Descriptions and Appraises of Weapons

Daggers

aikuchi dagger
Appraise: The aikuchi dagger is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: A long-bladed dagger, the aikuchi is very similar in most respects to the traditional tanto. It differs mainly in its lack of a hand guard at the top of the hilt, which the tanto offers to prevent the hand from slipping forward onto the blade. Decorated with a number of tiny cream-coloured pebbles that have been crammed next to each other so closely not to leave not a single gap exposing the base material of the hilt, the handle is interrupted by a large notch at its top and has a small iron rose fused into its surface.

black handled ceremonial bronze knife
Appraise: The black handled ceremonial bronze knife is about a foot long and three inches wide. It is made of copper and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
This is a ceremonial knife, for use in magic rituals. Its ornate handle is made of ebony and its long bronze blade has been carved with mystic runes.

black steel dagger
Appraise: The black steel dagger is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of black steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: Custom.

blackened kunai
Appraise: The blackened kunai is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: The blackened steel blade of the kunai is triangular in shape and tapers down to a very sharp point. The hilt is wrapped in rough black silk to allow for easy gripping. Overall, the kunai is well-balanced making it the thrown weapon of choice for ninja.

blackened steel knife
Appraise: The blackened steel knife is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: Forged from steel, this knife has been engraved and blackened. The runes covering it evoke disturbing images in your mind, and you can almost hear the faint echoes of tortured screams as you gaze upon it. Faint traces of dried blood fill the engraved runes.

bone knife
Appraise: The bone knife is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of bone and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This white knife is made of bone and seems like it would be a handy tool for lots of things. It looks well used.

carving knife
Appraise: The carving knife is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is a knife such as you might use to carve up your Octeday roast, and then use to substantiate your arguments with your spouse as to who should do the washing up.

cheap and nasty switchblade
Appraise: The cheap and nasty switchblade is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: A cheap and nasty weapon that looks like something which belongs a little way below a malicious grin approaching in a dark alley. It might not last long, but it would probably rip things up nicely. Rust poisoning might be a problem, though.

chisel
Appraise: The chisel is about six inches long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is a tool with a sharp edge which is used to shape and cut metal

combat quill
Appraise: The quill is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type dagger
Description: This is at first glance an ordinary quill, but closer examination reveals that it has been delicately crafted from steel, in very fine detail and with razor sharp edges. It seems to prove that the pen is indeed mightier than the sword

copper dagger
Appraise: The copper dagger is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of copper and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: A medium knife with a very thick, curved blade of beaten copper. It is a traditional Djelian weapon; high on convention, low on practicality.

copper fighting knife
Appraise: The copper fighting knife is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of copper and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This Djelian copper knife is designed for fighting. Its straight blade and hilt are undecorated, clean and functional.

dagger
Appraise: The dagger is a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is a largish looking knife.

duelling dagger
Appraise: The duelling dagger is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: A highly decorative weapon with a jewelled hilt and engraved blade, this dagger looks more for show than combat. No doubt it makes an excellent weapon for duelling with.

elegant stiletto
Appraise: The elegant stiletto is about nine inches long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: The blade of this slender knife is made of the finest steel whereas the handle consists of silver and is crafted into a dragon's head.

fencing dagger
Appraise: The fencing dagger is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: Fencing in Genua is a popular pastime amongst the suicidally inclined upper classes, and duels are fought with a variety of weapons. For those not inclined towards the elegance of the rapier or epee, fencing daggers like this are a very popular choice. It is a flat-bladed dagger that tapers towards a double-edge along the length of the curve towards its point... this gives the dagger an impressive heft for parrying, yet also provides an additional sharpened edge for inflicting damage.

howondalandish throwing knife
Appraise: The howondalandish throwing knife is about nine inches long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: From one of the more remote Howondalandish tribes, this knife doesn't look throwable, much less a knife. From a short handle, spiky steel blades jut out at all angles, sure to deliver a nasty shock to whoever gets hit with it.

hunting knife
Appraise: The hunting knife is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: The handle of this knife is crafted from a hardwood and has grooves for easy gripping. Leading up to the blade is a polished steel guard designed to keep the user's hand from sliding toward the blade after a deep incision. The blade itself is horribly sharp and serrated on the lower portion of the blade leading up to a slightly curved point and a sharpened back edge. This knife looks well suited to a lifetime of skinning animals or an hour in Ankh-Morpork.

iron hunting knife
Appraise: The iron hunting knife is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is a large iron hunting knife. The dark iron blade is partly serrated, and the ash handle curves inward for a better grip. It seems like an ideal tool to skin dead (or live) animals with.

jagged sparkly knife
Appraise: The jagged sparkly knife is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of diamond and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is a fairly bulky knife. One edge is very jagged and rough, but the whole knife sparkles, and it looks like it would be very hard to damage. The handle is white and smooth. This might be just the sort of thing to keep on you to help you out of a tricky spot, or maybe to open envelopes, though it looks like it would probably shred the contents, too.

jambiya
Appraise: The oak-hilted jambiya is about a foot long and three inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: Custom

kaiken dirk
Appraise: The kaiken dirk is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: The two sides of this dagger have been meticulously sharpened to double razor edges. Its short steel blade ends in an exquisitely detailed golden hilt, which has been moulded and lacquered carefully into a mass of pink poppies.

katar
Appraise: The katar is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This weapon is peculiar for two reasons. Firstly, the handle is comprised of two parallel bars connected by crosspieces, and appears to have been forged as a single piece. The handle forms a right angle to the blade, providing much more power behind a thrust. The blade is double-edged and tapers to a thin point. It has also been blackened to keep it from glinting. This is not a weapon you want to be on the wrong side of.

khanjar
Appraise: The khanjar is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and bone and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: A thick steel knife that in the middle, curves around at right angles to form a vicious hook in the sharp blade. The handle is made from bone and is carved with both wondrous and ghastly figures that have then been inlaid in silver.

klatchian steel dirk
Appraise: The Klatchian steel dirk is about a foot and a half long and three inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is a very long, curving knife with a wickedly sharp point. It is made of Klatchian steel.

knife
Appraise: The knife is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger
Description: This is a medium-sized knife, the sort of thing someone might keep in a boot to ward off a would-be attacker. You just have to hope that it's not then used to prepare your dinner.

leaf-bladed dagger
Appraise: The leaf-bladed dagger is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger
Description: Forged from a single piece of steel, this dagger has nearly no guard and a simple, rounded pommel. The blade curves in sharply just above the wielder's hand, before flaring out in a graceful, symmetrical curve designed to inflict deep, messily bleeding wounds

main gauche
Appraise: The main gauche is about a foot and a half long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is a very sturdy dagger with long straight quillons and an oversized guard to protect the hand. It is designed to be held in the off-hand and used for parrying in conjunction with a light sword.

meat cleaver
Appraise: The meat cleaver is about a foot long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is a butcher's implement for cutting animal carcasses into joints or pieces. It is a large, rectangular knife and is quite heavy.

moon dagger
Appraise: The moon dagger is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: The dagger is short and feels light in your hand. Its blade is curved, almost like a wild animal's claw. On the handle, pictures of the moon in its different phases are drawn.

no. 5 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 5 throwing knife is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 5 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 6 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 6 throwing knife is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 6 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 7 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 7 throwing knife is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 7 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 8 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 8 throwing knife is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 8 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 9 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 9 throwing knife is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 9 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 10 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 10 throwing knife is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 10 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 11 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 11 throwing knife is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 11 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 12 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 12 throwing knife is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 12 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

obsidian knife
Appraise: The obsidian knife is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of stone and bone and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: Chipped from obsidian, this serrated black knife glitters unpleasantly. The handle has been carved from bone, and inlaid with tiny rubies that form seven hands encircling the hilt.

ornamental butterfly dagger
Appraise: The ornamental butterfly dagger is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: Made of tempered steel, this dagger is not only durable, but a work of art. The hilt is made of thickly lacquered pewter which has been moulded to create strings of bright yellow monarch butterflies which rest their delicate wings up and down its length. Tiny sunstones have been placed in the pewter and sparkling wings nearly flutter in a nonexistent wind.

ornamental dragon dagger
Appraise: The ornamental dragon dagger is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger. Made of tempered steel, this dagger is not only durable, but a work of art.
Description: The hilt is made of thickly lacquered pewter which has been moulded to create a sleek green dragon twisting itself in knots. Thin golden mesh runs along the handle underneath the painted folds and shines as the ruby eyes of the dragon catch the light.

ornamental snake dagger
Appraise: The ornamental snake dagger is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: Made of tempered steel, this dagger is not only durable, but a work of art. The hilt is made of thick strands of pewter which have been twisted together in long lengths of lacquered scales. The snakeskin pattern has been painted and lacquered many shades of green and brown to emulate the coils of a snake perfectly. The hilt ends in two sparkling green emerald eyes which glitter mischieviously in the light.

pearl-handled letter opener
Appraise: -
Description: -

poniard
Appraise: The poniard is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is a slender, triangular blade, with a comfortable leather-wrapped hilt and a wickedly sharp point. It looks to be a weapon designed for silent, quick deaths, which is probably why it is an Assassin's speciality weapon.

red-hilted dagger
Appraise: The red-hilted dagger is about nine inches long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This is a largish looking knife. The hilt is wrapped around many times with a thin strip of red cloth.

rubber knife
Appraise: The rubber knife is about nine inches long and three inches wide. It is made of rubber and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This is a rubber knife especially suited to being thrown. It looks like it could scare the heebie-jeebies out of the potential target.

ruby hilted dagger
Appraise: The ruby hilted dagger is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: The short, fairly thick and double edged blade of this dagger looks pretty much like any other, except that this particular one has an odd sun- bright red hue about it. The hue is augmented by a sun-bright red stone which resides in the small pommel of the dagger and appears to sparkle with its own light. While the blade and pommel shine sun-bright red, the handle itself doesn't, being a deep blood red colour instead, the handle is a plain, everyday dagger handle with a leather criss-crossed grip.

scalpel
Appraise: The scalpel is about six inches long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This delicate, but extremely sharp, knife would normally be used by a doctor for performing surgery. However since most doctors in Ankh-Morpork can't even spell surgery, let alone perform it, it's probably best not to think about that.

sharp butter knife
Appraise: The sharp butter knife is about six inches long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This is a butter knife that has been sharpened a bit.

short wooden stake
Appraise: The short wooden stake is about six inches long and an inch wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This short wooden stake is polished, and the point is very sharp. It could be useful if you're in a tight corner and have to do some quick close-quarters fighting.

