Merchendise
Promotion: DX Beer Mug
Open on a club scene, lights are flashing and people are dancing. Cut to
Xander Xeal Lawson standing at a bar. He turns around.
XXL: Hey. You know after a long day of
kicking ass I like to unwined with a good drink, but I usually end up with
somthing like this...
He pulls out an average sized beer mug.
XXL: Can't enjoy a brew with somthing
like this. That's why I use this...
He pulls out a massive Beer Mug.
XXL: This is the offical Degeneration
X Beer Mug. 69oz of pure beer swilling bliss, but don't take my word for
it...
Two beautiful women wearing black Bikinis with the DX logo on them walk
out to eather side of Xander.
DX Babes: (in Unison) Buy one today and
never drink alone again!
XXL: Good job girls, now let's go back
to my Hotel room and I can show you why they really call me Double X-L.
The girls walk off giggling with Xander.
A Close Up of the DX Beer Mug.
Announcer: The Offical DX Beer Mug, only
$17.95. Break It Down!
Merchendise Promotion: DX T-shirt
Open on an at home shopping network.
Female Host: Now lets go to out next item,
these stunning diamond encrusted silver earings.
Male Host: Thats right Janet, now we've
only got a limited sup-
The Male Host is clotheslined by Xander Xeal Lawson. The Female Host is
taken aback.
XXL: Consider this a hostile take over.
Now our next item is this beautiful handcrafted Degeneration X t-shirt.
Cut to two DX babes modeling the shirt.
XXL: As you'll notice the handsome DX
logo is tastefully sprawled across the front of this 100% cotton t-shirt,
and on the back you'll see the beautiful stitching of the words "Suck It!".
What do you think about it Janet?
Cut back to XXL and the Female Host.
Female Host: Um, er... well... I actuall
kinda like it.
XXL: Fantastic. Order now while supplies
last, and it's for the ridicuously low price of $19.95, and if you aren't
down with that I beleive janet has a couple words for you...
Female Host: Suck it! (doing the x-chops)
Announcer: The Offical DX T-shirt only
$19.95. Break It Down!
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