Well all websites should have some sort of point to them don't you think? And up until now my website has had little point aside from displaying various pictures that have come into my possession through one way or another. This is a very respectable reason to have a website I suppose, but is no longer a good enough reason for me. I was considering just spending pages and pages of complaing about various things...in fact that is what I will do...or at least I'll complain until I get bored.
Right, I'm now bored, so I'll give you a little information instead. Important information about things of great evil...I'll call it my list of evil things....
My list of Evil things.
..and non-evil things

Green minivans.

SUVs

Middle aged women
(especially when driving)

Old People

Children

Teenagers
(Although they're not so much evil as they are annoying).

Squirrels

Juan Pablo Montoya
(Because he's a jiggling ball of fat.)

Tiger Woods
(I don't know why, but he really annoys me.
Perhaps because he plays golf instead of a real sport.)

Lenny Kravitz
(His songs are repetitive and annoying)

Birds
(All kinds of birds, aside from perhaps penguins and birds of prey)

Ignorant People
(Who for some reason all feel the need to prove their stupidity by making comments during class)

Nationalism
(Your country sucks.)

AZ DRIVERS
(Try turning your head to the right, just once.)

People in General
(I guess I just don't like people. Probably because they are, as a whole, stupid and obnoxious.)


Of course when I refer to things as "evil" I'm refering to the bad kind of evil, not the good evil that I am. These are all sources of great unhappiness and you should make every effort to eradiacate them.
Unless of course you fit into one of these categories, in which case you should try and eradicate me and my kind.
I'm sure I could come up with even more evil things but don't you think it's better that we concentrate on the really big problems. After all we can't really make a perfect world. At least not until you all die and I'm the only one left alive. No offense intended. I didn't mean that I wanted you to die, I just accept the fact that you are all going to die, and when you're all gone everything will be better because I can do whatever I want and won't have to worry about getting caught in traffic.
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