silver dagger
Appraise: The silver dagger is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This is a short silver dagger, exquisitely dwarven-cast and wrought from pure silver. It gleams faintly blueish in the light, which highlights the delicate facets of the carved falcon on the hilt. The pommel is made up of three tiny rounded knobs. It looks rather useless as a weapon; silver would surely get damaged too easily to use in combat. There are situations, though, where it might come in useful.

silver moon dragon dagger
Appraise: The silver moon dragon dagger is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This is a slender steel blade that curves slightly upwards towards a sharp point. The crossguard has been crafted in the shape of a dragon's head peering towards the point, with its legs protruding below to form the other half. The dragon's body forms the grip of the hilt and the tail curves to form a loop.

slender knife
Appraise: The slender knife is about nine inches long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: A slender knife with a teak hilt and a darkened steel blade. The hilt has been inlaid with shards of obsidian, which glitter menacingly in the light.

small copper knife
Appraise: The small copper knife is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of copper and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This is a small, Djelian, copper knife. Its straight blade and hilt are undecorated, clean and functional.

small knife
Appraise: The small knife is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This small knife might be the sort of thing you'd use to peel an apple, slice carrots or stab in someone's kidney. You could say that it's a multi-purpose utensil.

small scout knife
Appraise: The short scout knife is four inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This is a short, but very sharp knife. It was probably made to carve things with but if necessary, it could probably be a good weapon.

stiletto
Appraise: The stiletto is about nine inches long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This is a slender knife with a dark steel blade, and sharp tip. It's perfect for slipping between someone's ribs.

switchblade
Appraise: The switchblade is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: A sturdy bone handle from which protrudes a sharp and evil-looking steel switchblade. The bone handle has been etched with a pattern of trailing vines which continues up the blade. You could flick the switchblade to close it.

tanto
Appraise: The tanto is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This large Auriental dagger is an excellent weapon for close-in fighting. It is short, well crafted and looks pretty durable.

thieve's dagger
Appraise: The thief's dagger is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This is one of a pair of lightweight daggers designed to allow quick movement and stealthy concealment. It is made from fine Klatchian steel and has a delicately jewelled handle.

throwing khyber
Appraise: The throwing khyber is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: A thin steel blade, straight on one side and angled on the other so that a sharp triangle of pain is formed. The bone handle has intricate sigils carved upon it, they serve both to balance the weapon perfectly for throwing, and for extra grip.

traditional D'reg wedding knife
Appraise: The traditional D'reg wedding knife is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger
Desription: Short, slightly curved, and sharpened to a razor's edge on both sides of the blade, the klatchian steel blade of this ivory-hilted knife carries a pattern of blooming flowers in the metal. No mere ornament, it is traditionally worn by a D'reg bride to signify that she does not come unarmed and helpless to her marriage, and that anyone who tries to interrupt the ceremony is going to regret it

white handled ceremonial bronze knife
Appraise: The white handled ceremonial bronze knife is about a foot and a half long and three inches wide. It is made of bronze and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Desription: This is a ceremonial knife, for use in magic rituals. Its ornate handle is made of ivory and its long bronze blade has been carved with mystic runes.

Swords

antique short sword
Appraise: The antique short sword is about three feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This appears to be a rather old short sword. The hilt is wound with red leather and its end is shaped like an owl sitting on a shield. On the blade itself the words "Royal Ankhe-Morepork Citie Watch & Ward" are engraved on one side and on the other "FABRICATI DIEM, PVNCTI AGVNT CELERITER"

bejewelled cutlas
Appraise: The bejewelled cutlass is about two and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This cutlass has a short, wide, slightly curved blade. The hilt of the blade has bright red rubies set into it. Looking closely at it, you see that it is of perfect balance and you can tell that the blade itself is very sharp and keen.

black bokken
Appraise: The black bokken is about five feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is a bokken, a wooden practice sword, painted black. It is shaped and balanced like a full-tang katana but instead of the usual steel blade is a rounded wooden edge to prevent any lethal damage being done in training. It's quite hefty though and would probably make a serviceable offensive weapon.

blackened dao
Appraise: The blackened dao is about two feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: The sharp edge of this dao has a crescent-moon curve to it while the back edge only curves slightly at the point. The hilt has been wrapped with strong black silk and a circular guard protects the hand. The dao is blackened to reduce reflection of light, an absolute must for those hiding in the shadows.

blackened katana
Appraise: The blackened katana is about two and a half feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: Tightly bound, black leather criss-crosses the hilt of this slightly curved sword. A simple square cross guard separates the handle from the blade, which is crafted from high quality folded Auriental steel. The blade has an almost indistinct razor edge and is blackened to minimise glare.

blackened ninjato
Appraise: The blackened ninjato is about a foot and a half long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: Much shorter than a katana but no less deadly, this ninjato is ideal for fighting in confined spaces. The blade is sharp and has been blackened to stop it glinting, making it the perfect weapon for a ninja hidden in the shadows

blackened wakizashi
Appraise: The blackened wakizashi is about two feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: Made for close quarter combat, this weapon is ideal for street fighting. The wakizashi has undergone the same folding technique that every katana is put through, making it extremely sharp and strong for its size. The blade has been blackened to prevent shine.

blade
Appraise: The blade is three inches long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is a steel blade, and used to be attached to one of Mad Hamish's wheels.

cavalry sabre
Appraise: The cavalry sabre is about four feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is a light cavalry sabre. It is made of high-grade steel and has a flat, slightly curved blade, primarily designed for cutting strokes, but also well-suited for powerful thrusts. A guard of curved brass bars encloses the wielder's hand. Not the most elegant of weapons, but preferred by some officers nevertheless.

ceremonial sword
Appraise: The ceremonial sword is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: A highly ceremonial sword, crafted from the finest of metals by the most skilled of artisans. The slightly serrated blade is legendary in its keeness, coveted in its importance to the ninja and unrivalled in its beauty. Highly polished serrations lace the edge of the blade's length whilst a gorgeously lacquered pearwood pommel, bound with the finest of cord, provides a sturdy hilt. This sort of blade is of little use on the battlefield and is used by ninja in the seppuku ritual.

colichemarde
Appraise: The colichemarde is about four feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: When it debuted in the Century of the Stunned Ferret, the colichemarde revolutionized the way in which duels were fought. The blade is lighter but stronger than that of a rapier, dramatically tapered to a fine point for piercing attacks, yet reinforced near the hilt for parrying.

copper short sword
Appraise: The copper short sword is about two feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of copper and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This Djelian short sword is made of copper. The tapering blade is very sharp and totally straight.

cup-hilt rapier
Appraise: The cup-hilt rapier is about four feet long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This rapier features a saucer-shaped, heavily chiselled steel guard in front of straight quillons, and a simple steel knuckle-bow. The wooden handle is wrapped in copper wire. The long, slender blade itself is flattened hexagonal in section with a fuller in the forte.

custom short sword
Appraise: The black steel short sword is about two feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: custom

cutlad
Appraise: The cutlad is about two feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword
Desription: This is a cutlad, a short, wide blade, curved slightly inwards, like a sickle. It has a decorative prong on the dull side of the blade

cutlass
Appraise: The cutlass is about two feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This cutlass has a short, wide, slightly curved blade. It's the sort of thing you'd expect a sailor on a warship to use.

dao
Appraise: The dao is about two feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: The blade of this auriental short sword is short and flares widely toward its end, summing itself up into two incredibly sharp rectangular points. A circular notch has been cut just back from the the topmost corner of the blade, and there is a golden ring where the blade meets the stem to protect the hands from slipping. The thick hilt has been wrapped in black silk cord.

duelling sword
Appraise: The duelling sword is about three and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: A highly decorative weapon with a jewelled hilt and engraved blade, this sword looks more for show than combat. No doubt it makes an excellent weapon for duelling with.

epee
Appraise: The epee is about three feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: A smooth, lustrous sheen glistens softly up and down the fine blade of this expertly crafted instrument of socially acceptable murder, giving it a classy air of polite lethality. The blade is round at the base, drawing the eye up the fatally sleek steel to a needle sharp point, and the guard that protects the hand is covered in ornate scrollwork, covering the wearer's hand in tiny silver leaves. Overall, it looks more than capable of executing some clean cut maiming.

falcata
Appraise: The falcata is about two feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This weapon, featuring a forward curved and widened blade, places a great percentage of the blade's working weight at the upper third of the blade length. Not at all subtle or even the least bit "graceful", this sword is very effective when it comes to overhand chops and other short and quick movements.

falchion
Appraise: The falchion is about three feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: The blade of this ornate yet savage looking short sword is long and thick, broadening from the hilt before tapering into a sharp, wicked looking point. Fancy scrollwork traces intricate, silvery lines up and down the blade and hilt, which is made of a fine hard redwood. This weapon is clearly designed for hacking at one's enemies, and made for the discerning gentleman hacker.

fine sabre
Appraise: The fine sabre is about four and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is one of the fabled sabres made in the frozen caverns of the Hub. Each blade can take up to five years to forge on account of the incredible edge they have. It is so sharp you could cut the wind with it. The design of the hilt affords fine tip-control which would enable you to quickly flick the blade at opponents as well as delivering fine slices and thrusts. The only drawback is that the blade is quite fragile and in unskilled hands could easily break.

foil
Appraise: The foil is about three and a half feet long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword
Desription: Used by a multitude of fencing enthusiasts, this foil is little more than a long, thin, flat strip of metal. Forged under the strictest standards of quality control by the Ankh-Morpork Fencing Club, the handle is bound with large strips of leather, while the pommel is plated steel and weighted for exact balance. It would normally be tipped with a small steel ball, but obviously someone who is not safety-conscious has removed it and sharpened the point.

gladius
Appraise: The gladius is about two feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription:This is a Tsortean gladius of the type commonly used by the army. It is a couple of feet long and is very effective for slashing at people from behind the Tsortean shield.

jiann
Appraise: The jiann is about four feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This jiann is a long, thin, double-edged sword which flares slightly as the blade reaches the handle. The hardwood pommel is covered with a turned down brass cross guard and wrapped up with braided black cord. The sword looks equally adept at both slashing and stabbing.

katana
Appraise: The katana is about three and a half feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This slightly curved auriental long sword is perfectly balanced with a blade of the finest quality. It looks extremely sharp and strong.

klatchian steel sabre
Appraise: The Klatchian steel sabre is about five feet long and three inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription:This is a heavy sabre. It is made of fine Klatchian steel; the blade is heavy and slightly curved, while the hilt is fairly plain, being wrapped in dark leather.

kodachi
Appraise: The kodachi is about two and a half feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: The kodachi is a very short sword, about the size of a rolled-up newspaper or a long truncheon. The tempered blade is extremely straight and sharp, and although the sword itself is short, with a skilled wielder the handling of the kodachi is so surprisingly quick that it sometimes surpasses a long sword. A simple black hardwood pommel wrapped in pale yellow cord finishes the deadly kodachi in subtle simplicity.

