"It keeps going and going...": Nothing outlasts the "Official" DOOM FAQ 
by Hank Leukart. (well, maybe the Energizer Bunny, but even *IT*
runs out of batteries sometime)  Here's v2.6!

Here's why the "Official" DOOM FAQ keeps going and going!

o Idiots STILL think Apogee is publishing it. (they're not, id is!)
o Fools STILL think it's for a computer they don't have. (IBM-PC compatible!)
o Dimwits STILL think it's "just another" Wolf 3-D game. (it's not)
o Imbeciles STILL think it's already released.  (release date: Dec. 10)
o Morons have NO IDEA what "DOOM iNsAnItY" is.  (read and find out!)
o Cretins have NO IDEA what "DOOM R.E.M." is.  (you DON'T want to know!) 
o Simpletons have only read version 2.5, 2.0, or 1.0a.  (this is v2.6!)
o Everyone is a DOOM "drooling insomniac."  (absolutely EVERYONE is!)
o People have nothing better to do.  (get a life!) :)

        You may be wondering why chapter numbers are enclosed in
either []'s, ()'s, or **'s.  The definition of these is as follows:

        []:  Chapters enclosed in brackets mean that the information
             contained in the chapter has not been updated in this
             or the previous FAQ.
        ():  Chapters enclosed in parenthesis mean that the information
             contained in the chapter has not been updated since the
             previous FAQ.
        **:  Chapters enclosed in asterixes means that the information
             contained in the chapter is new or has been updated for
             the current version of the FAQ you are reading.

Here's the new additions to the FAQ for v2.6:

o Even MORE new information on multi-playing
o Two exciting additions to "DOOM iNsAnItY," including a continuation of
  of the Bobbitt saga.
o Information on the id Software team
o Information on shooting monsters who are higher/lower than you
o More information on features removed from DOOM
o Major spelling and grammatic corrections

AND WHAT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...

o Yet another revised copyright notice!

Here were the new additions to the FAQ for v2.5.

o New information on controller support
o New information on multi-playing
o New information on DOOM music
o New information on modem/network support
o One new top ten list for "DOOM iNsAnItY"
o Many new chapters and sub-chapters

Here were the new additions to the FAQ for v2.0.

o Completely reorganized
o New information on sound support
o New information on environment animation and morphing
o New palette translation information
o New 386/486 support information
o Updated storyline information
o New network support information
o Updated "DeathMatch" information
o Updated InterNet play information
o New monster artificial intelligence information
o Weapon list
o Three new additions to "DOOM iNsAnItY"
