GENDER: Male
LOCATION: Earth
SPECIFIC LOCATION: Minnesota
AGE: Old Enough
OCCUPATION: None (obviously)
LIFE: None (again obvious)
DATE OF BIRTH: May 28th
DATE OF DEATH: Unknown
FAVORITE ATHLETES: Vlade Divac, Todd Jones
UNFAVORITE ATHLETES: Barry Bonds, Yankees
ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini
HEIGHT: 6'1
TIMES ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: 0
TIMES ABDUCTED BY TERRORISTS: 0
WEIGHT: 170
ALIAS: "HEY YOU"
FRIENDS: UNKNOWN
ENEMIES: UNKNOWN
(if you would like to be an enemy or friend of Matt, email at [email protected])
IQ ACCORDING TO ME: 18,000
ACTUAL IQ: UNKNOWN, (MUCH LESS THAN 18,000)
TIMES INFECTED WITH COMPUTER VIRUS: 3
TIMES INFECTED WITH REGULAR VIRUS: MANY
FAVORITE MOVIE: UHF
FAVORITE FILE-SHARING SERVICE: WinMX
FAVORITE WEBSITE: www.geocities.com/dwarfcatt
FAVORITE ROCK BAND: SPINAL TAP
LEAST FAVORITE PERSON: BUD SELIG
FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: SUPER TECMO BOWL
LEAST FAVORITE INTERNET PROVIDER: ATT
BEST EUROPEAN COUNTRY: GREAT BRITAIN
2ND BEST EUROPEAN COUNTRY: LUXEMBUORG
FAVORITE GERMAN BOOK: FAUST
FAVORITE LETTER OF ALPHABET: Q
FAVORITE BOND CHARACTER: Q
FAVORITE STAR TREK CHARACTER: Q
FAVORITE KEYBOARD KEY: Q
WORST PICTURE TAKEN: ON THIS WEBPAGE
WORST IDEA EVER: THIS WEBPAGE
ACTUAL WORST IDEA EVER: XFL
BEST FORMER XFL PLAYER: ROD SMART
BEST XFL ALUMNI IN NFL: TOMMY MADDOX
APPROX. NUMBER OF SONGS DOWNLOADED ON NAPSTER WITH A 14.4 MODEM: 250
APPROX. NUMBER OF SONGS DOWNLOADED ON NAPSTER WITH A CABLE MODEM: 650
AMOUNT OF SPORTS CUT FROM: 2 (so far)
AMOUNT OF THINGS LISTED HERE: 48
NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO COMMITTED SUICIDE RATHER THAN READ THIS FAR: UNKNOWN
WORST DAY OF THE YEAR: FEBRUARY 14TH
BEST DAY OF THE YEAR: FEBRUARY 15TH (and all the other days not falling on February 14th)