long blade (from tachibo)
Appraise: The long blade is about three and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is a long straight sword with an ornate wooden handle. It seems to be held together by bands of cloth woven tightly around the hilt in an intricate fashion. It is deceptively strong.

long sword
Appraise: The long sword is about three and a half feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword. It is in excellent condition.
Desription: A nice long sword. It is made of steel and has sharp edges. Be careful how you handle it

moon tooth sabre
Appraise: The moon tooth sabre is about a foot long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: The moon tooth sabre is an extremely sharp weapon that resembles a cymbal cut in half. It is normally used in conjunction with another moon tooth sabre.

morporkian gladius
Appraise: The Morporkian gladius is about two and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is a finely crafted Morporkian gladius. The short blade is specifically designed to be used in short thrusting motions from behind a large shield. Despite its name, this isn't a brick in a sock, but an expertly balanced sword. It represents one of the pinnacles of Morporkian military achievement. It isn't intricately designed, going instead for a simplistic minimalist look. These weapons, when used in massed ranks, are terrifying to fight against.

newmoon sword
Appraise: The newmoon sword is about five feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: If you took a rapier, and twisted the blade into a newmoon shape, result would look much like this weapon. The unusual shape would make it quite unpredictable to both the wielder and the opponent in a fight, unless one or both were accustomed to such exotic weapons.

ninjato
Appraise: The ninjato is about two and a half feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is a smaller, straight version of the katana. It is favoured by the auriental assassin because it is more easily hidden under clothing than the larger katana.

plain short sword
Appraise: -
Desription: -

prop sword
Appraise: The prop sword is about four feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is a prop sword. From a distance it looks everything a sword should be, but up close it's obviously far too flimsy and blunt to be of any use whatsoever.

quartermoon sword
Appraise: The quartermoon sword is about two and a half feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This weapon has been shaped to resemble a quarter moon, with a one-edged crescent-shaped blade. Even the handle preserves a sort of symmetry in it, curving in the opposite direction. However, this is probably more to make the weapon balanced than out of any aesthetic considerations.

rapier
Appraise: The rapier is about four feet long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is a long and slender-bladed sword. Emphasising the thrust over the cut, this rapier is double-bladed and sharpened to fine points on either of its sides. A complex leather-bound hilt completes its thin blade, which looks as though it would be very adept at both slashing and stabbing.

ruby-hilted rapier
Appraise: The ruby-hilted rapier is about four feet long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This rapier is made of polished steel. A tiny ruby set in silver is attached to the tip of its pommel, providing a beautiful contrast to the black leather-wrapping around the rest of the handle.

scimitar
Appraise: The scimitar is about three and a half feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: his weapon is about the same size as a broad sword, but with a curve to the blade and only one cutting edge. It is quite heavy, and whatever it lacks in sharpness it could probably make up in sheer momentum.

shamshir
Appraise: The shamshir is about three and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: The blade of this darkened Klatchian steel sword is deeply curved and tapers continuously down to a viciously sharp point. The hilt is shaped like a snake with emeralds set deeply into the eye sockets. The gently undulating handle is shaped to fit perfectly into the curve of a hand.

short scimitar
Appraise: The short scimitar is about a foot and a half long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: The curved blade of this weapon is too long for it to be a dagger but a bit short for a long sword. It looks well-balanced and deadly, able to be wielded with ease in close quarters and inflict some serious pain on an opponent.

short sword
Appraise: The short sword is about two feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword. It is in excellent condition.
Desription: This nice sharp piece of steel is a couple of feet long. It won't give you the reach or heft of a long sword

short sword (thrusting)
Appraise: The short sword is about two feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This nice sharp piece of steel is a couple of feet long. It is designed primarily as a thrusting weapon to be used in conjunction with a shield.

sidesword
Appraise: The sidesword is about three and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This cut-and-thrust sword seems to be something of a compromise between a rapier and a traditional cutting sword. It has a rather narrow blade, but wider in profile and thinner in cross-section than a rapier to preserve its cutting ability. It has a complex hilt, with forward- and back-swept quillons and a knucklebow, and finger rings alongside the ricasso. If a long sword is too old-fashioned or uncivilized, but a rapier too frilly and fancy, this might be the sword for you.

silver long sword
Appraise: The silver long sword is about three and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This lovely, gleaming long sword is made of about four feet of solid silver. It is exquisitely crafted, obviously dwarf-wrought, and is absolutely beautiful. An engraved pattern extends up the blade, curling delicately down to wrap around the hilt and gleaming leather-wrapped handle. It looks too delicate to use as a real weapon, although there are some certain foes it might be useful against.

silver short sword
Appraise: The silver short sword is about two feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is a beautifully carved short sword, apparently made from solid silver. Its shaft is engraved with lovely curling tendril patterns, and the silver leather-wrapped hilt is wrought into the shape of a hawk. It looks uncomfortable and too easily damaged to use as a real weapon, unless you were up against someone, or something, which was susceptible to that sort of thing...

slender blade (from mahogany cane)
Appraise: The slender blade is about two and a half feet long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is a slender blade of steel, having a triangular cross-section with the faces concave to reduce weight. It doesn't really have an edge to it, but it tapers to a wickedly sharp point. The hilt is a simple length of mahogany with no guard, of one piece with the pommel, which is a smooth rounded knob, as one might find on the end of a cane.

steel-tempered katana
Appraise: The steel-tempered katana is about three feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is an expertly-crafted katana, perfectly balanced and razor sharp like all katanas, but steel-tempered to a great degree of quality making it unusually strong and durable. Its hilt is bound in simple black leather straps.

swept-hilt rapier
Appraise: The swept-hilt rapier is about four feet long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This rapier successfully combines the ideals of elegance and function. The long quillons curve gracefully forward and back, and the hand is protected by a series of metal rings that embrace the forte of the blade, and at the handle sweep backwards into a graceful knuckle-bow. The blade itself is polished steel, and the handle is smooth ivory, ending with a fluted silver pommel.

sword of guaranteed sphinx killing
Appraise: The sword of guaranteed sphinx killing is about two feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of copper and could be used as a weapon of type sword
Desription: Well, okay, so it's quite small, but it does feel like it might be a sword of guaranteed sphinx killing

unfinished sword
Appraise: The unfinished sword is about five feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This is or will be, a long sword. It is at the moment only half finished, but it still makes a deadly weapon. Its rough edges could certainly do some damage to someone.

wakizashi
Appraise: The wakizashi is about two feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This auriental short sword is the perfect companion to a katana to form the Dai-sho or long-short. The weapon has a perfect balance and a blade of the finest quality, extremely sharp and strong.

watered-steel long sword
Appraise: The watered-steel long sword is about three and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This long, slender sword has a simple cruciform hilt wrapped in black sharkskin for a good grip. The blade is made from the finest pattern-welded steel, the folded and hammered layers of metal resembling the flowing surface of a forest stream. It is of high quality, evidently manufactured by expert hands.

xiou li jian
Appraise: The xiou li jian is about five feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type sword.
Desription: This single edged long sword flares slighly towards the tip to balance its weight. An oval shaped brass guard rests just above the hardwood hilt, which is covered in thin cotton cord and ends in a brass pommel.

Heavy Swords

bastard sword
Appraise: The bastard sword is about four and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This is a great big hand and a half sword that looks like it could be used to hit people hard with. Share and enjoy.

battered claymore
Appraise: The battered claymore is about four feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This huge double-edged broadsword seems like the perfect weapon for the discerning barbarian hero to use to hack through the hordes before him. It is heavily dented from decades of use, and it is no longer the weapon it once was.

battered iron sword
Appraise: The battered iron sword is about three and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This two-handed sword has seen better days. It's battered and heavily notched, but someone has spared the time to give it a good rag-and-polish. There are probably better weapons you could use for the time-honoured task of slicing people into little bits.

battered nodachi
Appraise: The battered nodachi is about six and a half feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This is a huge auriental sword, over six feet in length. It is slightly curved and well balanced with a blade which looks like it used to be of the finest quality. At the moment, however, it is battered and even dares to be slightly bent in places. There is also a huge notch that has been knocked out of the blade toward its tip.

chocolate sword
Appraise: The chocolate sword is about four and a half feet long and three inches wide. It is made of chocolate and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: Now this is a weapon! A bastard sword, painstakingly and intricately crafted out of the finest dark chocolate. It is a deep reddish-brown colour and looks like it tastes divine. The handle is sugar coated (it melts while you maim, not in your hands) and there is a large toffee encrusted into the end. Yum!

curved sword
Appraise: The curved sword is about five feet long and four inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: A heavy, single edged sword of good Klatchian steel. This would cost both owner and opponent an arm and a leg, in different senses, of course.

curved two-handed sword
Appraise: The curved two-handed sword is about three and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: The two-handed chopper features a wooden handle with no hand guard. The long single-edged blade flares near the tip, however it isn't rounded or simply pointed like most blades. Instead of the tip curving outward, it curves inward in three gentle arcs, forming two interior points. Its shape is ideal for splitting helmets, and the soft contents within them.

custom greatsword
Appraise: the custom greatsword is about five feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword
Desription: -

delicate sword
Appraise: The delicate sword is about four and a half feet long and three inches wide. It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: The long, gleaming blade is slender and elegantly leaf-shaped, while the double hilts divide into three strands on each side and sweep back around the hands, twisting in an elongated and stylish lattice. It looks showy, impressive, fragile and terribly impractical. It seems like the perfect thing to take on a quest... as long as it isn't actually used for much.

duan jian
Appraise: The duan jian is about five feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and bronze and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: Called a duan jian, this broadsword's blade is double-sided and so thick that it is nearly triangular. The handle of the duan is made of moulded bronze and has been inlaid with tiny golden circles, triangles and squares which form an eye-pleasing pattern.

glittery sword
Appraise: The glittery sword is about five feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This sword is designed with the one purpose of catching (and dazzling) the eye. Polished to an impossible gleam, its bright steel sets off the many precious metals and stones that crowd every available inch of its surface, in a magnificent display of tastelessness. The combined lustre of the thing is almost enough to convince you that the gems are not, in fact, made of sub-standard glass.

great scimitar
Appraise: The great scimitar is about six feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This weapon looks like a standard scimitar, scaled up to the size and weight of a bastard sword. It would take much more strength to wield than its lesser cousin.

holy blade of soyin
Appraise: The Holy Blade of Soyin is about four feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword
Desription: This is a blade of fine balance and unbelievable sharpness. It has an ivory hilt which shines with a brilliant whiteness and some strange writing on the blade itself.

khopesh
Appraise: The khopesh is about four feet long and four inches wide. It is made of bronze and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This bronze sword has a very sharply curved, sickle-like blade. Its hilt is long enough to permit a two-handed grip, giving it considerable cutting power.

