| The scene opens with a side view of a waiter standing over a table. There is a single older lady sitting at the table and her words can be heard. Older Lady: Now, is it fried in canola oil? If it's fried in canola oil, I can't have it. I saw something on the news the other day about canola oil...... Waiter 1: It's not cooked in canola oil, it's cooked in pure lard. Thats the old fashion way like our restaurant..... Old Lady: Well, they said on the news that a lot of restaurants like to tell their customers that the food is cooked in something else, but they use canola oil because it is easily recycled, and I can't have that. I'm allergic to it! It gives me the runs. Last week when I went out to eat...... Conversation continues but voice over begins. Voice Over: Just another typical day at the restaurant. Patrons desire to instruct their slaves for the moment as to their ultimate desires in food preparation. Some customers of the day will be happy and jovial and represent the big slice of our dining public. Others will embarrass you regular people with their strange desires and small pocketbooks. To you regular diners, this movie is not about you, or is it? Scene goes black. Music starts with animated waiter & restaurant oriented footage. Credits roll. Scene fades into a 20something boy and girl in a kitchen type area. Sounds can be heard in the background such as pots and pans clinking, dialogue in Spanish, and ambient music. Boy is cutting lemons with a machine and girl is brewing tea in a big urn. Dialogue begins. Kurt: I think I aced my War in Modern Times test. Dr. Jester didn't give any bonus points for that project me and Anna worked on. I think we should have interviewed someone other than that Sheriff dude that comes in here. I don't think he talked to Anna very much. Trish: Yeah, I think they did a lot more than talk. You've seen how she likes to sit on his lap when he comes in here to eat. Kurt: Yeap, every Friday on skinny T-Bone for 5.99 day. You know him and the posse never miss a Friday. I glad she waits on em, those muther fuckas never me more than 2.75. Anna: Yeah, you just don't have the ass. (She shakes her ass in a joking manner) Scene shifts to a shaved head hispanic male in his late 20's. He is spraying down a rack full of dirty dishes.He is concentrating on his work, but you can see his mouth moving. Dialogue begins. Jimmie: (In Spanish) Hey brother, you drink to much and you get with your sister. When you wake up in the morning, you go at it again and she brings in your grandmother. You also like to have sex with goats and other farm animals. Odleay. (Laughter) Hey, is your brother out of jail yet. Sound is muted again as you see Jimmie still talking to another HIspanic male in his late 40's. Jimmie can be seen flexing his muscles and showing off his jailhouse type tattos. Jimmie walks out of the picture and the camera moves to a host stand at the front of the restaurant. 2 me walk in through the front door in mechanic type greasy clothes. Angelica: Hello, will there be two people today. Manic Mechanic 1: (Looks behind him, turns around with a smurk) Yeah! (In a sarcastic tone) I think all my friends must owe me a free lunch. You gonna pay for it sweetheart? Manic Mechanic 2: Ha ha, yeah, they are still out lubing their shafts. Honey, do you know how to work on a shaft................ Unfinished.............................................................................................................................................. |
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