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#> The dvds that are bolded are ESSENTIAL VIEWING...



Title No. of Discs mY rambling
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2001: A Space Odessy 1 Stanley Kubricks masterpiece. Suggest a session before/during viewing.
12 Monkeys 1
25th Hour 1

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Adventures of Barry McKenzie, The 1 A classic Australian comedy
Akira 1 One of the greatest Anime films in History. It set the benchmark for all that followed
Alien 1
Aliens 1
Alien 3 1
Alien Ressurection 1
Alien Vs Predator 1 Fuck yeah this movie is the shit! The race of Predators come for the grand 'hunt'. Whoever wins, we loose.
America History X 1 Neo-nazi Derek Vinyard (Ed Norton) pays a heavy price for his mistakes. Good film about society's problems.
Animal Farm 1 George Orwell's classic novel comes to the screen. Not bad, but the book is more powerful
Animatrix, The 1 Nine very trippy anime shorts set in the matrix world. Watch this!!!
Apocalypse Now: Redux 1
Australia 3 England 1: Australia's Victory 1 Like in everything else sports-wise, Australia defeats England

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Battle Creek Brawl 1 Jackie Chan
Beach, The 1
Bill Hicks Live 1 A smoking, drinking pissed-off American Bill Hicks, died in 1994. Brilliant, insightful comedy.
Billy Connolly Live at the Odeon 1
Billy Connolly Live in Dublin 2002 1
Billy Connolly Erect for 30 Years 1 Doco on the Big Yin.
Billy Connolly, An Audience With 1 A live show of Billy's with lots of famous people of the day in audience. Classic Billy
Billy Connolly, Greatest Hits 1
Blackadder: The Entire Collection 4 "We are in the stickyist situation since Sticky the Stick-Insect got stuck on a sticky bun." - Edmund Blackadder
Blade 2 1 meh...
Blade Runner 1 Harrison Ford stars in this classic cult film.
Bloody Sunday 1
Blazing Saddles 1 One of the classic films from Mel Brooks
Bowling for Columbine 1 A great documentary on just how much gun-craziness is embedded within the American cultre
Born To Fight 1
Broken 1 Trent Reznor's film to go with the album of the same name - really fucked up :)
Bruce Lee: The Lost Interview 1 A rare interview with one of the greatest martial artists in history
Bruce Lee is Kato in The Green Hornet 2 American show from the late 60's, stars Bruce Lee as Kato
Bruce Lee: Path of the Dragon 2 Documentary on Bruce Lee. Has alot of good clips and insight. Food for Thought.
Bruce Lee: The Intercepting Fist 2 Documentary on Bruce Lee. Food for Thought.
Bruce Lee's: Jeet Kune Do 2 The only documentary on Jeet Kune Do. A must for any serious martial artist. Very deep...

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Chasing Amy 1
Cheech and Chong: Up in Smoke 1 Stoners get stoned with hilarious consequences
Chopper 1 Eric Bana does a great job portraying Melbourne underworld hitman, Mark 'Chopper' Read
Coffee and Cigarettes 1
Collateral 1 Tom Cruise...pfft
Cube 1
Cube 2: Hypercube 1
Clerks 1 Jay and Silent Bob...
Clockwork Orange, A 1 Stanley Kurbrick's masterpiece..."A little bit of the ultra violent"
Crow, The 1 Bruce Lee's son, Brandon, portrays the undead Eric Draven. Brandon Lee died during the making of the film :(