Klang
Appraise: Klang is about five feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type sharp
Desription: An enormous, sharp, evil-looking sword. Its hue is not so much black, as a graveyard of colours, and the pair of Ankh-Stones fixed to its base remind you of eyes. It seems to be looking at you

mythic sword
Appraise: The mythic sword is about four and a half feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This is a sword Resonant with Mythic Grandeur. Clearly fashioned by a mystical master craftsman in ages past, it exudes an aura of lonely destiny and forgotten kings. Its long blackened blade and beautifully fashioned hilt are inscribed with so many epic and potent symbols, runes and scenes that the steel is in constant danger of breaking to bits. The only thing that mars its splendid character is the little legend on the side of the hilt that says "Made In Ankh-Morpork".

nodachi
Appraise: The nodachi is about six and a half feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This is a huge auriental sword, over six feet in length. It is slightly curved and well balanced with a blade of the finest quality. It looks extremely sharp and strong.

sarilak
Appraise: Sarilak is about five feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This is Sarilak. He, for it is a "he", is about five feet tall with a cross-hatch patterned, black blade. The handle is solid platinum to offset the considerable weight of the blade which constantly drips an acid-like substance.

silver bastard sword
Appraise: The silver bastard sword is about three and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This gigantic, gleaming bastard sword looks largely ornamental, as it appears to be made completely of silver metal. It is exquisitely crafted, the blade engraved with filigree-like tendrils, and the leather-wrapped silver hilt is carved into the shape of a winged dragon. It looks utterly useless as a weapon, as everyone knows that silver dents horribly easily and the spiky dragon hilt looks kind of uncomfortable. Of course, this all depends on what kind of enemy you're coming up against...

sorrylak
Appraise: Sorrylak is about three and a half feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This is Sorrylak. He, for it is a "he", is about three feet long with a scutty, tarnished blade. The handle is made of worn animal skins, and the whole effect is of a really, really poor weapon.

two-handed scimitar
Appraise: The two-handed scimitar is about six feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This prodigious weapon resembles the smaller scimitars used by many desert nomads, but large enough to require the use of both hands by even the strongest wielder. Although it only has a single sharp edge, its weight is such that being hit by the back of the blade would be almost as painful as getting hit by its sharp edge.

two-handed sword
Appraise: The two-handed sword is about five feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This massive sword is actually bigger than most people. You'd need to be quite strong to wield it, but if you could it'd really hurt.

two-handed war sword
Appraise: The two-handed war sword is about five feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This two-handed war sword has an unusually long handle wrapped in black leather. Attached to it is a slender two-edged steel blade with a wickedly sharp tip and a small pommel guard. Halfway up the handle is a set of parrying hooks, giving the wielder the option of using the weapon for close or long ranges.

wyrm sword
Appraise: The Wyrm sword is about five feet long and four inches wide. It is made of octiron and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.
Desription: This great sword looks like a fine prize and could prove very useful in battle if you're tough enough to wield it. It is made of a black metal and is very durable. Its handle is made of platinum and has a stylised engraving of a dragon.

Axes

axe of managerial ire
Appraise: The Axe of Managerial Ire is about four feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: An auriental executioner's axe, the blades are slightly concave to better fit the neck of a condemned criminal.

djelian battle axe
Appraise: The Djelian battle axe is about two feet long and four inches wide. It is made of copper and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: This is a Djelian battle axe. It has a wooden shaft and a copper head.

double-headed battle-axe
Appraise: The double-headed battle-axe is about three feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: A three-foot wooden shaft upon which are mounted two solid steel axe blades, this is a fierce and awe-inspiring two-handed weapon designed for your skilled footman's chopping needs. Used in a fashion rather similar to that of cutting down trees, except that in this case you would be cutting down people, it requires quite a bit of strength to use properly.

double-headed war axe
Appraise: The double-headed war axe is about four feet long and about a foot and a half wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type axe
Desription: This double-headed war axe features a handle that is wood at the base and met by iron halfway up the shaft. Two identical iron blades flare into curved edges on either side of the head, reminiscent of bat wings. The base of the axe features a slight thickening for a secure grip while butchering whatever is convenient.

dwarven axe
Appraise: The dwarven axe is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: A finely crafted axe of dwarven steel.

elegant steel axe
Appraise: The elegant steel axe is about two and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: A wooden shaft, highly polished and about two feet long, at one end of which is a metal stud and at the other a highly elaborate axe head, this is a one-handed weapon that can inflict some serious damage against other footmen. The blade is roughly rectangular but the topmost corner away from the shaft tapers into a four-inch spike, perfect for opening plate armour -- rather like one would open a can of sardines.

evil death ray
Appraise: The evil death ray is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe
Desription: A rather large stingray has lost its life in the creation of this weapon. Its tail has been wrapped around a metal bar and covered in rubber to provide the wielder with a suitable grip, while the body has been dipped in molten steel and sharpened around the edges. Two steely, malignant eyes glare out at the world in general

fu
Appraise: The fu is about two and a half feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: Formed like a wood-cutter's axe, the fu has a sharp, wide blade which has been attached to the end of a two foot long timber pole. The iron head is very heavy, but the resulting swing would be very effective.

gold handled axe
Appraise: The gold handled axe is about three and a half feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: The most obvious feature of this two-handed axe is its handle. It bears a pattern similar to the scales of a snake and is coated with gold. Corroded into the steel of the blade are some runes which probably have been picked because they look pretty.

hacksaw
Appraise: The hacksaw is about a foot long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: This is a small saw, suitable for hacking away (at wood).

klatchian steel hatchet
Appraise: The klatchian steel hatchet is about a foot and a half long and three inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: This is a short, lightweight hatchet forged from a single piece of klatchian steel. The handle is wide at the grip, and narrows slightly before it flares to form the head of the hatchet. While not long enough for doing major damage, this hatchet looks like it might be fun for the sort who like to be standing nice and close to their victims while getting spattered with their blood.

large axe
Appraise: The large axe is about four feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: This is a large axe, the head of which swoops down, adding increased depth at the lower end of the blade. The long haft is made of hickory.

large pickaxe
Appraise: The large pickaxe is about three feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription:The handle of this pickaxe is long and smooth, but hefty enough to support the head through even the strongest swing. The head is pointed at one end and flat like a chisel blade at the other.

masakari
Appraise: The masakari is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: This eighteen inch wooden shaft has been equipped with a large axe head which is used to apply chopping attacks in combat. Coupled with a second masakari, one could do some serious damage. The handle has been wrapped securely in red silk cord to provide its wielder with a firm grip.

meridian axe
Appraise: The meridian axe is about two feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: This hand-axe is simple in design, merely being two curved crescent blades overlapping each other. Apart from the cloth-bound handle comprising of the middle of one of the two crescents, every edge of this axe has been sharpened to allow for a variety of painful techniques.

one-handed battle axe
Appraise: The one-handed battle axe is about two and a half feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and copper and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: This battle axe has a smoothly polished dark brown shaft, one end of which is inserted into a cavity in the copper head and securely attached with leather bindings passing through notches in the wood. The blade features a wicked flared curve that is sharper near the top and stronger near the bottom. A band of copper encircles the base of the shaft to provide a counterbalance.

ono
Appraise: The ono is about five feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: A massive battle-axe, the ono were traditionally used for battering down palace gates, knocking rivals off their horses or destroying opponents who deigned to enter combat with a lesser weapon. It's nice to know that times haven't changed. The handle of this ono is about five feet long, and a massive axe head has been attached to one end.

ornamental temple axe
Appraise: The ornamental temple axe is about two and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: A slender two-and-a-half-foot shaft curves slightly with a small, ornamented axe head at the top. The shaft and axe are both made from steel and inlaid with charming swirling snake-like patterns that have been polished up to shine in contrast with the darker steel surrounding. A two-handed weapon, the temple axe derives its name not from being used in temples as such but for the fact that it is a beautiful weapon to wear while riding to the temple on Octedays. It is also rather useless in real combat.

pickaxe
Appraise: The pickaxe is about two feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: This is a normal pickaxe with a nice sharp point.

small throwing hatchet
Appraise: The small throwing hatchet is about nine inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: A small hatchet, with a finely sharpened metal head and a sturdy wooden handle. The weight has been carefully balanced for throwing, and the rubber handgrip moulds to the hand for extra grip.

stained battle axe
Appraise: The stained battle axe is about two feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: The serrated blade of this battle axe is covered with stains - possibly rust but probably blood. The klatchian steel from which the axe is formed glints at you as it catches the light between the stains, seeming almost to wink as if at some shared secret. This is the sort of axe that whispers to its owner, inspiring bloody rampages for the sheer joy of tearing flesh and shattering bone.

steel battle axe
Appraise: The steel battle axe is about two and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: A two-foot wooden shaft with a simple, but solid steel axe head attached, this one handed axe is an economically sound choice when equipping your army's footmen. Equally handy for chopping wood or enemy soldiers' limbs it requires little skill to use and can be mass-produced at any decent blacksmith's.

steel-bladed kama
Appraise: The steel-bladed kama is about a foot long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: This traditional Auriental hand-axe is simply a wooden baton with a dangerous-looking curved steel blade protruding out from one end.

two-handed axe
Appraise: The two-handed axe is about four feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: This massive axe needs two hands to hold it. It looks like it could do some real damage.

wooden axe
Appraise: The wooden axe is about three and a half feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: This is a large wooden axe, used by dwarvish children.

woodsman's axe
Appraise: The woodsman's axe is about three feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type axe.
Desription: This is a viciously sharp woodsman's axe. The blade is honed to a disturbingly keen edge. It looks perfect for chopping down trees... or dealing with bad wolves.

Maces

big crowbar
Appraise: The big crowbar is about two and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a length of iron, made for prising windows open, shifting weights and cracking skulls.

black shafted mace
Appraise: The black shafted mace is about two feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This mace is about two feet long and is made of the finest blackened Klatchian steel. It features some wicked-looking pyramidical spikes on its business end and a leather wrapped handle.

black widow topped cedar cane
Appraise: The black widow topped cedar cane is about three feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This elegant cane is topped with a silver black widow spider, its eyes picked out in tiny garnets. The cane itself has been carved from cedar and polished to a high shine while the base is capped in silver for extra protection. Quite a hefty cane, it looks equally good for both strolling along the city streets and bashing heads in

claw hammer
Appraise: The claw hammer is about nine inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a claw hammer typical of the sort used in carpentry.

