              The Solution to Leisure Suit Larry ]I[

      Passionate Patti in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals

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First, go up to the plaque and read it.  After you read it
type "LEAVE."  Then go up to the binoculars, the ones in the
upper left, and "LOOK THROUGH BINOCULARS."  Enjoy the scene!
When it is over, go south.  Then follow the arrow to the
west.  Here, your wife says she is leaving you for her
lesbian lover.  Then go east.  Larry changes into his white
polyester suit that we all know and love.  Then go east and
follow the arrow to your boss' office.  After you get fired,
go west and west again.  Find the trees in the lower right
hand corner of the screen.  "GET WOOD."  You now have a piece
of wood.  East.  Go to the mailbox and "OPEN BOX."  "GET
MAIL."  East, east, east, south.  Walk up to the lady and
"LOOK LADY."  Type in anything after that.  "GIVE CREDIT
CARD."  Tawni will be happy and start to screw you.  An
island native will interrupt selling knives.  Tawni will buy
a knife and give it to you.  Then you will start screwing
again.  You will get crabs and she will tell you to BEAT IT!!
West.  "SHARPEN KNIFE ON STAIRS."  West, east (go up a little
first).  "CUT GRASS WITH KNIFE."  "WEAVE GRASS."  South,
east, east (behind stairs).  Go to the water fountain.
"DRINK."  "GET SOAP."  "CARVE WOOD."  Go into the stall.
"WEAR GRASS."  West, south.  You will sell the sculpture to
Tawni for $20.  West, east.  Go back into the stall.  "CHANGE
CLOTHES."  West, east (up the stairs), north, west, west.
Save the game here.  Walk up to man.  "GIVE MAN TICKET."
Refer to LSLCODES.TXT (You should print that out) for the
ticket number.  Type in the number.  "GIVE MONEY."  Enjoy the
show.  When you come out, wait for a lady to come out.  "LOOK
LADY."  "TALK LADY."  "ASK ABOUT LAND."  Larry will say he
has some land.  East, east, south, west, north, north.  "ASK
DEED."  You will enter Ms. Suzi Cheatem's office.  "SIT."
"ASK DEED."  "STAND."  Walk to the receptionist.  "GET DEED."
South, north.  "ASK DEED."  South, east, east, north,
west, west.  "KNOCK DOOR."  You will give Cherri the land deed
and she will start to screw you.  You will then appear on
stage with the showgirl costume on.  "DANCE."  People will
start to throw money.  After a while you will be done and
appear at the show entrance.  Stay in the showgirl costume.
Go back to Dewey Cheatem and Howe.  "PAY RECEPTIONIST."
"SIT."  "ASK DECREE."  Suzi will say how she loves cross-
dressing also and will start to screw you.  When she is done,
go up to the receptionist.  "ASK DECREE."  South, north.  "ASK
DECREE."  South.  "LOOK ON THE BACK OF THE DECREE."  You will
find a spa keycard.  Go back to the hotel.  In the lobby,
north, west, west.  "OPEN DOOR."  "GET CLOTHES."  Exit the
hotel.  South.  "GET TOWEL." West, west, west (the one on the
bottom.) Enter Fat City.  Go to the door on the left.  "USE
CARD."  In the locker maze, find the locker in the middle on
the left hand side.  When you get there "LOOK NUMBER."  If it
says "Locker 69 is over there," then you are in the right
area.  "LOOK BACK OF CARD." Remember those places in order.
"OPEN LOCKER." Look on the chart (LSLCODES.TXT), and enter the
page numbers (in order of the places on the back of the card).
"GET SWEATS." "CLOSE DOOR."  Walk to the door at the far
right.  Go to each of the exercise stations and "WORKOUT."  Do
