Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite
fingernails.
War does not determine who is right, war
determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find
him in cat house.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
It take nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it
Man who lives in glass house, must dress in basement