We don't want you to do any selling. All we want you to do is email people people you know who are broadminded and who might like to make a substantial income for very little effort.
How long before I'm earning $5,000 a month?
It'll differ from person to person. If you quickly introduce five keen participants, and they do likewise, you could be earning that sort of money within a few short months. But if you take forever, and they take forever, the answer is � guess what � forever.
Can you guarantee that I'll earn that sort of money?
If you want cast iron guarantees, several of the American companies offer those. Join one, then return here with your depleted bank balance and broken heart.
I'm already earning good money and I don't want to be nudged into a higher tax bracket.
Then we'll loan you the money. Interest free loan, principle to be repayed one hundred years from now.
You seem to have thought of everything.
Don't count on it, I'm bound to have overlooked stuff. But like a rocket to Mars, we can correct our trajectory as we go. The first people in will suffer the most irritations, but they'll be the one who earn the most money.
I understand, no guarantees, but are my chances good?
Click here for the best news since Mafeking was relieved!
I've been involved in MLM before, I thought I'd heard everything but I've never heard of anyone using this method to market Sex before!
Audacious isn't it! You are right though, no one else has thought of this. It's always vitamin pills, face cream, or soap products. And yet sex is the one thing that everyone loves, but can't get enough of. I figure it's got to be worth a go.
I thought pyramid selling was illegal.
It is. The difference between pyramid selling and Multi Level Marketing is that we have something to sell. We're selling annual memberships to the club at $240 per year, payable monthly. It's a bargain, probably less than 10% what golfers pay in golf club fees. And no one sucks your dick at a golf club. There again...
Why don't you pay a commission on the 2nd and 3rd levels?
Because you're better off leaving it until the 4th level. The law forbids MLM companies to pay more that 60% the retail price of their product in commission, arguing that if a company can afford more than 60%, then the product must be overpriced in the first place. It's a bullshit argument because Professor Allan Fells didn't once have the courage to attack the big cosmetic companies who earn thousands of per cent selling their useless facial slime.
I don't quite grasp your point about never reaching saturation point.
The standard MLM structure is triangular shaped, there's no getting around that. At the top is the guy or the corporation which makes huge money. Beneath that are any number of top agents who also do extremely well. This structure spreads downwards and outwards quickly and massively until there are hundreds of thousands of people involved. The money flows upwards from the people in the lower ranks. As time goes on, it becomes harder and harder to recruit, which means the people down the bottom are paying $90 for their $3 anti wrinkle cream that doesn't work, and they're earning nothing. Soon, they tire of this arrangment and leave. Which means that the people above them earn nothing, so they leave, and so on. This is called "attrition", or a bastard, depending on your point of view.
So how is Bizantics different?
Our anti wrinkle cream is only $20, and it works. The last people in are happy campers, therefore no one leaves.
I thought you were selling sex?
We are, the anti wrinkle cream is a metaphor to illustrate a point.
What's a metaphor?
Measuring mets
I don't get it.
Don't worry.
$20 a month is more, not less, than some sex sites charge.
Most charge more, and in US dollars. But you're overlooking the key aspect of this whole operation. The other sites don't provide their members with an actual sex club to visit. How much would you expect to pay to belong to an upmarket sex club? Your $20 a month gives you unrestricted access to the club, 6 days a week (plus we'll hit you up $5 per visit, at the door � there are bills to be paid!)
So when will the clubs be open?
We're starting off in Sydney, then opening clubs all over the country, and eventually, all over the world.
Will it be like Playboy Clubs?
Nothing so grand and costly. No, I'm thinking more of big old rental property, somewhere with swimming pool, maybe a tennis court, basement (dungeon!), attic, five or six bedrooms... it would vary from city to city and country to country, depending on the cost and local bylaws. Take a peek here Jezebels! This is what I was planning a few years back. It's an old web site, so ignore the detail, suck the essence!
You're still talking about a massive operation!
Most massive operations start off as small, back-yard affairs. Ever heard of McDonalds, or Honda? From little acorns, big oak trees grow.
How do I know that this isn't one big con?
You don't. Just bear in mind that you're being asked to send no money at this stage. When I ask you for the deeds to your house, get suspicious. Get very suspicious.
Assuming you're fair-dinkum, how do I find new members?
You just email everyone you suspect of being a sex maniac, and say, "Hey Rastus, take a peek at this chick with the huge knockers!", and you send them this URL.
So what do I do next?
Complete the form on the next page. It commits you to nothing. You'll receive an invitation to attend an initiation ceremony � BYO Vaseline. Only kidding. We'll invite you to a business meeting where you'll learn everything there is to know about earning good money with Bizantics.
Whadya think?
Doug the Devo