Dynisims.06/30/02
The Story of Dark DynaGirl...Sidekick on the run!
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Well Ms. Evil,
where have you been.. Glad you asked so for this Dynism update I'll detail
my missing time.. think of it is DK-DG unplugged...
It all started when my old pal Genie, I and The Dolemite ( He's really the evil parallel universe's version of T.v.'s Frank but thats another story.. Anyhow as you can see we decided to wrangle up old Frank Heflin to prepair like, this killer amp system for GlitterRock in honor of his Electra Groovy new cap site called "The Cap-Page board." Which is hipper than hip. I mean, you cant beat letting people subject themselves to mind control any eaiser than that.. right?
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Well, Everything was going great with the wings (Don't tell Sideman but I pinched a batch) and the vintage vino (also pinched- what like we buy anything you dig?) Then what happens....
That total square ElectraWoman managed to free herself from that amnesia trip the boss laid on her and snuck into MY Electrabase!!!! Well naturally I am about to lay some serious electravibe down on her truckstop waitress butt when The Dolemite turned on us and helped ElectraWoman subdue me with a net!! (I err.. don't have a picture on that.. but trust me dudes and dudette's dont trust that cat Dolemite!!
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Here I am.. Totally humilated. in the net.. I mean how bad is that. What you also don't see is that Electra-Rat genie beat feet and leave me stuck with ElectraWoman, Frank and we all know what that means dont we...yea if you said the big house you know it my funky brothers and sistahs.. She drug me off with that square Heflin to the bighouse.. and the trial was like a total sham.. The prosecutor was (as you would expect a woman of my like groove status) some hotshot square named "Hamilton Berger" ( I think he did some acting once with that cat Raymond Burr).
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And here I am cooling my heels,
this was like a total buzz kill you dig? What's worse the longer I stayed out
of the Glitterdome and away from
"Caption This" the greater the risk Electra-trout would find a way
to "de-groove" me. Well i couldnt have that. Besides, it's tourist
season and there were these rumors of Hollywood trying to cash in on my good
name.. I just couldn't have that so... with a subtle bribe of my secret stash
of hidden unrelased "Earth, Wind and Fire" studio demos I managed
to get police photographer B. Lyle (name like.. protected so he can eventually
get back to work... (Assuming he can free himself from that first hit of Captioning-
Bwhahahaha..I am so evil..)
This is me and Lyle, headed to the plane ..err not because anyone is pursuing, but..err because we were like.. late you dig? Anyway from here we headed off to tour the good old United States of America. But now I'm back and evil can once again rest assured that it's fallen heroine is back in the groove and ready to do some Crime from deep within my farout ElectraBase once again.. and ElectraWoman... that's like a story for another time man.. Im ready to chill .
(If you wanna see my groove-tastic pics.. go here.)
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