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Commercial: Full Bull Energy Drink

Open with Xander Xeal Lawson trying to hail a cab in the city. A man in a suit has similar planes. He looks at Xander, and then points.

Man In Suit: OH MY GOD! IS THAT THE POPE!?!

Xander turns his head.

XXL: Huh?

The man hails the taxi that as ment for Xander

Man In Suit: Heh Heh, Sucker!

Xander looks back around to see the man in the suit stealing his cab.

XXL: Oh I don't think so!

Xander whips out a Full Bull energy drink and chugs it. There is a close up of XXL's eyes as they narrow. There is the sound of a bull.

Cut to the man in the suit about get into the taxi when he turns to look at Xander and is dropkicked into the side of the cab, Xander then puts the man in a head lock.

Man In Suit: OW! OW! OW!

XXL toe kicks the man and performs his "Xipper" DDT on the sidewalk. Xander then walks over to the cab and gets in.

XXL: (To the cab driver) Man, people in this City can be rude sometimes!

Announcer: Full Bull energy drink, Get Your Bull On!