EXAMPLES OF MY YEARBOOK SIGNATURES

Note that my mom kicked my ass after she read these comments.

My name is Wonder Mike and I'd like to do what I like.
Like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey,
Like a millionaire that has no money,
Like a rainy day that is not wet,
Like a gambling fiend that does not bet,
Like Dracula without his fangs,
Like a boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang,
Like going up and not coming down
Just everybody sound on sound to the beat beat you do the Freak
Come on yall start a dance called The Freak,
I'm better known as the Party-Rocker,
I got more recipes than Betty Crocker
I do some fierce and mean bakin,
When I'm out on the street "breakin"

            ---  "Wonder Mike"   

P.S.  Are you "Radio-Active"?

Dave, Remember when your Dad walked into Lee's room?  What a scare.  Have a great summer.

  ---  Randy L.

Dave, I really had fun sitting next to you in French.  Your're pretty funny - don't fall asleep in College Dave or the professor might start beating you.  I hope you have a great time in Reserves and at Western Illinois. Have a fantastic summer and don't party too much!
--  Love Nickie '84

Dave, your speeches have been 'real' Real Shitty! But they gave me a lot of laughs!  Keep up the humor!

Love,

"Beach" Beth L. '84

Dave, Come to "Bash 84" Thursday night. 
Gauranteed to be a Rockin Party.

Robert W.  "Party Guy"

Dave,  Hi sweety!  I'm real glad that we got to know each other this year!  You're a real nice person.  You better have an excellent summer and don't party too much! Thanks for all the help in Biology!  You have an excellent bod!! I hope to see you sometime in the future!  Good luck in anything and everything you do!  Have fun with thatn if you ever take her out!  Keep in touch!

        ---  Love always,
               Arcie C.

P.S. Don't ever forget the !!! You really know how to make people laugh!!

Dave, It was nice watching you sleep every day in French. It was great out-muscling you in weight-training. I'll see you at some more parties this summer. I'll be stoned and so will you!

Take it easy. 

    --- Dan

Dave, your funnier than hell. You fall asleep in French every day! Don't worry though, you'll still pass!  Have a good summer but don't join the KKK!

See you.

--- (name illegible)

Dave, I am so glad I gotten to know you over the years. You have gotten muchy more wilder since I knew you in Junior High. Some of the things you told me about is funnier than shit. Seriously, though I hope you do good in whatever you do and I hope your summer is great.

   ---  Scot H.

P.S. Don't let Satan's ecumenical plan work  (whatever it was).

Dave, your (sp?) a really nice guy & I enjoyed having you in my French class. I wish you the least of luck in college & everything you do. Just do me one favor & try to stay awake! Have a great summer.

Love, 

--- Debbre W.