Lina and Zelgadis Coupledom - Mia
Lina: Oh Zel, I'm home!
Zel: * sigh * Lina, would you please stop doing that stupid impression?
Lina: What?! What's wrong with my impression, huh?
Zel: Nothing, it's just. . . very stupid.
Lina: You're too serious! Learn to have some fun!
Zel: This is fun. * gestures at the tall stack of research books piled up around him *
Lina: * wretch, gag * x_x
Zel: Well, if you have anything more fun to do, I'm open to suggestions.
Lina: Easy! We could go out to eat -
Zel: With me looking like . . . this?
Lina: - or we could go fishing -
Zel: There's nothing more pointless in the world.
Lina: - going out to eat's good -
Zel: You already said that.
Lina: - go for a walk -
Zel: We'd probably end up fighting a dark lord or something again.
Lina: - eating is a *really* good choice -
Zel: That's the third time you've said that.
Lina: - or maybe we could go out and rob some bandits!
Zel: * sighs again *
Lina: * sarcastically * Well, I don't know, Zel, maybe we could just spend a romantic night at home.
Zel: * blushblushblushblushblushblush * R . . . really?
Lina: * BLUSH * NO!!
Zel: . . . .Phew . . . . .
Lina: AND JUST WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?! DRAGONSLAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!!!!
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Xellos... future King of Seyruun? - Mia
Amelia: Daddy, guess what! I just got married!
Phil: OH, THAT'S GREAT AMELIA! WHO'S THE LUCKY FUTURE KING OF SEYRUUN?
Xellos: That would be me, Prince Philionel!
Amelia: That's right Daddy! I'm now Mrs. Mettallium!
Phil: THAT'S WONDERFUL! . . . . WAIT, ISN'T METTALLIUM THE NAME OF A COUPLE OF TERRIBLY POWERFUL MONSTERS?
Xellos: Why, I'm very flattered!
Amelia: What?! But Mister Xellos, you said that you would change your evil ways and join me in the pursuit of Justice!
Xellos: -.o;; When did I say that?
Amelia: Well, as few days ago, when I let you fill out those Seyruun legal papers!
Phil: WAIT, IT WAS XELLOS WHO FILLED OUT THOSE PAPERS??
Amelia: Yes Daddy . . . .
Phil: WELL, THAT WOULD CERTAINLY EXPLAIN A FEW THINGS.
Amelia: Like what . . ?
Phil: WELL, THE SEYRUUN DEFENCES WERE ALL CANCELED, THE ANTI-MAZOKU ACTS WERE ALL CALLED OFF, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SENT TO SOME PLACE CALLED 'WOLFPACK ISLAND', AND WHEREVER IT SAID SOME PLACE DO NOT WRITE HERE IT HAD WRITTEN OK.
Xellos: ^_^
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Meliantha, Zel Fan - Andromedia
Meliantha: *on rollerblades* HAAAAAAAAAAALP! OH SHINING KNIGHT IN ARMOR! *aims for Zelgadis and rams into the back of him*
Zelgadis: *falls over* OOF!
Meliantha: ZELLY-POO! YOU SAVED ME! *huggles*
Zelgadis: *red faced* Urk . . . .
Amelia: DON'T WORRY MISTER ZELGADIS! I'LL RESCUE YOU! *runs over Meliantha with a truck*
Meliantha and Zelgadis: *now crushed into floor*
Meliantha: *blinks and smiles dreamily* Awwwwwwwwwwww...
Zelgadis: *realizes he's on top of Mel* Eep.
Meliantha: Let's get married!
Zelgadis: No. No! Noooooooooooooooooooooo! *rips shirt off dramatically and looks up towards the sky*
Xelloss: *appears out of nowhere wearing a smock* Tsk tsk! Poor dear got lost... *wags finger*
Zelgadis: I GIVE UP! *grabs Xelloss* TAKE ME AWAY!
Xelloss: *puts Zelgadis in strait jacket* Yes. Let's get you back home where you belong...
Meliantha: *holds onto Zel and shrieks* NO! BOYFRIEND STEALER! ABUSE! ABUSE!
*thunderous sound*
Prince Philionel: *walks through a brick wall leaving a big 'Prince Philionel' sized hole in it* WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
Meliantha: *points at Xelloss* He's putting my fianc� into the crazy house!
Zelgadis: *rocking back and forth* Mel is evil, Mel is evil, Mel is evil...
Prince Philionel: *picks up Xelloss* YOU!
Xelloss: *squeaks* Yes?
Prince Philionel: Forgot to take your medicine.
Xelloss: *ponders for a moment* I did?
Prince Philionel: *stuffs pills down Xelloss' throat*
Xelloss: *waving hands around wildly* ULP! HEY YOU STUPID--- *relaxes and sighs* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . .*sudden look of determination* I must go and rid the world of its evils! *strikes justice pose* On behalf of justice--- and Saillune incorporated Goody Goody Two Shoes Medicine, now in yummy grape flavour--- I will annihilate all that stands in the way of the righteous and virtuous! *runs off into the mist*
Prince Philionel: *taking notes* Test subject too enthusiastic. Reduce dose in one hour.
Zelgadis: *tries to sneak away*
Meliantha: *tackle hugs* Zelga-woogiehoneybunny! *purses lips together and attempts to kiss Zelgadis on the lips*
Zelgadis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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What They REALLY Mean . . . . - Andromedia
Zelgadis says: Hey Amelia, where are you going? Aren't you gonna eat?
What he means: You busy tonight? We could do dinner.
Amelia answers: I'm not really hungry so I'm going to further my causes of justice instead!
What she means: No thanks. Mr. Xelloss invited me to a peace conference and I'd rather go out with him!
Zelgadis replies: Oh . . . I see.
What he means: Oh. Well, please hurry up and leave because I'm dangerously close to tears now and I don't want you to see me cry.
Xelloss says: And how are YOU? *smirk*
What he means: You're so pretty. I love you.
Filia replies: NOT SO GOOD NOW THAT YOU'RE AROUND! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PIECE OF CRAP! *whack*
What she means: I love you too. I want to kiss you silly right now, but I'm really scared.
Sylphiel says: Lina, why don't you just simply share?
What she means: PLEASE GIVE ME GOURRY, LINA! PLEASE!
Lina says back: I'd rather keep for myself.
What she means: NO FRICKIN' WAY DO YOU THINK I'M DOING THAT! HAVE YOU GONE MAD?!