Who's baaaaaaaaaaack? It's me, Con, with a brand new fresh stack of News to entertain you while you cry in happiness that I have returned. So you are asking, did I get my grade up? Yes, proudly I did. So what is in store today? Well let's talk about the thing that is crossing our minds: Pig Races.

The Piggy Go "SQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUEALLLL!!!"

Haha, I don't know why I put that but anyway today's pig races was an exciting event: we had our favs, our not-so-favs, and other junk but the big winner was Master-P. He is owned by 7th grader Shane M. In second place was um, I can't remember  but 3rd place went to the Web himself, with, um, what was his name? But in dead last was the pig that represented Stuco in a bad way: Stucolicious. When I first typed Stucolicious, my mind said it looked like Stupidlicious. But AJ named his pig after his crush of forever, Emma (Watson). Omg, everyone was laughing their heads off at the sound of the name. Well if EW was there, she would do 2 things: slap AJ and destroy the pig. So since some of was weren't in it, what would you name the pig? ... um yeah they didn't have any pig ones so I used a cow. :S XD