Cobra topped walnut cane
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copper stick
Appraise: The copper stick is about a foot long and an inch wide. It is made of copper and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a battered copper stick, about a foot long, used for mixing the water in Gytha's copper.

coral baton
Appraise: The coral baton is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of coral and wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a short baton, the length of which is covered with roughly-carved religious etchings. It has been carved from a single piece of coral, presumably dredged from the clutches of some unsuspecting reef.

crowbar
Appraise: The crowbar is about two and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace
Desription: This is a long crowbar, made of steel. Part of the standard tool of every burglar and miner, it is perfect for prying loose rocks and ore, and for opening windows and safes.

cudgel
Appraise: The cudgel is about nine inches long and four inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is pretty much yer basic cudgel- just a bit o' gnarled wood.

dark blue mace
Appraise: The dark blue mace is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a hefty mace. Its wooden shaft has been stained with a dark blue ink and wrapped in similarly-coloured leathers, and at the business end is a sizeable lump of dull iron.

dull grey baton
Appraise: The dull grey baton is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a short wooden baton, the length of which is covered with ordered and angular religious etchings. While the baton itself has been painted a dull grey colour, the etchings make a half-hearted attempt to add a little colour with a pale grey hue.

forest green cane
Appraise: The forest green cane is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a priest's cane. It is a short length of wood, which curls at one end into a gentle circular hook. It has been painted a forest green colour, and decorated with neatly-ordered geometric designs.

genuine mugger's cudgel
Appraise: The genuine mugger's cudgel is about a foot long and four inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a long, heavy piece of wood, which you could use to blatter someone over the head with. Crudely carved into it are the words "A presente from thee Ankh-Morporke Shaddes".

gilded ebony cane
Appraise: The gilded ebony cane is about three feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This elegant rod of ebony is without embellishment except for a bevelled gold cap at its base and a shiny golden knob at its top. It's not entirely unlike the famed staves of wizards, but is far less ostentatious and tasteless. It's just perfect if you want to throw your weight about by hitting people smaller than you, and look stylish at the same time.

godmother wand
Appraise: The godmother wand is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a sparkling wand with a big silver star on the end. On closer investigation is looks somewhat cheap and tacky.

hammer
Appraise: The hammer is about two and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a tool that is used to hammer stuff in.

iron war club
Appraise: The iron war club is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: The iron war club is made from a single black iron club banded with iron rings covered in sharp studs. An extra band curves over the top of the club, perpendicular to the other bands. The handle is corrugated for that firm grip that makes smashing things so much more pleasant.

knobbly mace
Appraise: The knobbly mace is about three feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This mace is a finely made long stick with a big knobbly lump on the end.

large wooden club
Appraise: The large wooden club is about four feet long and four inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a great length of wood, carved to let you get a good swing at someone with it. You hope you are never on the receiving end of such a blow.

lightable torch
Appraise: The lightable torch is about two feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: The lump of what looks to be some sort of tree, has a few dirty rags wrapped around the end of it, it appears as though it might be possible to light them. The dirty rags have some sort of tar covering them. You guess it is to make them burn better.

light blue mace
Appraise: The light blue mace is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a hefty mace. Its wooden shaft has been bleached with a light blue dye and wrapped in similarly-coloured leathers, and at the business end is a sizeable lump of dull iron.

mace
Appraise: The mace is about two and a half feet long and about 6 inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: The mace is sort of a cross between a hammer and a club. It is club shaped with a heavy lump on the end.

mahogany cane
Appraise: The mahogany cane is about three feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a short, elegant walking stick carved from fine mahogany from the jungles of Muntab. It tapers smoothly from the handle end, which is capped with a smooth, round mahogany knob, to its tip, which is capped with a brass ferrule. There is a brass fitting just below the knob, in which there is a button that one could push.

mallet
Appraise: The mallet is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This mallet is extremely heavy in order to give assistance to the sculptor when at work. It looks rather like a normal hammer, except that it is a little smaller.

mighty green cucumber
Appraise: The mighty green cucumber is about two and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This cucumber is huge (for a cucumber)! One could even say humongous, but that would be stretching it. It is long and sturdy and looks just about stiff enough to hold firmly.

old worn cane
Appraise: The old worn cane is about three and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a very old cane made of some sturdy wood that can keep up with being banged around everywhere. Years of use have given it a rather natural polish.

orange cane
Appraise: The orange cane is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a priest's cane. It is a short length of wood, which curls at one end into a gentle circular hook. It has been painted in fiery orange tones, and decorated with angular geometric designs.

ornate warhammer
Appraise: The ornate warhammer is about four feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This warhammer's head is made out of a silvery-blue metal that shines with a bluish light. Across its side are pictures of griffins doing battle against ferocious-looking chimeras. The haft is made out of carved oak, which has intricate designs of runic symbols running its length. In the hands of an experienced fighter it is a weapon to be feared.

pale green mace
Appraise: The pale green mace is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a hefty mace. Its wooden shaft has been bleached with a pale green dye and wrapped in similarly-coloured leathers, and at the business end is a sizeable lump of dull iron.

pale grey cane
Appraise: The pale grey cane is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a priest's cane. It is a short length of wood, which curls at one end into a gentle circular hook. It has been painted a pale grey colour, and decorated with abstract geometric designs.

pale yellow baton
Appraise: The pale yellow baton is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace
Desription: This is a short wooden baton, the length of which is covered with wispy and disconnected religious etchings. While the baton itself has been painted a pale yellow colour, the etchings have been made to stand out with a richer yellow hue.

pure white baton
Appraise: The pure white baton is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: TThis is a short wooden baton, the length of which is covered with gentle, swirling religious etchings. While the baton itself has been painted a purest white, the etchings have been made to stand out with a subtle silver hue.

purple baton
Appraise: The purple baton is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a short wooden baton, the length of which is covered with harsh, scrawled religious etchings. While the baton itself has been painted a purple colour, the etchings have been made to stand out with a rich golden hue.

Raven topped rosewood cane
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red mace
Appraise: The red mace is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a hefty mace. Its wooden shaft has been stained with a red ink and wrapped in similarly-coloured leathers, and at the business end is a sizeable lump of dull iron.

retribution
Appraise: Retribution is about two and a half feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: Of all the magical weapons feared by evil-doers, Retribution usually comes near the top of the list. A massive mace that would pack a considerable punch for an ordinary weapon, it has been imbued with an ancient sentience that is committed to the eradication of evil.

ribboned baton
Appraise: The ribboned baton is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a short wooden baton, the length of which is covered with simple religious etchings and colourful ribbons. Where the etchings can be seen through the ribbons, they are simple, yet engraved with flair.

Scorpion topped teak cane
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serrated baton
Appraise: The serrated baton is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a short wooden baton, the length of which is covered with spikey, angry-looking religious etchings. The baton has been dyed black, and has small notches carved along its length to give it the look and feel of a crude hand saw.

short steel baton
Appraise: The short steel baton is about a foot long and an inch wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a short baton made of quality klatchian steel. A perfect cylinder its entire length, save for ridges near one end for a grip, it certainly isn't the most elegant of weapons, however it should do nicely to put some dents in someone's head at close quarters.

Shuang chui
Appraise: The shuang chui is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: Similar to the chui, the shuang chui is one of a set of double hammers. With a handle made of smooth wood, the end of the shuang is tipped with a gourd-shaped gold-plated iron ball. The difference between the shuang and the regular chui is that this weapon has a sharp metal spike which protrudes from the end of the gourd.

sledgehammer
Appraise: The sledgehammer is about four feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a long piece of hefty wood with a big lump of metal stuck on the end.

smith's hammer
Appraise: The smith's hammer is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is the sort of hammer that a smith uses to beat up pieces of very hot metal. It's a large squared off lump of metal on the end of a solid length of wood about a foot long.

spiked club
Appraise: The spiked club is about four feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a great length of wood, carved to let you get a good swing at someone with it. As if that wasn't bad enough,someone then went and hammered lots of nasty metal spikes into it.

stone hammer
Appraise: The stone hammer is about two feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This stone hammer is quite a weapon. Its sturdy handle is roughly two feet long, and the head is quite heavy. On the head is engraved the sigil of Coojibubu. Feeling the heft and balance of this mighty hammer, you have a strong feeling that it could easily SMASH its way through things that look fairly solid but might have something valuable inside. You know you could also cause some serious hurt to your enemies with a mighty MEGATHWOK.

tetsubo
Appraise: The tetsubo is about four and a half feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This tetsubo is a huge club which has been made entirely of steel. The end of the weapon widens considerably and has been covered thickly with sharp metal spikes. In the right hands, or even in the wrong hands for that matter, this weapon looks as if it could do a fair bit of damage.

tree frog topped mahogany cane
Appraise: The tree frog topped mahogany cane is about three feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This elegant cane is topped with a silver tree frog, its eyes picked out in tiny amethysts. The cane itself has been carved from mahogany and polished to a high shine while the base is capped in silver for extra protection. Quite a hefty cane, it looks equally good for both strolling along the city streets and bashing heads in.

two-handed black shafted mace
Appraise: The two-handed black shafted mace is about three feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This two-handed mace is about three feet long and is made of blackened Klatchian steel. It has rather large pyramidal spikes at the tip and a leather wrapped handle. It features brass decorations along its shaft.

two-handed war hammer
Appraise: The two-handed war hammer is about two and a half feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This sturdy two-handed hammer is a little under three feet long. The blackened klatchian steel haft is hexagonal for much of its length though rounded and roughened near the base to provide a sure grip. At the tip are a square striking head and a curved spike for stabbing through armour.

Uberwaldean iron mace
Appraise: The Uberwaldean iron mace is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace
Desription: A roughly nine-inch-long shaft with an embossed metal stud at the end, this is a simple if ornate Uberwaldean iron mace, designed to be used against anyone stupid enough to get into range. The shaft is endorsed with a bit of engravings and a tiny excuse for a block that wouldn't stop anything heavier than a kitchen knife, probably because some weaponsmith more used to forging swords thought that any decent weapon must have a block, useful or not. Most useful, obviously, against unarmoured opponents, it does seem pack quite a punch against people who like heavy metal as well

violet mace
Appraise: The violet mace is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a hefty mace. Its wooden shaft has been stained with a violet ink and wrapped in similarly-coloured leathers, and at the business end is a sizeable lump of dull iron.

