - LS, re: what's playing on her Launchcast Radio

"I can't ride you like I ride my horsey!" - JPC

"Aaah, the colon; the intenstine of mirth." - EC

"They're made to breed." - JPC

"Daddy's got a belly!" - JPC

"and then Prasanna showed up, and they were off somewhere." - JPC
"[insert squeaky noise here]" - LS

"LESLIFICATIONIFIED!" - EC

"...Your MOM is the prince of oysters!" - EH

"It's like standing next to the nation of Fiji."
- EH, on meeting Jerry Yang, worth $1.28 billion

"He quit under a firestorm of shame."
- EH, on being asked on what happened to Mark Hull.  He didn't, by the way.

"We HAD to get pictures of everyone on the toilet!"  - JB

"...speaking of death and hijacking, did that cookie stuff change?"  - EH

"You could probably spackle a wall with JP's hair products. ... Hey, when you don't shave, it looks rugged.  When I don't shave, it looks like Fu Manchu." - EH