| THE INFERNO TEMPORARY RESIDENCE OF DISLIKED PERSONS |
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| NOTE: DUE TO CONSTANT MOOD CHANGES, MEMBERSHIP IN THE INFERNO IS BY NO MEANS PERMANENT AND OFTEN TIMES CHANGES BY A MOOD_TO MOOD BASIS |
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| N SYNC These guys are going to be here for awhile. I never have and never will like them or accept them as musicians. They are dancers (and they arent any good) not singers or songwriters or whatever type of bs they say they are. It wouldnt be so bad if A) they admitted they were hollow no-talent performers (see Britney Spears) or B) they were very very unpopular. Sadly, neither has happened. |
| LARS ULRICH Before i get hundreds upon hundreds of angry emails, let me say this one point, I love Metallica's music. They are without a doubt one of the best bands of all time. There I said it. But, I despise Lars Ulrich for one reason and one reason only. Napster. Napster. Napster. Napster. Although more than adequate replacements for Napster have popped up all over, I cannot forgive this man, and the RIAA, for what they did to the original file-sharing software |
| JAR JAR BINKS Just look at that picture..... done? ok. Look at it again.... about to throw up? good. I liked Star Wars, or at least I used to, until this character came along. I dont know what George Lucas was on when he invented that thing, but it is unforgivable and in my mind completely ruins the entire movie series. The only possible way of Lucas' save his trilogy (or whatever it is called now) is if Jar Jar dies a pointless, meaningless, unexpected death. |
| BUD SELIG This man not only lives in my inferno, he is the president and CEO of my inferno. I figure if anyone is to manage hell, this man should do it. From the 1994 players strike, to the moronic creation of the Florida Marlins and Tampa Bay Devil Rays, this man has shown that he is about as smart as he is attractive. Of all the people on the list, this man is by far the most disliked, I mean, hell, he destroyed the Minnesota Twins for god sake. I don't know about you, but I would rather watch WNBA players compete in the XFL then watch Major League Baseball again |
| THE INFERNO IS CURRENTLY CONSIDERING THE FOLLOWING FOR ENROLLMENT: BARRY BONDS, VAN PATRICK, EDGERRIN JAMES' LEFT KNEE, AND MATT CONROY |
| SCIENCE It is commonly known knowledge that Science doesn't actually exist. As least not in the real world. After all, only a few hundred years ago "Science" would be teaching us that the Earth is flat. In a couple more hundred years from now, everything we believe to be facts will be idiotic and conroyic (term meaning unpopular). So why learn them? NO REASON. It is time to revolt against our oppressors and fight for our right!! .... ah forget it, I'm too lazy. |
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| TIME Either you don't have enough of it, or you have too much, and no, my friend, time is not on your side. The evil tag team partner of Science, time is constantly conspiring against us. Getting rid of it would solve so many problems - and for that reason I put it here. Imagine a world where you get up whenever you want, go to work whenever you want, and do everything - whenever you want. Sounds great doesn't it??? And honestly, how can you look at time methodically ticking away to the left and not be a little bit scared? |
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