| HOMECOMING --- Q & A |
| Why does this Q & A even exist? For some reason, Matt Conroy was voted a finalist for Totino-Grace's Homecoming King. To resolve the massive amount of confusion that this event caused, this Q & A was placed here to answer some commonly asked questions. Who is Matt Conroy? The editor of this website. For more information - |
| What is homecoming? Homecoming is when the Totino-Grace football team plays a home game against a particularly weak opponent. Great celebration is taken when the Totino-Grace team crushes this particularly weak opponent. What is a King? The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines "King" as the following: King (noun) - a male monarch of a major territorial unit; especially: one whose position is hereditary and who rules for life. Does that mean Matt Conroy will rule for life if he wins? Not if Totino-Grace has any say in the matter (which they do) Well then why do I care? ... ... I don't know |
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