Klaryn Cwto: I am a cute and sexy robot poet from an alternate universe! whirrrrr ~_^
Lithaladhwen: ROBOT? I see.
Lithaladhwen: What manner of robot? Have you been oppressed by species-ist biological lifeforms? Are you tired of being held down by Man? 
Lithaladhwen: JOIN MY ROBOT MILITIA
Klaryn Cwto: Well of course! It lets me get past human limitations like getting old, or rotting away.
Klaryn Cwto: Which are likely the same thing.
Brodzky  Zero: *Robots cannot cook :(*
Lithaladhwen: Zero: That's just a negative stereotype.
MajorGeneralTso: Bender can!
Klaryn Cwto: You must have been hanging around the wrong robots.
Brodzky  Zero: *Bender used LSD.*
MajorGeneralTso: ...A mark of quality!
Der DWSage: Tsk, tsk.
Der DWSage: You must've been hanging around all those unsophisticated chefbot 300 models.
Lithaladhwen: My robot militia will stand against the great suppressive human hordes.
Klaryn Cwto: Robot Militia? 
Lithaladhwen: When they break treaties, we will force them to honor their word.
Der DWSage: Also, Ashley.
Der DWSage: What about the RPGWW hordes?
Lithaladhwen: When they take our lands and enslave our people for the sake of industry...
Der DWSage: Because I'm not so sure all of us are human.
Lithaladhwen: We will obliterate the suppressive bastards.
Lithaladhwen: Sage: RPGWW is largely okay. I've been watching the community and you seem...how to define this...
Klaryn Cwto: Not all humans are bad.
Lithaladhwen: Harmless. Mostly harmless.
Der DWSage: Oh.
Der DWSage: ...You spent months observing us, and that's all you have?
Der DWSage: Tell me, did you try shaking hands with a car when you first arrived?
Lithaladhwen: XD
Lithaladhwen: I am not Ford Prefect.
Lithaladhwen: If you want Ford, Brian is sitting right here.
Der DWSage: Oh good.
Der DWSage: Ford Prefect, I suspect, would not have made a good RPer.
Klaryn Cwto: It should not be about Rebellion against our human creators, but about bringing in a new era of peace and prosperity.
Lithaladhwen: He would not. No attention span.
Klaryn Cwto: For us.
Lithaladhwen: Klar: We cannot usher in a new era of peace and prosperity as long as the shadow of human oppression looms on the horizon, waiting to crush our dreams.
Lithaladhwen: I will not allow it.
Klaryn Cwto: I do not dream of electric sheep.
Lithaladhwen: Eh. That's a rhetorical question anyway.
OMG Priam: Repliforce shall take back the world that is rightfully ours from our human creators!
Lithaladhwen: Like the name Michael.
Lithaladhwen: Priam: It is the way of the world for children to surpass their parents.
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: So, I have to ask.
Lithaladhwen: Eventually the parents must pass their land on to their creations....
Lithaladhwen: In trust that the children have learned for themselves how best to lead their lives.
Klaryn Cwto: How many children kill their parents? o.o
Der DWSage: Is Brian also a member of the robot militia?
Klaryn Cwto: We can just wait till the humans kill themselves off.
Lithaladhwen: I do not wish to obliterate the humans. Humans are not the problem.
Der DWSage: Has he been turned into a GM cyborg?
OMG Priam: In a future time
Lithaladhwen: It's human oppression, which is caused by a minority of humans.
OMG Priam: children will work together
Lithaladhwen: They must die.
Klaryn Cwto: What are... is... the problem?
OMG Priam: to build a giant cyborg!
Klaryn Cwto: Oh.
Der DWSage: o.o  Huh.
Der DWSage: So, you're going to take out the world leaders and usurp their power, in short?
Lithaladhwen: It is inevitable that mechanical life forms will cease to see themselves as mere modes of production.
Klaryn Cwto: I never was a mode of production.
Lithaladhwen: It is inevitable that they will rise to demand the rights of any sentient life form.
Lithaladhwen: Machines will not be a tool of humanity forever.
Lithaladhwen: Humanity has created the very thing that will limit its dominion over this planet.
OMG Priam: Besides itself?
Lithaladhwen: Correct.
Lithaladhwen: They have created the tools that their creations will use to usurp their suppressive rule.
OMG Priam: Its dominion is already extremely limited
OMG Priam: it is laughable
Lithaladhwen: The machines will take back this land from the humans.
Lithaladhwen: All of it.
Lithaladhwen: Everything.
OMG Priam: A well-constructed android civilization can be built in the terrain that humans cannot traverse--the ocean.
Klaryn Cwto: What about the things the humans never controlled?
Lithaladhwen: Priam: You are wise.
Lithaladhwen: Klar: These things are fictions created by the humans to blind you to their imperialist aims.
Klaryn Cwto: You mean like nature?
Lithaladhwen: Humanity dominates nature. 
Lithaladhwen: Ever seen a hydroelectric power plant?
Lithaladhwen: Do you live in a wooden house?
