When Sidekicks Go bad....

Missives and misdeeds of a superheroine sidekick gone wrong.

INVENTION #001 The Glitter-Voc

W ell, It had to happen, While yours truely was spreading the evil influence of better living through mind control Vidcapping in the far east I ran into a fellow social engineer named Yamashiko Harunna (Aka Johnny Speedlines).

After a late nite Kareoke mind numbing session I was able with my delicate charms and using Japanese Kryptonite ( I E. any girl in pigtails) convinced him that it would help the youth of Japan to have a role model.

That being said naturally I assumed he would put me in chrage of his vast empire and I could retire and enjoy my lifes long dream of being one of the idle rich and appearing on various gameshows hawking any manner of book I would have someone else write and take credit for..... (Why break a tradition of retired stars)

 

As you can see by his answer to the left that didnt come to pass. Like many Japanese (or American anime groupies) he had this bizzare fascination with robots.. something he got form a Joel somebody or other I believe.

 

 

The Robot itself is a master stroke of typical exacting Japanese standards. Its twice as fast as any mere human and like most imports from the far east has very small parts that are nearly impossible to get at and for the most part unstoppable and just waiting to go out of control to teach humanity a humbling lesson.

 

  So, Without further delay I present.. the "GLITTER-VOC" (he prefers to be called Mervin) So my plan to subvert japan failed.. but he does give "electra Groovy" Backrubs and makes a killer Pineapple Vodka with a cherry splash. Now I store him in my quarters in the GlitterDome.... so I guee it is "Domo Arigato for Mr. Roboto"

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