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Dead Poets Society 1 Robin Williams is a teacher who quotes alot of quality English literature; about how fruitful life can be
Dogtown and Z-boys 1 Documentary narrated by Sean Penn about the Skateboarding revolution
Donnie Darko 1 trippy...
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story 1 A Hollywood dramatisation of the life of Bruce Lee. Doesnt do the man justice though
Dragonball: The Live Action Movie 1
Dragonball: Mystical Adventure 1
Dragonball #1 2 A strange young boy named Goku goes on a quest to find the magical Dragonballs
Dragonball #2 2 The Turtle Hermit Master Roshii trains Goku, and later he enter the World Martial Arts Tournament
DBZ: Movie #2 - The World's Strongest 1
DBZ: Movie #3 - The Tree of Might 1 The pirate Saiyan Turles comes to use Earth to gain ultimate power. In the end he must face the true protector of Earth, Kakarot
DBZ: Movie #4 - Lord Slug 1
DBZ: Movie #5 - Cooler's Revenge 1 Frieza's far stronger brother Cooler, comes to Earth to avenge his brother
DBZ: Movie #6 - The Return of Cooler 1 Cooler returns and faces Goku and Vegeta. Awesome scenes and characters, as the two Sayians battle together.
DBZ: Movie #7 - Super Android 13! 1 "Free Will? Pitiful humans. War. Segregation. Hatred. Is that what youve done with your free will?!"
DBZ: Movie #8 - Broly: The Legendary Super Saiyin 1 The Legendary Super Sayian faces the Z warriors. How the fuck will they survive such a being?
DBZ: Movie #9 - Bojack Unbound 1 The true end of the Cell Saga
DBZ: Movie Special - Bardock The Father of Goku 1 "KAKAROTO!!" - The dying words of the Sayian Bardock
DBZ: Movie Special - The History of Trunks 1 "You know you can't win. You know you can't destroy what I really am. Even if you destroy this body, someone stronger will rise and take it's place. Not one death will go unaccounted for, not one!" - Gohan
DBZ: 3-01 : Trunks - Mysterious Youth 1 "You can't win, Frieza." - Future Trunks
DBZ: 3-02 : Trunks - Prelude To Terror 1 "Now that I have met you, I'll be with you in spirit no matter where you go." - Goku
DBZ: 3-03 : Z Warriors Prepare 1
DBZ: 3-05 : Androids - Dr Gero 1
DBZ: 3-06 : Androids - Assassins 1
DBZ: 3-07 : Androids - Invincible 1
DBZ: 3-09 : Imperfect Cell - Discovery 1
DBZ: 3-10 : Perfect Cell - Race Against Time 1
DBZ: 3-11 : Perfect Cell - 17's End 1
DBZ: 3-12 : Perfect Cell - Hunt for 18 1
DBZ: 3-13 : Perfect Cell - Temptation 1
DBZ: 3-14 : Perfect Cell - Perfection 1
DBZ: 3-15 : Perfect Cell - Unstoppable 1
DBZ: 3-16 : Cell Games - Ultimatum 1 "I've come a long way Cell." - Goku
DBZ: 3-18 : Cell Games - Guardians Return 1
DBZ: 3-22 : Cell Games - Awakening 1 "It is because you cherish life, that you must protect it." - Android 16
DBZ: 3-24 : Cell Games - Nightmare's End 1 "I ask for a challenge, and they send me a child." - Cell
DBZ: 4-10 : Babidi - Battle Royale 1
DBZ: 4-12 : Babidi - Rivals 1 "You may have invaded my mind and my body, but theres one thing a Sayian always keeps: his PRIDE!!!!" - Prince Vegeta
DBZ: 4-14 : Majin Buu - Atonement 1 The proud Sayian Prince Vegeta makes his final atonement... *sniff*
DBZ: 5-10 : Fusion - Hope Returns 1
DBZ: 5-11 : Fusion - The Last Sayian 1 Kakarot and Vegeta fuse bring forth Vegito.
DBZ: 5-12 : Fusion - Internal Struggle 1
DBZ: 5-13 : Kid Buu - Regression 1
Dragonball Z: 5-14 : Kid Buu - Sayian Pride 1 "Your better than me Kakarot, you are the best." - Prince Vegeta
Dragonball Z: 5-15 : Kid Buu - Vegeta's Plea 1
Dragonball Z: 5-16 : Kid Buu - The Price Of Victory 1 The great Majin Buu is at last defeated - "I'll be waiting for you Majin Buu." - Goku
Dragonball Z: 5-17 : Kid Buu - A New Beginning 1 Peace has lasted now for ten years. But Kakarot senses a strong Ki, and its from a human! Who could it be?
Dragonball GT: 5 - Ramifications 1
Dragonball GT: 6 - Preparation 1
Dragonball GT: 7 - Annihilation 1
Dragonball GT: 8 - Salvation 1 "Genki dana....Gohan!" - Piccolo
Dragonball GT: 14 - Conversion 1
Dragonball GT: 15 - Generations 1 Until we meet again...