Viper topped oak cane
Appraise: The viper topped oak cane is about three feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This elegant cane is topped with a silver viper, its eyes picked out in tiny golden agates. The cane itself has been carved from oak and polished to a high shine while the base is capped in silver for extra protection. Quite a hefty cane, it looks equally good for both strolling along the city streets and bashing heads in.

walking stick
Appraise: The walking stick is about three feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a walking stick used by old men for walking around and hitting innocent young men. It is brown and made of hard oak.

war hammer
Appraise: The war hammer is about two feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This sturdy hammer is about two feet long. It is made of klatchian steel with a black leather grip. The head is rounded on one side and features a vicious spike on the other.

white cane
Appraise: The white cane is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a priest's cane. It is a short length of wood, which curls at one end into a gentle circular hook. It has been painted a plain white, and decorated with swirling geometric designs

wooden baton
Appraise: The wooden baton is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a short wooden baton, the length of which is covered with abstract and varied religious etchings. While the baton itself has been left uncoloured, settling instead for a smooth glossy varnish, the etchings have been made to stand out with a plain red hue.

wooden cane
Appraise: The wooden cane is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is a priest's cane. It is a short length of wood, which curls at one end into a gentle circular hook. It is unpainted and left totally bare of any decoration, but has given a smooth finish.

wooden cosh
Appraise: The wooden cosh is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This wooden cosh is a solid piece of wood about six inches long. It is used for bashing people over the head

wooden mallet
Appraise: The wooden mallet is about a foot long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This is the sort of mallet that is used for general purposes. It's a large squared off lump of wood on the end of a solid length of wood about a foot long.

yellow duster
Appraise: The yellow duster is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: This small, square, yellow piece of material could be used to clear dust from surfaces.

Flail

black iron flail
Appraise: The black iron flail is about three feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type flail.
Desription: This black iron flail features a foot long handle, corrugated at the base for easier gripping in damage-inducing endeavors. At the other end is an iron hoop linking the handle to a single ball via a thick chain. Spikes fully two inches long protrude from the ball, set at 60 degree angles from each other for maximum carnage.

Borogravian war flail
Appraise: The Borogravian war flail is about a foot long and an inch wide. It is made of iron and wood and could be used as a weapon of type flail.
Desription: A roughly eight-inch wooden stick to which a four-inch metal stick has been attached with a single chain link, this is a simple but efficient flail. Cheap to produce and easy to use, it makes an excellent one-handed footman's weapon in an army where expenses is an issue. Basically, hit the other guy with the metal end of it and hope his helmet doesn't absorb the blow.

flying sickle
Appraise: The flying sickle is about five feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type flail.
Desription: This weapon is much like a normal sickle, although slightly larger than usual and polished to a shine not usually seen on common tools. However, the handle and the blade can separate to the length of a light metal chain that connects them, allowing the wielder to strike anyone within a longer reach than that afforded by more conventional weapons. The uninitiated would find it very difficult indeed to control, but in the hands of a skilled user it would be most formidable.

golden dragon nunchaku
Appraise: The golden dragon nunchaku is about a foot and a half long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and steel and could be used as a weapon of type flail.
Desription: This is a nunchaku, a pair of wooden batons attached by a length of steel chain. It is a difficult weapon to wield, but is fearsome in the right hands. Of course, in the wrong hands, it tends to hit its wielder around the head a lot. The handles on this pair have been made of blackened hardwood and a number of sleek golden dragons twist around the upper half of their lengths.

golden sickle
Appraise: The golden sickle is about three feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type flail.
Desription: Despite its appearance, the material of this sickle is much too light and strong to be gold. The sickle's design is similarly unusual, with a light chain connecting the blade and the handle allowing it to be used at long range. It could also be used in a more conventional fashion, with its balance and edge making it a more than adequate weapon.

morning star
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silver dragon nunchaku
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silver flail
Appraise: The silver flail is about five feet long and four inches wide. It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type flail.
Desription: This weapon is comprised of a hefty shaft of wood, one end of which is connected via chains to three large and polished silver balls. The other end of the shaft is wrapped in strips of leather to allow its wielder to better grip onto it.

small morning star
Appraise: The small morning star is about a foot long and four inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type flail.
Desription: This simple and yet complex flail comprises an eight-inch metal staff to which is attached a similar length metal chain at the end of which dangles a heavy, spiked iron ball. The intent is to land a rather painful blow from safe distance, swinging the ball around to take advantage of inertia and impact force and piercing armour. It is a smaller version of the horseman's model and does considerable damage when wielded by a competent footman.

Sto Helit morning star
Appraise: The Sto Helit morning star is about a foot and a half long and four inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type flail.
Desription: This simple and yet complex flail comprises a fifteen-inch metal staff to which is attached a similar length metal chain at the end of which dangles a heavy, spiked iron ball. The intent is to land a rather painful blow from safe distance, swinging the ball around to take advantage of inertia and impact force and piercing armour. The morning star is mostly a horseman's weapon but can also do considerable damage when wielded by a competent footman.

triple-chained war flail
Appraise: The triple-chained war flail is about five feet long and four inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type flail.
Desription: This somewhat complex flail comprises a five-foot metal staff to which are attached no fewer than three metal chains of similar length at the end of which dangle three square pieces of iron, each with a little spike in the centre. The intent is to entangle the opponent's sword or to swing the spikes around to take advantage of inertia and impact when landing a mauling blow. A footman's weapon, it is most efficient against those who fight with little or no armour as the spikes aren't quite powerful enough to pierce plate.

threshing flail
Appraise: The threshing flail is about six feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type flail.
Desription: This is a long, wooden stick, designed to be held with both hands and smashed into the ground. Many hands have used it, polishing it to a smooth gleam. From one end hangs the swipe, a shorter, fatter wooden pole, which swings free from an iron loop. Farm workers would use this to strip valuable grain from mostly useless chaff. You could probably use it to beat somebody around the head if you want.

triple-chained war flail
Appraise: The triple-chained war flail is about five feet long and four inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type flail.
Desription: This somewhat complex flail comprises a five-foot metal staff to which are attached no fewer than three metal chains of similar length at the end of which dangle three square pieces of iron, each with a little spike in the centre. The intent is to entangle the opponent's sword or to swing the spikes around to take advantage of inertia and impact when landing a mauling blow. A footman's weapon, it is most efficient against those who fight with little or no armour as the spikes aren't quite powerful enough to pierce plate.

war flail
Appraise: -
Desription: -

wooden flail
Appraise: The brown flail is about five feet long and four inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type flail
Desription: This weapon comprised of a hefty shaft of wood, one end of which is connected via chains to three large and rusting iron balls. The other end of the shaft is wrapped in strips of leather to allow its wielder to better grip onto it

wooden nunchaku
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Desription: -

Polearm

antique spear
Appraise: The antique spear is about five and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a short spear with an oaken shaft and a steel tip. It is fairly heavy and not balanced for throwing. Around he shaft runs a strip of red silk. Engraved on the tip are the letters "RAMCWW".

aquamarine rod
Appraise: The aquamarine rod is about four feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This rod has been made of sturdy wood and painted aquamarine. It has an strange air of nautical piety about it, but is otherwise unremarkable.

black lacquered staff
Appraise: The black lacquered staff is about three feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: Spidery silver runes twine and spiral along the length of this black lacquered staff, lending it an air of arcane mystery, at least to the casual observer. The more experienced will recognize the runes to have been picked at random from Doctor Cwenneron's Book of Completely Useless Signs, Sigils, and Symbols. The heels are plain cylindrical caps of pure silver, adding an air of style to the essentially pedestrian task of walking about, or indeed the essentially less pedestrian task of death and mayhem.

blackened iron staff
Appraise: -
Desription: -

blue lacquered staff
Appraise: The blue lacquered staff is about seven feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: The length of this staff has been finished with a rich blue lacquer, whose tones vary from a glimmering turquoise down to a rich, deep azure. At the top of the staff, an oversized copper fishing hook has been fixed. While the staff is obviously impractical for actually catching any fish with, the hook nevertheless has a viciously sharp point.

bo
Appraise: The bo is about six feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This long staff has been stained a deep red colour and is tapered toward the ends. Mostly used for thrusting and striking techniques, this bo is about six feet long, quite heavy, and extremely well-balanced. Both hands are required to manoeuvre the pole in combat, making it an extremely effective weapon.

bone trident
Appraise: The bone trident is about five feet long and about a foot and a half wide. It is made of bone and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This dangerous weapon looks like a spear with three extremely sharp prongs at one end. It's made entirely out of bone and is probably good for killing fish, or persons for that matter.

broomstick
Appraise: The broomstick is about five feet long and an inch wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is an ordinary sweeping implement that consists of a long handle to which a brush of twigs is attached. You may be able to use it to fly, but only under certain conditions. You must be well practised in things witchy, and you must possess the wondrous, mysterious, and womanly talent called headology.

copper spear
Appraise: The copper spear is about six feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and copper and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a Djelian long spear. Its shaft is made of wood and it has a copper tip to it.

crooked staff
Appraise: The crooked staff is about six and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a long crooked staff which a shepherd would use. It looks fairly hefty.

goatherd's crook
Appraise: The goatherd's crook is about six feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: A pole with a metal hook on the end and a sharp spike on the other, it looks like someone has taken the general concept of herding sheep and adapted it to more recalcitrant animals, while also including the means to slaughter the creature.

halberd
Appraise: The halberd is about six and a half feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This weapon is what you get when someone thinks that a spear isn't impressive enough, and an axe wasn't long enough, and so decides to combine the two. It's about six feet long, and has a wickedly sharp point and axe-like head.

halberdic spear
Appraise: The halberdic spear is about six and a half feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This halberdic spear has the design of a halberd and the shape of a spear, with the functionality of both. The long blackened wood handle has a thin blade attached to the end, sharp on both sides but also featuring a sharp point and the profile of a spear head. Ideal for impaling pigs, even the heavily armoured ones, this is the weapon of a true hunter.

javelin
Appraise: The javelin is about four feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a javelin. It is like a spear only somewhat shorter. It is a favourite weapon of the Ephebian soldiery.

jet black rod
Appraise: The jet black rod is about four feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This rod has been made of sturdy wood and painted jet black. It has an indescribable air of pious malice about it, but is otherwise unremarkable.

jo
Appraise: The jo is about four and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: An ancient legend passed down through the generations has illustrated that the expensive and dreaded sword can be beaten by a simple stick. This, my friends, would be that stick. A medium sized staff, the jo is long enough that although wielding two at once is not a viable option, it provides just the right amount of leverage to leave its target with a good bruising.

knight's halberd
Appraise: The knight's halberd is about six and a half feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This knights' halberd has a long rectangular wooden shaft secured with nails to an iron head. The head itself features a thin blade on one side with a vicious spike curving downward on the other side. On the tip is a oblong spear point, ready to impale anything that the blade and spike miss.

