Top 10 Reasons We Need the Doom Modem Patch
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10. We want to maul all our best friends with the chain saw.
9.  It takes 4 people to figure out how to read the maps.
8.  Great tasting, less filling.
7.  All LAN's are down until further notice.
6.  Bill wants to play to.
5.  The monsters are off their diet.
4.  Someone has to shield you, don't they?
3.  You need someone to go catch that wining player who tried to leave you.
2.  Gotta Have It!
1.  You know you want it...


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