Dynisims 06/30/2002
My little journal of World domination v1.0
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Dear diary..
Once upon a time in a mythical time known as the late 70's there were a pair of crime fighters known as ElectraWoman and DynaGirl.. (I'm the cute one.. not the woman who kinda looks like that soap opera actress) My partner ElectraWoman, was like washed totally up and needed someone younger to pick up her slack. I lived with her (not that way.. get your mind out of the gutter) in justice enforcing harmony until the day that GlitterRock, (One of Lori's arc foes who is so trotally hip and cool with that disco thing of his..not that I would ever know it ElectraWoman had me so screwed up I thought his evil was like totally bad..more on that later) had managed to get himself out of prison ..again.
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So , We headed over there like a shot.. and like always that Electra-Flake King Alex was up to his neck in something. And Kiddies I have to say this..I never would before.. but King Alex really.. really needs Someone like my Boss Glitter to set him straight. I mean..that hair.. be honest girls.. You have him pegged as a slow exchange student right? Anyway.. We get Alex out of trouble (again) and start to lay the Justice thing down on GlitterRock. but little did we know as we moved through his lair that he and Sideman had their orbs on us..I mean like we couldnt move without them seeing everythingwe did!!
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We were Electra-Finished before we even got started!! As we got deeper into the Electra-Confusing maze of the GlitterDome He pulled one of his Electra-Awesome Mind altering groovy tunes. It was like.. a trance or something We were like, totally helpless. Well to make a long story short.. his tunes like opened up a whole new me (I really dig the new evil me!!) . And now like Sideman I really dig his far-out beat! Crime is where all the fun and profit is after all.
Le t me guess what your next question is? What happened to ElectraWoman?? Well She was such a square and didn't take to the re-education like I did. She we had to strip all her memories, I mean I couldn't let her jail my new boss!! . What was I to do? I mean I'm evil, but not heartless. That's the Pharaoh.. he and Cleo I hear are now in divorce court.. Don't ask.. It was a messy Vegas thing.
Well with ElectraWoman not an issue anymore after going through The Glitterman's marathon mind warping jam sessions I set her up with a job serving something that passes for road side take out on the Rt. 315 and 270 exchange. I then repowered ElectraBase and joined my main man in mischief..
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And I, I get to do all the cool things a sidekick who's been like shown the really cool side of crime wants to do.. Kinda groovy how stuff works out.. ..I keep the base.. I keep the car.
Who says Crime doesn't pay?
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