leather-bound spear
Appraise: The leather-bound spear is about fourteen and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a rough and sternly practical spear, carved out of some dark, fine-grained wood. It's the sort of thing you could imagine a dark-skinned man with few clothes and a heavy scowl planting in the ground beside him as he returned after a day's hunt. Long and unadorned, it is bound with strips of leather at convenient points for grip, and the sole concession to modern technology is that the head is made of barbed iron rather than stone or wood.

lian
Appraise: The lian is about six feet long and four inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: A pole weapon, this deadly looking farm tool has an extremely sharp one-sided blade on one end which curves downward sharply. It looks to be extremely proficient at .. harvesting.

long wooden javelin
Appraise: The long wooden javelin is about three feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This very long wooden javelin is superbly balanced. The shaft is a long smooth piece of light but strong wood. Its tip is sharpened to an exquisitely pointy tip, and could do some decent damage.

marble sceptre
Appraise: The marble sceptre is about seven feet long and three inches wide. It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This remarkably weighty sceptre is not your usual gaudy jewel-encrusted monstrosity. Its shaft is simply a staff of solid oak, and its orb is a skull-crushingly heavy sphere of marble, all swirling greys and smoothed to perfection. About a foot's length of shaft beneath the orb has been meticulously wrapped with red tape, adding a splash of colour to an otherwise sombre affair.

nagamaki
Appraise: -
Desription: -

nondescript fishing pole
Appraise: The nondescript fishing pole is about five and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of bamboo and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a long, thin pole, suitable for fishing with. It looks suitably rustic, as if made by some person or other's Own Two Hands.

old farming scythe
Appraise: The old farming scythe is about five feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: The scythe is made of a very old knotty piece of wood. It looks fairly solid and quite light, and still has some sharpness on the blade. However, it does look a little brittle.

old staff
Appraise: The old staff is about four feet long and four inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This staff is made of a very fine-grained gnarled wood. It looks fairly hefty.

ploughshare
Appraise: The ploughshare is about five feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a simple wooden farm tool, not much of a weapon.

pollax
Appraise: The pollax is about five feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This long pollax has a thick ash handle over five feet in length. It features a steel head with a spike on the top and on one of the sides, and a four-pronged hammer head on the other side. The base of the handle is also tipped in steel, for added bashing options.

pure white rod
Appraise: The pure white rod is about four feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This rod has been made of sturdy wood and painted pure white. It has a vague air of pious benevolence about it, but is otherwise unremarkable.

rake
Appraise: The rake is about three and a half feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: A simple wooden rake with metal prongs, used by gardeners to keep gravel paths smooth and even.

red staff
Appraise: The red staff is about seven feet long and three inches wide. It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: The staff is a smooth piece of a red wood, about seven feet long. About a third of the way from one end, the staff is covered around with a cross-hatch pattern for about a foot of its length.

scythe
Appraise: The scythe is about five feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: The scythe can not possibly be sharpened any more, as it is beyond the human capacity to believe that it is this sharp in the first place. Maybe a hand of one of the many Gods about the place could get it sharper, but then such a deity would have a problem.

shovel
Appraise: The shovel is about three feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a heavy duty mining shovel, ideal for clearing debris.

sode-garami
Appraise: The sode-garami is about six feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: Also known as a 'sleeve entangler', the sode-garami pole-arm is not a weapon for the faint of heart. Hand-forged claw-like spikes protrude from the head of the spear, while tens of quarter-inch razor-sharp iron spikes line up down the shaft. The wooden handle extends approximately five feet and makes the sode-garami an excellent weapon with which to hold your foes at bay.

soil-encrusted pitchfork
Appraise: The soil-encrusted pitchfork is about five feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This pitchfork has sharp, soil-encrusted tines. I hope you've had your tetanus shots.

spear
Appraise: The spear is about five and a half feet long and four inches wide. It is made of wood and steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a long spear. It looks quite sharp and could cause considerable damage in the right hands.

speckled grey staff
Appraise: The speckled grey staff is about seven feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This rather unusual staff has been painted a very pale grey, with flecks of slightly darker grey paint speckled along its length. At its top, three heavy brass rings have been set through the centre of the shaft, so that they clank against it and each other as the staff moves. A strange emblem, with metalwork vaguely resembling cloud formations, crowns the deal, giving it a suitably mystical air.

spiked black pole
Appraise: The spiked black pole is about seven feet long and three inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: As poles go, this one is pretty threatening. Its blackened metal length is adorned with painful-looking ridges, making it difficult to hold comfortably. Above a modest circlet of iron spikes, the pole is topped by a seven-sided emblem, each point of which is decorated with a finely-metalworked hand and a far cruder metal point, jutting away from the centre of the sigil.

steel naginata
Appraise: The steel naginata is about seven feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: The steel handle on this weapon extends to a massive length of seven feet. One end, extending past the polished handle grip, has been tipped with a long blade of finely crafted steel. The joint where the blade meets the handle is ringed with gold.

tachibo (with blade)
Appraise: The tachibo is about three and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a long wooden polearm bound up with strips of cloth wrapped around the shaft. At either end bare wood protrudes out of the bindings providing two excellent striking surfaces. This weapon is well balanced and is surprisingly heavy for its size. There is a prominent button close to the end of the cloth at one end.

tasseled staff
Appraise: The tasseled staff is about seven feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This rather cheery priest's staff is something of a colourful affair. Although the plain wooden shaft is not particularly noteworthy, a majestic bronze emblem gleams from atop of it, with several silk tassels, each dyed a different vibrant colour, dangling from its extremities.

Tsorteanspear
Appraise: The Tsortean spear is about five and a half feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a Tsortean long spear. Its shaft is made of wood and it has a wickedly sharp metal tip on it.

unsharpened spear
Appraise: The unsharpened spear is about two feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: Calling this a short spear is certainly not a misnomer, the thin shaft is barely two feet long and looks fragile. Attached to the end is a fire hardened, but unsharpened head. It could possibly be used as a weapon, but would possibly be more effective as firewood.

werewolf hobby horse
Appraise: The werewolf hobby horse is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a child's hobby horse. It is a long staff of wood with a carved wooden head in the shape of a wolf's face and muzzle. There are dark stones set in the eye sockets and the head has been painted in greys. Children generally hold the staff part between their legs and hobble about on it pretending like they are riding a werewolf. You could probably hold it.

wooden hoe
Appraise: The wooden hoe is about six feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a standard garden hoe with a pointy end.

wooden naginata
Appraise: -
Desription: -

wooden pitchfork
Appraise: The wooden pitchfork is about five feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This pitchfork has sharp, wooden tines. I hope you've had your tetanus shots.

wooden rod
Appraise: The wooden rod is about four feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This rod has been made of sturdy wood and given a smooth, shiny finish. It has an odd air of generic piety about it, but is otherwise unremarkable.

wooden spear
Appraise: The wooden spear is about five feet long and four inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This oddly-crafted wooden spear has no spearhead; or rather, the spearhead is made out of a natural bulge in the end of the shaft, sharpened to a wincingly sharp point. It seems strange that this is a spear made entirely of wood.

wooden staff
Appraise: The wooden staff is about five feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This is a long wooden pole. It looks like it could be used to hit people with, to great effect, or, were you less violent, just for helping you pick your way through difficult paths. Have fun, whatever you do with it.

yellow rod
Appraise: The yellow rod is about four feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Desription: This rod has been made of sturdy wood and painted yellow. It has a peculiar air of pious stylishness about it, but is otherwise unremarkable.

Misc

barbed quill
Appraise: The barbed quill is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of bone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: Wicked-looking barbs jut from the shaft of this long quill, placed just right to pierce the user's hand. The nib is wickedly sharp, and the three inches of feather remaining at the top are a bright, bloody scarlet.

bell
Appraise: The bell is four inches long and three inches wide. It is made of brass and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: A blow from this large bell would be painful.

black leather whip
Appraise: The black leather whip is about a foot long and three inches wide. It is made of leather and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is an evil looking whip with a frayed end. It would go well with certain other black leather clothing.

black umbrella
Appraise: The black umbrella is about two and a half feet long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: A thick black circle of oiled cloth has been mounted on a steel frame. The handle is silver, and curves around for extra grip in blustery weather. It would provide at least some protection from the elements when open, but could also be used to bash someone around the head if so desired.

Borogravian bread stick
Appraise: The Borogravian bread stick is three inches long and three inches wide. It is made of bread and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a loaf of dwarf bread, baked in the style popular in Borogravia. It is about the thickness of your wrist all along its four foot length, similar to a thick, short staff. Like most dwarf breads, it's nigh on impossible to eat, but brilliant for use in skull percussion. It looks thin enough to be chopped in half.

broken bottle
Appraise: The broken bottle is about six inches long and four inches wide. It is made of glass and could be used as a weapon of type misc
Desription: This is nothing more than an old bottle with the bottom smashed off it, allowing a snug grip of the neck as a handle. Although not as mighty as most weapons, and certainly not as impressive, the broken bottle is a favourite for drunken brawls.

close combat muffin
Appraise: The combat muffin is three inches long and three inches wide. It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: Designed by dwarfish bakers to be both a potent close combat weapon and to be vaguely edible this muffin looks like it is incredibly light on the tastebuds despite being as hefty as a bowling ball. Of course, if you value your teeth you shouldn't attempt to eat this.

crayon
Appraise: he bold orange crayon is four inches long and an inch wide. It is bold orange and is made of soap and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a blunt looking bold orange crayon made from soap. You could probably write on people with it.

dark shuriken
Appraise: -
Desription: -

Dictionary of Cussing
Appraise: Dictionary of Cussing is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide. It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type misc
Desription: This dictionary's purpose seems to be to teach you how to launch a devastating attack against another person's ego and ears. You doubt its effectiveness though

docker's hook
Appraise: The docker's hook is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: A docker's hook, usually used to help pick up things, but also quite an effective weapon. The hook itself has a very sharp point and would be extremely painful if it were to hit you at a great speed. The shaft of it is smooth from years of constant handling.

double handed sickle
Appraise: The double handed sickle is about four feet long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a large and vicious looking sickle. It has a solid looking wooden handle, from which extends a curved blade of serrated steel. The wooden handle is as long as a man's arm. The blade is roughly the same, but the curving of the metal makes precise measurements difficult. All in all, a fearsome looking weapon.

dwarf cake
Appraise: The dwarf cake is four inches long and four inches wide. It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a dwarf cake, a cousin of the more famous dwarf breads. It looks very much like a small, thick mill stone the colour of freshly cut pink granite. It is probably a little more edible than the traditional bread, but that isn't saying much. After all most things are more edible than dwarf bread. Like your own foot, or raw tree.

