So, I've had a busy couple of weeks. Firstly, I've been working at tim hortons, a job which sucks anteater balls. Once I get my 3 months (which is when the newbie probation ends) I'm quitting. It's not worth it. Oh boy, I get to go drop resumes again. DX

Anywho, I went to a wedding recently, met a shitload of relatives I've never seen before, and saw my straightlaced paramedic cousin hosed out of his fucking mind on moonshine. Half the town was there, and the other half wasn't related (I stole that one from the DJ- He's the groom's cousin).  The groom has an identical twin brother, who looks nothing like him, but has the same fucking voice. It was great, especially when Tyler (the brother) found an intertube, filled it with helium, brought it over, and started telling dirty jokes in a munchkin voice. 

So, anyways, I'm house-sitting for my parents, who I'm on good terms with again (I'll tell that story some other time). It would be awesome, if it weren't so fucking hot over here. I'm about to die from the heat. I'll post more later, if I feel like it.