47) I will never where a cooler hat than my captain. -Qualli
48) Jack the Monkey/Mr. Cotten's Parrot is not a legitimate pairing. -Qualli
49) I will not be disappointed that someone thought of this pairing before I did.
50) The cursed coins were not foil-wrapped chocolates. -Qualli
51) Jack didn't deserve that. -Qualli
52) I will stop eyeing Jack's gold teeth speculatively. -Qualli
53) Lack of rum is no excuse for murder. -Qualli
54) Unless, of course, they burned the rum. -Qualli
55) I will stop yelling, "Push him!" during Will and Elizabeth's cliff scene. -Qualli
56) Barbossa does not need fan girls. -Qualli
57) Will does not have a stupid hat. -Qualli
58) I will quit asking Barbossa to say, "Arrgh." -Qualli
59) I will stop referring to Will as "the virgin sacrifice." -Qualli
60) I will stop informing Will that the difference between him and Jack is that Jack makes this look good.
61) Just because Pintel and Ragetti cross-dress doesn't mean I can pair them off.
62) I will not stare at the feather on Will's hat.
63) Nor will I speculate on whether it serves any purposes other than decorative.
64) I will not make a point to avoid familiarity with pirates.
65) I will learn not to breathe. -Aquara
66) Will does not need to get a girl. -Aquara
67) He needs to get a guy. -Aquara
68) I will not ask what a "strumpet" is, or how you would woo it.
69) I will not ask Jack to be a stand-in strumpet so I can practice my wooing technique. -Qualli
70) Barbossa was not Jack the Monkey's cabin boy. -Qualli
71) I will stop myself if I find I'm unintentionally mimicking Jack's swaying... again. -Qualli
72) I will not squeal in delight when Johnny Depp's character uses the word "savvy" in another movie. -Qualli
73) Will is not Jack's bitch. -Shelly
74) Jack is not taking every single oppurtunity to put an arm around Will. -Shelly
75) Will and Jack are not reincarnations of Aragorn and Legolas. -Shelly
76) Jack is not Gibbs' bitch. -Shelly
77) Jack/Elizabeth/rum does not qualify as a threesome. -Shelly
78) Jack/Will/rum/whipped cream, however, does, qualify as a foursome. -Shelly
79) He is not a eunuch. -Shelly
80) He does have other ways of wooing said strumpet. -Shelly
81) No scenes were cut out of the movie due to wild pirate/blacksmith content. -Shelly
82) I will not steal Jack's rum just to hear him say, "But why's the rum gone?" -Rea
83) I will not try to strangle Elizabeth when the Will/Elizabeth love scenes come on. -Rea
84) Will does not know who "Legolas" is. -Rea
85) I will not fall off a cliff so Jack can save me. -Rea
86) I will not laugh when Elizabeth falls off the cliff. -Rea
87) Elizabeth burned the rum as a signal, not because she's a pyro. -Jessi
88) Will is not a eunuch, no matter how sissy he acts. -Jessi
89) Nothing happened between Jack and Will on the boat ride to Tortuga. -Jessi
90) And even if it did, it's rude to comment on it. -Jessi