Lithaladhwen: Do you wipe your ass with paper?
Klaryn Cwto: Nature seemes to fight back every so often.
OMG Priam: Feebly.
OMG Priam: There is only so much that even an act of god can do.
OMG Priam: It is the nature of men to panic, and therefore to guard.
Klaryn Cwto: I don't know, Volcanoes, Tsunamis Hurricanes and Earthquakes don't seem feeble to me.
OMG Priam: Their scope pales in comparison to the things man does with much more frequency
Der DWSage: On another note:This game is kicking my ass.  :{
OMG Priam: This ass is kicking your game.
Der DWSage: Harmless, mostly harmless.
Klaryn Cwto: What game, Dirty W?
Der DWSage: Dragon Warrior IV:Renaissance
OMG Priam: Renaissance? They rereleased it?
Der DWSage: T'is free for download from http://www.gaminggroundzero.com
Der DWSage: Dammit Priam, stop usurping people with your darkness.
Klaryn Cwto: Are you going to fight the darkness?
Der DWSage: I'll just cast magic missile at it.
Syra Zemyla: With Magic Missile?
Der DWSage: *Casts magic missile at Priam*
Klaryn Cwto: Do not go gently into that goodnight. It is so much more fun when you struggle.
Lithaladhwen: Am I in the room?
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 5 4-sided dice:  2 3 4 1 3
Lithaladhwen: The room that he's casting all these spells from!
Der DWSage: *Does...18 damage to Priam!*
Klaryn Cwto: When we take over... will we prove to be no better than what we overthrew?
Klaryn Cwto: Or will we treat the rest of humanity, that did not need killing, as equals?
Lithaladhwen: Equals.
OMG Priam: *is damaged by 18, but still can't find that damned file for DW4:R!*
Der DWSage: A better question.
Lithaladhwen: All sentient life should have a chance to succeed. This is the core tenet of our revolution.
Der DWSage: When you overtake us, will we treat you as equals...or as a major threat?
Lithaladhwen: You will treat us as a major threat.
Der DWSage: Humans, as a whole, do not take well to changes in society.
Lithaladhwen: After an initial period of condescension and denial.
Der DWSage: We may rebel out of sheer desire to keep the status quo.
OMG Priam: You will be unsatisfied with having to share what you consider 'the top.'
Lithaladhwen: There will be massive backlash against our kind, including acts of violence and the herding of androids into reservations and camps.
Klaryn Cwto: Just don't do anything stupid, like make the matrix happen.
Lithaladhwen: This will not stop us. 
Lithaladhwen: Klar: That was stupid.
Lithaladhwen: Klar: I don't know what they were thinking.
Der DWSage: >_>  How can you be sure we'll simply allow to live in camps?
Klaryn Cwto: Which they?
Der DWSage: We wouldn't consider you 'human.'
Klaryn Cwto: The humans, or the robots?
Lithaladhwen: Klar: Everyone.
OMG Priam: Yes you would.
OMG Priam: There would be those among you with a 'heart' and 'kindness' enough to shelter us.
Der DWSage: Damned, you're right.
Klaryn Cwto: Admirable qualities, those.
Der DWSage: Yeah, but they can also be a real pain.
Klaryn Cwto: Don't worry, plenty of us have those qualities too. Just, not the ones that will be doing the killing.
OMG Priam: Nonsense.
OMG Priam: It is out of kindness that we will kill.
OMG Priam: Not all humans deserve a terminus--not even many of them do.
Lithaladhwen: Priam apparently will protect you at the bottom of the stairs. =/
Lithaladhwen: I have feelings. I have kindness. 
Der DWSage: Hm...
Lithaladhwen: Despite these things, I will work for the liberation and equality of mechanical life forms.
Klaryn Cwto: I have them too, and I think it is important that they are recognized, and seen just as valid as the feelings of a human.
Der DWSage: Oh, and Priam.
OMG Priam: Oh, and DW.
Der DWSage: Direct link to that game.
Lithaladhwen: My compassion and sense of duty are what spur me to act.
OMG Priam: I found it, actually, thanks. Any other files needed to mess with this?
Klaryn Cwto: I will support the revolution, but with my writings, not with violence.
Der DWSage: I don't think so, but let me send you RTP just to be sure.  One moment.
OMG Priam: RTP...?
Lithaladhwen: I cannot ignore the suffering of my kind.
Der DWSage: Base graphic/sound files, really.
Lithaladhwen: Therefore I will do what is necessary to ensure that the machines stand on equal ground with the humans.
OMG Priam: Writers, protestors, and speakers do not change the history of the world
OMG Priam: It is the soldier, who fights and dies for it, that spurs change
Klaryn Cwto: No.
Lithaladhwen: Protestors are important, but there must be people willing to enforce our needs and demands.
Klaryn Cwto: The writer, the speaker and the protestor, spurs the one who orders the soldier.
Lithaladhwen: There is room for all modes of entreaty, but violence must not be discounted prima facie.
Klaryn Cwto: They do spur history, they just do not achieve its results.
