PYAAR MEIN DHOKA SERIES :
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Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye.
Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nikla (wah wah).
TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES :
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Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Splash !
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar......
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
(trihathar is on leave )
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ....
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
Gum woh cheez hai...
Gum woh cheez hai...
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai,
For example Fevicol (wah wah)
LITTLE SENSE SERIES:
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Mat pee sharab Galib masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi to botal hai, kisi ne chhin le, to ?
Ja, ghar ja...(wah wah)
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES:
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi...
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha...
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.
Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.
AD SERIES :
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Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita (Chorus: Aha-aha...)
Aur, ant mein Ghalib ke liye ek sher:
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...