| .UNLEASH. .THE. .GENIUS. |
| .unleash. .the. .genius. |
| (my mom and me watching a sixer's game) (mom) "He must be left-handed." (me) "Why?!" (mom) "He's dribbling with his left hand." (me laughing my butt off) |
| "I hate Valentine's Day. Red hearts and little naked midgits running around with wings and arrows just make me sick." --me talking to jason "Guess we know who was without a Valentine this year." --vicky on her page :-p shup! |
| "I'm so dumb, but I say the smartest things...." --my genius brother |
"Some day you will love someone besides YOURSELF and you will be just as patehtic as me!" --Vicky yelling at me |
| (JaySun) "Why the hell does the easter bunny bring eggs, when rabbits don't lay eggs?!" (Me) "Because, handing out little bunny fetuses would just be disgusting. he should have known better than to ask me.. :) |
| id-i-o-cy: something notably stupid or foolish |
| stu-pid: lacking intelligence or reason |
| rea-son: a rational ground or motive |
| ra-tion-al: having understanding, agreeable to reason |
| agree-able: yes. no. maybe so. |
| Yes, we are the most intelligent species. Scary, huh? |
| "Guys, if I were as straight as this pole, I would be gay!" --Zach, while hanging on a curvey pole... quite possibly the greatest thing i have ever heard in my life |
| some parts of a funny as heck convo that me and Icky had the one day on AIM. The funniest stuff isn't even on here.. ha ha (v) Im hyper (M) Im not anything. I'm just here. Or at least it appears that I am. Maybe I'm not? Did you ever think of that? (v) You are there. I see you, peek a boo. (M) What if I'm really over there? And I'm just sort of lagging behind, and don't appear to be over there yet? (v) You're someplace. (M) Because I was over here, but now I do believe that I might be over there. (v) Possibly here there and everywhere. (M) Yes..maybe! That IS peculiar... (v) Or maybe noplace. (M) Oh, that's a little frightening... What if I got so lost between here and there that I ended up nowhere? (v) Oh my, that would suck. (M) I wonder, since I am quite possibly nowhere, if I can now go wherever I want? As long as I stay within my nowhere boundaries, that is.... But since nowhere isn't anywhere, I could go absolutely nowhere. So, I guess I would disappear. (v) You are someplace. I'll find you. (v) Yeah, you are right. (M) But you know, if something disappears it HAS to go somewhere. Oh my word do you know what I just realized? (v) Why can't we be this logical in math class? lol (M) Nowhere can't exist, because being nowhere is being somewhere. Likewise for nothing. Nothing IS something in itself. So there is no such thing. (v) Everything is something. True, true. (M) So... I'm not going to use those words anymore. They're phony. (v) hey what do cowaronies taste like? (M) What do WHAT taste like?! (v) Cowaronies. I asked Michelle and she dunno. (M) What are they? Where do they come from? And can I have one? (v) A mac-a-roni but a cow-a-roni (M) Ewwwww. That was uncalled for. (v) I dunno anything else about them. But they are cowaronies. (M) I think it has something to do with cows staying in the tub water for too long. But I'm not sure. |
| how far down would you fall if you never came up again 'cause you're so sick of it all and you want to change everything just how deep would you go to see through it all if you could consume her coming closer my composure turning inside out in her calling all alone you can call i won't answer any question in my head remains until you feel the same never telling how i felt is all i ever cared about |
| "Oh, go chew some bubblegum". --me |
| updates coming up |