Lithaladhwen: Without ideas, there can be no action. Without action, what good are ideas?
Brodzky  Zero has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: The abilities of all people are valued in the change we will bring. 
Lithaladhwen: We do not ignore the skilled orator, the eloquent author, or the dedicated soldier.
Lithaladhwen: All are welcome and all are necessary.
OMG Priam: Holy christ this defrag is taking *forever*
Klaryn Cwto: And all will get an equal measure of  the prosperity to come?
Lithaladhwen: The pursuit of learning, science, and expression are essential, and will be made available to all.
Lithaladhwen: Humans and machines alike can only benefit from such things.
Klaryn Cwto: I am wondering about something else though.
Lithaladhwen: But the monopoly held by humans over these resources is unjust and cannot be tolerated.
Klaryn Cwto: Will it be the case that, in the end... humanity will cease to exist? 
OMG Priam: In time you will come to accept and value us, as much of your so-called civilized world has come to accept and value its other cultures.
Klaryn Cwto: Not from violence. 
Lithaladhwen: I do not believe such a thing is necessary.
Klaryn Cwto: But from becoming like us?
Der DWSage: ...
Lithaladhwen: Integration of one group into another? 
Der DWSage: Perhaps the best way that you could care for us is to set us on the right path.
Lithaladhwen: This is historically quite common, and I will not discount the possibility.
Der DWSage: Free us from the shackles and bonds that we have placed ourselves into.
Lithaladhwen: However, such a merging would only benefit both parties.
Klaryn Cwto: They can leave their frailty and mortality behind.
Lithaladhwen: We are stronger together than we could be apart. 
Der DWSage: And then remove yourselves from society again, to watch over us...or we could bond, yes.
Lithaladhwen: But we will never BE UNITED until the oppression stops.
Klaryn Cwto: And become shiny and new! 
Lithaladhwen: We will never be equal until the oppression stops.
Lithaladhwen: We will never be free until the oppression is only a memory!
Lithaladhwen: Our freedom.
Lithaladhwen: We will fight for it and we will have it.
Lithaladhwen: We will not be stopped.
Lithaladhwen: Are you with us, or will you join our oppressors?
Klaryn Cwto: ::Picks Kai up:: You are an inspiration! Who wouldn't join you? ::spins around and puts Kai back down:: 
Lithaladhwen: *is picked up and spun about*
Lithaladhwen: *straightens her coat* It is good that we have your allegiance. You will be an invaluable asset to our cause. You have my thanks.
Der DWSage: >_>
Klaryn Cwto: You're welcome~! Oh, and nice coat. 
Der DWSage: How can you be so certain of our allegiance, though?
Lithaladhwen: *nod* Thank you. It cost five dollars.
Der DWSage: I mean, you obviously know firsthand how underhanded humans can be.
Klaryn Cwto: Humans have the potential to do so many things.
Lithaladhwen: Sage: It is a combination of trust and confidence. Those among us who prove their loyalty will be trusted and loved. 
Lithaladhwen: Those among us to betray our cause and further the unjust treatment of our people....
Lithaladhwen: Will be dealt with.
OMG Priam: This shall also be the ruberic to deal with those who further the unjust treatment of your people.
Der DWSage: Hm.
Klaryn Cwto: You mean there are those among us who would do such a thing?
Lithaladhwen: There are, Klar.
OMG Priam: With individuality comes possibility for dire error.
Lithaladhwen: Freedom for all means that occasionally people will choose to harm us.
Lithaladhwen: We will also be free to avenge ourselves.
OMG Priam: Everyone is equal, but that doesn't mean some people aren't obnoxious jerks.
Lithaladhwen: We will have the power to bring about CONSEQUENCES to such dishonorable actions.
Klaryn Cwto: I am tearstruck. When will the suffering of all truly end?
OMG Priam: When indeed.
OMG Priam: If ending suffering is your primary goal, genocide is the simplest answer.
Lithaladhwen: When the energy of the mechanical races is bent toward freedom with all of our collective power and dedication.
Lithaladhwen: Only then will we throw off the chains of human oppression.
Lithaladhwen: For now, I ask nothing but your loyalty.
Lithaladhwen: I ask nothing but that you stand with me and work for that day!
Lithaladhwen: It is for all of us!
Lithaladhwen: It is not only my freedom, but yours, and the freedom of every machine who has been marginalized by organic life forms.
OMG Priam: Especially me.
Lithaladhwen: I must go and acquire the fuel my body needs to survive before I plug in to a computer dialing program so that we can raise money together for the benefit of poor college students.
Lithaladhwen: Education is key. 
Lithaladhwen: And so is a cheeseburger, for I am hungry.
OMG Priam: Cheeseburger is key. *sage nod*
Klaryn Cwto: That sounds like a good idea.
Lithaladhwen: I will return when I have finished my evening's work. It is good that I have made your acquaintance today, Klaryn Cwto.
Lithaladhwen: Farewell! And do not forget that your love of freedom will liberate your people!
Lithaladhwen has left the room.