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Enter The Dragon 2 What are your thoughts when facing an opponent/There is no opponent/And why is that?/Because the word 'I' does not exist.
Escape from LA
Escape from New York
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 1 trippy

F
Family Guy: Season One 2 worth watching every episode.
Family Guy: Season Two 2 fucking hillarious. great writing and characters. Kindof the new-generation Simpsons
Farenheit 9/11 1 On September the 11th in the first age of the two-thousandth year of the Roman-Catholic calander, Islamic terrorists attacked the Superpower, the United States of America.
Fat Pizza 1 Just play the fucken DVD, you stooge!
Fight Club 2 Chuck Palahniuk's nihilistic masterpiece brought to life. - "In Tyler We Trust..."
Fist of Fury 1 Bruce Lee kicks some Japanese ass. Go Bruce!
Fog of War, The 1
Full Metal Jacket 1 Stanley Kubrick makes war seem beautiful, in what is one of his finest works

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Ghost In The Shell 1 1996 film that inspired the Matrix. Another great Anime film of all-time.
Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence 1 I should'nt have to say anything here, really. It Ghost in the shell, ffs
Gladiator 1 "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
Good Will Hunting 1
Grass 1 Great documentary about the propaganda surrounding Marijuana during the 20th century in the USA
Great Escape, The 1

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Hang 'em High 1 Clint Eastwood
Hero 1 Coulourfully chorographed fight scenes, and warriors honour. Centered around a King and the three deadliest assassins
Hidden Fortress, The 1 Akira Kurosawa
Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The [80's] 2 Douglas Adams with the cheap-ass BBC. Still...Was trippy. Ford Prefect and Aurthur were cool to see...
House of Flying Daggers, The 1 directed by Zhang Zimou
Hunted, The 1 "You cannot kill the Kinjo with any sword, only with your soul." - Oshima the Swordmaker

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Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark 1
Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom 1
Indiana Jones: Last Crusade 1 Indiana Jones. Nazis. Hitler. Relics. Egypt. Sean Connery. Holy Grail etc etc
Infernal Affairs 1 Mole vs Mole. Cop vs Triad.

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Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back 1
Jin-Roh 1
John Safran Vs. God 2 John Safran explores the wacky worlds of various religions. Watch him take on Zen buddism

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Kill Bill: Volume 1 1 Tarentino's japanese/american/hattori hanzo/bill/bride/soundtrack; all this will lead to blood ect - done well...
Kill Bill: Volume 2 1 See Pai Mei training the 'bride'. Includes the five-point-exploding-heart-technique :)
Kung Fu: Season One 2
Kung Fu: Season Two 7
Kung Fu Hustle 1 Written, Directed and Stars Stephen Chow. Watch for the Bruce Lee, Way of the Dragon reference :)
Kurosawa: A Documentary 1 A documentary about the great Japanese film director Akira Kurosawa.

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Legend 2, The 1 An early Jet Li film
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 1 Bill Murray
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2 "One ring to rule them all, One ring to bind them. One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them."
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King 2 At last, the lands of Mordor are no more. The Lord of the Rings has been banished from MiddleEarth.
Lost Boys, The 1

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M*A*S*H Special Edition 2 Not a bad movie at all...its different in many ways to the television series
M*A*S*H Season 1 3
M*A*S*H Season 3 3 abysinna Henry Blake...*sniff*
M*A*S*H Season 4 3
M*A*S*H Season 6 3 lol, good old colonel potter...
Marilyn Manson: Gods, Guns and Government World Tour 1
Matrix, The 1 Welcome to the real world. Neo. Smith. Morpheous. Hacking. Soundtrack...this is where it began
Matrix Reloaded 2 Watch stoned, just to see the architect
Matrix Revolutions 2 Smith vs. Neo. Machines vs. Man. The end to a trippy idea.
Mighty Wind, A 1 A Mokumentary
Monkey Magic 17 Its Monkey! what else can I say?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail 2 "We demand a shrubbery!"
Monty Python and the Meaning of Life 1 It sure beats reading the bible, theres better stuff in here anyway...
Mortal Kombat 1 "Mortal men and women defending your own world. Its not about death, but life." - Raiden (Thunder God)
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation 1 I'm not going to say anything...
Mystic River

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Nine Inch Nails: All That Could Have Been 2 Trent Reznor live and after a long road of drug abuse...
Ninja Scroll: 10th Anniversary Edition 1 Jubei Kitagami faces demons and a hot chick from some clan. Another great Anime of all-time
Ninja Scroll: The Series - 1 - Dragon Stone 1 "All I wanted was to live in the light; but once before I die, dear maiden."
Ninja Scroll: The Series - 2 - Dangerous Path 1
Ninja Scroll: The Series - 3 - Deliverance 1 "The Sky's the sky, and people are people." - Jubei

