| The story of Spongebob Squarepants One day a squarepantsed idiot, was sleeping under the sea in his crappy pinapple house. He was sleeping and his little horn woke him up. He got up and said "I am gonna see my gay friend Patrick and Squidward. Squidward was playing crappy music on his crappy clarinet. And Patrick was sleeping on his rock which had nothing whatsoever in it. Well, Spongebob put on his squarepants and woke up his gay friends. Well, they went out and they went gay jellyfishing. Well, spongebob got stung in his spongy holes and died of excessive bleeding in his balls. Squidward accidently stuck his net up his nose and died of no breathing. Then Patrick threw himself off a cliff and died. Well, this ends the gay story of Spongebob Squarepants. The moral of the story is, 1. Never go jellyfishing without protection(personal) and dont screw around with clarinets. |
| The story of Samuri Jack One day a porno deamon, named Apu (which means squishy penis in Chinese) was trying to take over the local adult book store. Then, a man named Samuri Jackazz was training around the world until he got his azz cut off by a fan. So, he had to change his name to Samuri Jack. Well, since his azz was gone, he had to crap out his nose. So, Samuri Jack went to try to defeat Apu, but got hypnotised by the porn books. Well, as Apu and Mr. Jack were looking at porn books, and Samuri Jack had to crap. He was starting to crap when his nose got plugged up. He was turning red and blew up. Along with Samuri Jack dying, Apu died too. The moral of this story is, stay away from Industrail Fans when your azz is sticking out. |
| The story of Invader Zim One day, a guy named Zim was on his planet and he was kicked off(maybe for public nudity charges)and wanted to take over the world. He had a horny dog named Sir(who was charged with raping)who also wanted to take over the world. To do this he want to kill everyone with his ugly body. He would walk around naked and everyone would die. His dog would rape all the animals in the world. Well, people on this planet weren't as vulnerable as his planet. So, when he was walking around naked, all teh people would scream and shoot him with shotguns. Well, he got shot so much that his crown jewels and his azz got shot off. Also, his dog was trying to rape a rotweiler pitbull and it ate off his crown jewels too. Well, they were so angry that they killed themselves because they lost there crown jewels. The moral of the story is, protect your crown jewels. |
| The story of Ed, Edd, and Eddy Ed: Gay Edd: Gayer Eddy: Gayest This is the chain of life around in this show. They try to get jawbreakers because they like to chew things that looks like balls. They find it fun, amusing, and awfully pleasurful. Ed likes to talk about chickens, he loves buttered toast, and condiments like mustard and gravy. Edd is what we like a; A FREAKIN' BONY NERD WITH LARGE FEET AND IS NARCALEPTIC AND WAS BEATEN WITH AN UGLY STICK AND THAT IS WHY HE WEARS A SOCK ON HIS HEAD. What a freakodaynaranja! Eddy: the stone cold smuggla pimp. He smuggles illegal jawbreakers across the border, with hidden pot inside, to give to bill clinton, and some beano inside to give to mrs. troyer. And the cankers are his sluts. Goodnight, and godspeed! The moral of this story is, if ya eat jawbreakers, you're gay and mexican. |
| The E! True Hollywood story of gay cartoons!!! |
| Digimon It all started when Agumon was walking down his village named Fagilla. He was with his friends Digmon, Armodillomon, and Growlmon. They were all saying in a rap, I am gay, yoyoyoyoyo, i am gay. Well as they were walking they started smokin some l's in the back of their condom(i mean condo). As they were havin "fun" Tai saw them and joined their game of "tag" in their own special way. Well, after that they digivoled and fought a big monster named Dr. FroFag. They won the battle their special attach Homopower and Fagdash. Now they can live i peace and digivole themselves all night long. The moral of the story is: Never digivole without a condom. |
| Pokemon It all started when Pikachu, a frekin little electric rodent, was have affairs with his friend Squirtle. Get it, squirt??? Well tehy had babies named Pichu, adn Warturder. Well, their enimes were Ponyta, Penusaur, and Charmeleon, were also having affairs. They had babies named, Ponypenuchar, adn Charpenupon. Well, tehy had feud all through the years when they went into battle. Ash the ashtray, didnt know who would win. he decided to be ref. But, while he was refing, he fell in a hole and died in a 2 foot puddle. Well, back to the fight. Charmeleon used his flaming ball attack. It hit pickachu and his used his thunder ball. Ok, so Ponyta used his ass whack(Afflaic). Penusaur used his Penuattack against Squirtle. Squirtle then used bubble attack. Well, Brock came and yelled POKEBALL GO and Onix with the big fat rocks killed everybody. Then Onix died of rock failures. Then Misty came and defeated Brock with Staryu. Staryu then died when it drowned in water(its a frekin water thing). And everyone lived happily ever after(who was still living though). The moral of the story: Never have affairs with a guy named Squirtle. |