family sized magrat
Appraise: The family sized Magrat loaf is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: Originating from Lancre, this large flat loaf was named after the baggy trousers infamously worn by one of the Lancre Coven. It is a large loaf designed for families. What families are meant to do with a loaf this hard is uncertain; possibly break up large rocks or construct a wall.

flatiron
Appraise: The flatiron is about a foot long and about six inches wide. It is made of metal and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is one of those really hefty, old-fashioned irons that's left by the fire for about three days until it's hot enough to press clothing.

glass top hatpin
Appraise: The glass top hatpin is about nine inches long and an inch wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type misc
Desription: The long, sharp hatpin is adorned with a simple golden faceted tear drop shaped glass at the top.

heavy-duty needle
Appraise: The heavy-duty needle is a couple of inches long and not very wide. It is made of metal and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a heavy-duty needle. The sharp, three-cornered knife edge that forms its point suggests that it would be good for sewing thick materials, but probably wouldn't work as well on normal clothes.

holy water-soaked whip
Appraise: The holy water-soaked whip is about six and a half feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of leather and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: Now this seems awfully strange. Looking at this piece of equipment - which, as a whip, by its very nature is sadistic and cruel - it's difficult not to wonder why a good and holy priest would allow one to be soaked in his holy water. Never mind that it's for vampire eradication, it still doesn't seem probable. The fact that you can see C.M.O.T.D. stamped on the plaited leather handle doesn't bode well for the thing's authenticity, either.

iron chain
Appraise: The iron chain is about two feet long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a heavy iron chain with thick links about two feet long in all.

kami hari
Appraise: -
Desription: -

lancre mint cake
Appraise: The Lancre mint cake is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: The Lancre mint cake is designed to be useful for mountain travellers who may need to occasionally beat trolls to death. It also can be swung around the head on the end of the piece of string to either produce a strange droning noise, which will either attract rescuers or more trolls, or mild concussion [and more trolls]. Of course, if you ever tried to eat it a good dentist would be a necessity.

leather whip
Appraise: The leather whip is about a foot long and an inch wide. It is made of leather and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: The 6 foot length of the whip is made up of soft flexible leather wrapped around a hard leather core, the end has a smaller piece of leather attached. The flexible bits allow it to be snapped and cracked with pleasure and finesse.

meteor
Appraise: The meteor is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a small lump of rock. Next time you feel like being annoying, simply hit yourself with it and save the gods a job.

metal chopsticks
Appraise: The pair of metal chopsticks is about nine inches long and an inch wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: A pair of metal chopsticks. They're more for decoration than anything, as you wouldn't really want to eat with them. In fact you can almost hear your mother's voice saying 'You'll put someone's eye out with that!' as you look at them.

moose antler
Appraise: The moose antler is about four feet long and about a foot and a half wide. It is made of bone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: Large, long and heavy, the moose antler is, well, large, long and heavy. But on top of that, it's furry, pointy and looks like you could give someone a good thumping with it. And it looks like some of those proddy bits on the antler are a bit pointy, too. The antler is pretty hairy, and dark brown in colour.

multi-gravel loaf
Appraise: -
Desription: -

plank with a nail in it
Appraise: The plank with a nail init is about a foot long and four inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is an old oak plank, with a nail init. Suitable for bashing things with.

pruning shears
Appraise: The pair of pruning shears is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a pair of small, but vicious looking, pruning shears of the type used by perfectionist gardeners to clip just that straw of grass leaning the wrong way or the single leaf on a bush that disturbs the symmetry.

quill
Appraise: The quill is about six inches long and an inch wide. It is made of feather and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a nice, long, feathery quill. You could write on things with it.

riding crop
Appraise: The riding crop is about a foot and a half long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of leather and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: Short length of leather-wrapped cane is used by horsemen. It isn't very effective as a weapon, but it's traditional.

rune-covered sickle
Appraise: The rune-covered sickle is about four feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: A vicious, crescent-shaped sickle of immense proportions. It looks like someone started with a farming scythe then got rid of any parts of it that couldn't directly be used to kill and maim. The handle of the sickle is covered in numerous runes and eldritch sigils. The blade oozes a greasy substance somewhat similar to green oil. Something suggests that this sickle was never designed with gathering mistletoe under the full moon in mind.

sensu fan
Appraise: The senssu fan is about a foot long and about nine inches wide. It is made of cloth and bone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: Although this fan looks all the world to be nothing more than a beautiful folding fan, when it is opened it becomes obvious that there is more to it than mere good taste. Solid, thick ridges of sharp bone fortify the cloth covering, and sharp shards can just be seen fanning out at multiple angles from its axis.

sharp scissors
Appraise: The pair of sharp scissors is about six inches long and an inch wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a pair of long, sharp kitchen scissors that have a leather grip on the holding end and two long, vicious looking slashing blades on the business end.

sharpened sai
Appraise: The sharpened sai is about nine inches long and an inch wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: Constructed by attaching three prongs to a hilt, this sai has three thin blades which have each been sharpened to vicious-looking points. The middle blade is considerably longer than the other two and looks perfect for skewering.

sickle
Appraise: The sickle is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This weapon is curved so much that the handle and the sharp point of the blade are pointing in the same direction. Its balance and edge indicate that it was not made for use as a simple farm tool. The blade is highly polished, almost shiny enough to use as a makeshift mirror.

silver sickle
Appraise: The silver sickle is about a foot long and four inches wide. It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a sickle with a crescent shaped blade cast from silver.

silver trident
Appraise: The silver trident is about two feet long and three inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a fancy looking trident. Three pronged, it would look impressive grasped by any sea deity or mereman. However it may be an ideal example of the adage "all that glitters is not gold", as it is more likely to be made from tinfoil-covered wood than silver.

sleek throwing loaf
Appraise: The sleek throwing loaf is three inches long and three inches wide. It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: Calling this sleek should probably result in a visit from Mr Slant based on the fact it is about as sleek as a cow pat, an object which it very much resembles. It would probably still make a very serviceable long distance weapon however.

slim ash stake
Appraise: The slim ash stake is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a small slim stake made of ash and smoothed to a fine grain. It could be useful if you're in a tight corner and have to do some quick close-quarters fighting.

small silver needle
Appraise: The small silver needle is a couple of inches long and not very wide. It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a small, pointy silver needle. It could probably be used to mend clothes.

Uberwaldean iron mace
Appraise: The Uberwaldean iron mace is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.
Desription: A roughly nine-inch-long shaft with an embossed metal stud at the end, this is a simple if ornate Uberwaldean iron mace, designed to be used against anyone stupid enough to get into range. The shaft is endorsed with a bit of engravings and a tiny excuse for a block that wouldn't stop anything heavier than a kitchen knife, probably because some weaponsmith more used to forging swords thought that any decent weapon must have a block, useful or not. Most useful, obviously, against unarmoured opponents, it does seem pack quite a punch against people who like heavy metal as well.

ukulele of pain
Appraise: The ukulele of pain is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This ukulele looks more like a fat wooden-bat with strings, than an instrument. It seems to be an object of destruction that has been mended several times. It does look painful.

ventriloquist's dummy
Appraise: The ventriloquist's dummy is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a large wooden dummy with a slot in the back. Its face has been painted with two rosy red cheeks. Its mouth is loose and worked via a lever inside the dummy. You'd need to insert your hand up... er.. the dummy, to be able to 'make' the dummy say anything, though.

wild boar tusk
Appraise: The wild boar tusk is about a foot long and three inches wide. It is made of bone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This curved tusk comes from a wild boar. Perhaps you can use it to defend yourself.

wirecutters
Appraise: The pair of wirecutters is about six inches long and three inches wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This is a pair of wirecutters. They look pretty strong and, surprisingly enough, perfect for cutting wires with.

worm sword
Appraise: The Worm Sword is about four feet long and about six inches wide. It is made of earthworm and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This isn't so much a sword - it's more of a large pink earthworm with a hilt.

yellow duster
Appraise: The yellow duster is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Desription: This small, square, yellow piece of material could be used to clear dust from surfaces.

Inhuming Weapons

crossbow
Appraise: The crossbow is about two feet long and about nine inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a fired weapon.
Desription: An original Burleigh & Stronginthearm "Viper" Mk 3, famed weapon of little people everywhere. Rather large in size, the crossbow is indicative of the fine craftsmanship displayed by all Burleigh & Stronginthearm products. It bears a logo down the side of the stock, 'Viper, Mk 3. Kills people, but leaves buildings standing.'

hand crossbow
Appraise: The hand crossbow is about a foot long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a fired weapon.
Desription: The hand crossbow is a small, easily concealed version of its more common brother.

ivory blowpipe
Appraise: The ivory blowpipe is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of ivory and could be used as a fired weapon.
Desription: TThe blowpipe is about a foot in length, and is cunningly carved from a piece of ivory to look like a snake. It looks to be of the type that the fabled Assassins' brotherhood of the Orohai Peninsula used.

no. 5 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 5 throwing knife is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 5 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 6 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 6 throwing knife is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 6 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 7 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 7 throwing knife is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 7 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 8 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 8 throwing knife is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 8 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 9 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 9 throwing knife is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 9 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 10 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 10 throwing knife is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 10 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

no. 12 throwing knife
Appraise: The no. 12 throwing knife is about a foot long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of Klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.
Description: This is an assassin's throwing knife. It is a number 12 knife and is made of Klatchian steel. It is very thin and extremely sharp. The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

piano wire
Appraise: The piano wire is about three and a half feet long and an inch wide. It is made of copper and looks like you could hold it.
Description: This wire is thin and tends to curl up at the slightest excuse. It is made from a copper alloy and makes a musical 'twang' whenever someone attempts to straighten it out. Clearly, somewhere, a piano is played with only eighty-seven keys.

practice blowpipe
Appraise: The practice blowpipe is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a fired weapon.
Description: A short, wooden blowpipe which is far too unstylish for use in the real world. It looks like it would be good to practise with.

silver blowpipe
Appraise: The silver blowpipe is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of silver and could be used as a fired weapon.
Description: Custom-made for the Ankh-Morpork branch of the Assassins' Guild by some of the best metal working dwarfs in the business. It features exquisite balance and unique finger molds for ease of aim. Definitely a professional's tool.

throwing spike
Appraise: The throwing spike is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it. It can hold about nothing.
Description: A narrow black metal spike that tapers to a wickedly sharp point at one end. Grooves have been carved along the length near the tip, with the idea that any liquid you dip the spike in will be held on the spike.

wooden blowpipe
Appraise: The wooden blowpipe is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a fired weapon.
Description: The wooden blowpipe is about six inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a fired weapon.

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