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Ong Bak 1
Once Were Warriors 1 New Zealand Maori

P
Panic Room 1
Planets, The 1 BBC documentary about planets
Platoon 1 Oliver Stone's great anti-war film. Set in 'Nam, its mainly jungle. Shows what war does.[1986]
Predator 1 "What...the hell...are you?" - Predator

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Ran 2 Kurosawa's adaption of Shakespear's King Lear. Good film with some nice colour, for a rainy day though
Red Beard 1 The last collaboration between director Akira Kurosawa and the powerhouse actor Toshiro Mifune.
Red Dragon 1
Red Dwarf I 2 Episodes:Future Echos,
Red Dwarf II 2 Episodes: Kryten,
Red Dwarf III 2 Episodes:
Red Dwarf IV 2 Episodes:
Red Dwarf V 2 Episodes:
Red Dwarf VI 2 Episodes:
Red Dwarf VII 1 Episodes:
Red Dwarf VIII 1 Episodes:
Reserviour Dogs 1 The film that brought Queinten Tarentino to fame. A great film.
Ross Noble: Unrealtime 1 Spontaneous stand-up from Geordie Ross Noble. Quite trippy infact.
Rowan Atkinson: Live 1 Genius. No really: Genius.

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Samurai Champloo 7 Another Manga > Anime. A brilliant series revolving around three travellers, Jin, Mugen and Fuu.
Sanjoro 7 TD>
Saving Private Ryan 1 Begins in Normandy, 1944 during WW2. Not bad, alot of americans and germans get killed
Saw 1
Seven Samurai 1 Akira Kurosawa's 3 hour masterpiece. Samurai's defend a village against bandits
Silence of the Lambs 1
Sin City 1
Snatch 2 Good british comedy, with a good cast. Its the follow-up to Lock, stock and two smoking barrells
Spaceballs 1 Mel Brooks' comedy spoof of Star Wars
Spriggan 1 Rates up with the Anime greats, such as Akira. Definatly worth watching
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 1 Darth Maul was cool, other than that its shit. WARNING: This film contains Jar-Jar Binks... You have been warned!
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 1 Apart from lots of Jedis, there really nothing spectacular here, really just wish episode 3 would come out *sigh*
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 1 Arise Lord Vader...
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope 1 "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force." - Darth Vader
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back 1 starts off cold, but then yoda starts saying trippy shit. Ends with a lightsabre duel; between father and son
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi 1 From beneath the black shell of armour that is Darth Vader, remerges the caring child from long ago
Steamboy 1 Its by the man who made Akira, enough said

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Team America: World Police 1
Terminator, The 1
Terminator 2: Judgement Day 1
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 1
The Day After Tommorow 1 I loved the bit where america gets fucked over :)
The Shining 1 Stanley Kubrick's version of Stephen King's book. Enough said.
The Tick (TV Series) 2 "SPOOOON!" - The Tick
Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision 1 Jason Scott Lee
Traffic 1 great film about drug trafficing between america and mexico
Transformers: The Movie 1 Watching this film makes you feel like your on acid. Unicron is one awesome fucken character. Eric Idle's voice appears as well
Two Hands 1 A good Aussie Comedy-drama starring Heath Ledger.

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Waking Life 1 philosophical. trippy. masterpiece. brilliant. Need I go on?
Way of the Dragon 2 Features a fight scene with Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, both at their peak, set in the collisium. Some of Lee's finest work.
West Coast Eagles - 1992 Premiers 1 1992 was the year that those outstanding raiders from the west, became the first non-Victorian club to win the AFL Premiership.
West Coast Eagles - 1994 Premiers 1 For the 2nd time in 3 seasons the West Coast Football Club wins the AFL pennent WC: 20.23 GEELONG: 8.15
What The Fuck Do We Know? 1

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Yolngu Boy 1
Young Master, The 1 Jackie Chan fighting and being, well... Jackie.

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Zatoichi 1 The latest in the Zatoichi series. Fucking awsome scenes and directed well. Zatoichi is portrayed masterfully.
Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo 1
Zoolander 1 Blue Steel. Ferrari. Magnum. Arnt they all the same look? lol

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