| THE MARCH TO 3000 HITS |
| For reasons as varied as the personalities of Matt Conroy's mind, few people expected the Matt Conroy Webpage to receive one thousand hits. Some said noone would go to a website containing nothing. Other's said that people had far far better things to do then go visit a website about someone "as stupid as you." And then there were some who just ignored Matt and kept walking when he asked them the question. Regardless of the reasons, few expected this website to amass one thousand hits, - they were mistaken. And so for all of you who doubted me, this is for you. (For those of you who didnt doubt me please ignore the following) |
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| (AHEM) |
| The one and only Matt Conroy Webpage, in recognition of its prestige-filled drive towards 3000 hits, decided to start a contest. Thats a right, A CONTEST! (yeaaa!) So here it is: The lucky person who logs in as one of the following numbered people, and can provide semi-substantial proof of it (such as an email of the page with 2000 hits, or a print out or something) Will not only get their very own name on this section, but also something else!!!!!! THATS RIGHT! - AN AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO OF THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN TO MAKE A WEBSITE ABOUT HIMSELF AND CALL IT THE "MATT CONROY HOMEPAGE" - ... MATT CONROY! So Get Ready, Get Set, and Get Those Hits A Rollin' |
| PAST WINNERS 1000th Visitor: Mike Kieger 1250th Visitor: Chuck Jaeger 1500th Visitor: Matt Conroy (yea!) 1985th Visitor: Marc Richmond 2000th Visitor: Marc Richmond 2500th Visitor: Who Knows? 3000th Visitor: NICK CONRAD For being the honorary 2000th hit on the Matt Conroy Hompage, Mr. Marc Richmond will receive a personally autographed photo of Matt Conroy* *or if Marc wishes, he will receive the approx. value of an autographed photo of Matt Conroy =1/100th of 1 cent |