at least 30 in each.  You will turn into the INCREDIBLE
DORK!!!  East.  Go back to the locker and open it.  "GET
TOWEL."  "GET SOAP."  "CLOSE DOOR."  Go to the door on the
left.  "TURN ON WATER."  "WASH."  "TURN OFF SHOWER."  Exit the
shower.  Go back to the locker.  "OPEN LOCKER."  "USE TOWEL."
"USE DEODORANT."  "CHANGE CLOTHES."  "CLOSE DOOR."  Exit the
locker room on the right.  Go to the upper door.  "LOOK LADY."
"TALK LADY."  "ASK VIDEO."  "HELP VIDEO."  The lady will dance
for a while, then she will lead you into another room.  You
will then start to be screwed.  After she is done, you will
end up in the entrance of Fat City.  South, east, east (the
upper one).  Save the game here.  Go west in to the cave.
"PICK FLOWERS."  You will have to move closer to them so do it
and then "PICK FLOWERS."  "WEAVE FLOWERS."  Exit the cave,
south, east, east.  No you should be in the lobby.  North,
east, east.  Go to the piano and "SIT."  "LOOK LADY."  "TALK
LADY."  "SHOW DECREE." "GIVE LEI."  She will give you a key to
the penthouse and tell you to get some wine.  Go to Chip 'n'
Dales (you were just by there).  East.  Enter the bar.  If you
want to get more points you can sit down and watch the
comedian.  In either case, "GET WINE."  Exit the bar and go to
the lobby of the hotel.  East.  "PUSH BUTTON."  Enter elevator
and "PUSH 9."  You will go up to Patti's penthouse.  "POOR
WINE."  After you pour the wine, you will start to screw.
After about 5 minutes, Larry will leave and you will become
Patti.
Go to the dressing shade.  "WEAR PANTIES."  "WEAR BRA."  "WEAR
PANTYHOUSE."  "WEAR DRESS."  "GET WINE." Now go to where Patti
plays the piano.  "GET TIPS."  "GET MARKER."  Now go to where
the stalls are.  "FILL BOTTLE WITH WATER."  Go to Chip 'n'
Dales.  "PAY MAN."  You are now in Chip 'n' Dales.  "SIT"
After the guy comes out on stage, he will walk by you.  "TALK
MAN."  "ASK ABOUT LARRY."  Exit Chip 'n' Dales.  East, East.
Save the game here again.  West.  Follow the next set of
directions very carefully, but when it says you are very
thirsty "DRINK WATER."  I will use the shorten commands for
the directions.  N,N,E,E,N,W,N,E,N,N,N,W,W,S,W,W,N,N,W,N.  You
did it!!  Not done yet though.  Save it here unless you want
to die and go through that maze again!!  Go to the middle of
the screen where water touches land.  "DRINK."  North.  Go to
the rock in the middle of the screen.  "TAKE OFF PANTYHOSE."
"TIE PANTYHOSE TO ROCK" or "USE PANTYHOSE."  You will now be
by some palm trees.  "CLIMB TREE" on the right.  "GET
COCONUTS."  "CLIMB DOWN."  Walk to the bottom of the screen.
"GET GRASS."  "WEAVE GRASS."  "THROW ROPE."  "TIE ROPE TO TREE."
"RIP DRESS."  "MAKE HARNESS."  "CLIMB ROPE."  North.  "TAKE BRA
OFF."  "PUT COCONUTS IN BRA."  "THROW BRA AT PIG."  East.  Walk
into water near log.  "PUSH LOG."  "RIDE LOG."  Save your game
here.  Dodge the things in the water.  When you get to the top of
the screen, save your game.  You will be captured by Amazon women
and put in a cage with Larry.  "USE MARKER."  You will fall into
Sierraland.  East, east.  Now float over to the plug and be
upside down.  "UNPLUG PLUG."  East.  You will be on the set of
Kings Quest V.  Roberta Williams will call you and Larry over to
her.  After a bunch of chit-chat, it will show Larry making a
game and Patti sitting in a lounge chair.  YOU HAVE WON THE
GAME!!!  CONGRATULATIONS.


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