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"There's something about you that makes me drunk." ~Brandon |
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All Star Quotes... |
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"Sometimes I feel like I am playing battleship, sometimes you hit the mark, sometimes you miss completely and get a lipfull of chin or something." ~Iowa |
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"Your mouth is saying 'No' but your body is saying 'Yes, yes, yes' like Herbal Essences with Hawafina!" ~Laura |
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"My bed is the most famous bed at Tech" ~Nut |
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Thomas on Sponges:
"They are beyond my contraception" |
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"Rotting carcass, the new fragrance for Victoria's Secret" ~Kelly |
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Spring Break Quotes:
"My clit's a pearl!"
"You can't ever say we didn't share ice in the ass."
"Psuedofucking"
"Fuckwhore"
"I hiiiit de carrrr"
"So weird, but so sexy!"
"We're supposed to wear adult diapers together"
"Gmeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh!!!!" |
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Vinda Quotes:
"Gotta get some ass somehow"
"Most guys have sticks"
Nut: That's a cool toe ring
Vinda: I didn't see it
Nut: On you dumbass!
"I wish I was doin somebody"
Nut: I wonder how he gets around like that
Vinda: I wanna get around |
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Veena: I like them... They really tall... And fat
Nut: You like tall fat things?
Veena: hahaha Yeah buuuddddddy! |
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"Seriously, I would have you loving me. Seriously, I'll slang this dick like crack rock" |
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Vinda: You want some gum?
Nut: Sure, I need something to do with my mouth. |
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As a rather large woman on a bike nearly rides in front of the car:
Nut: That would be horrible.
Laura: Yeah, it'd be like hitting a large animal. |
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Laura: Man, my legs are STILL peeling...I look like a leper.
Paasha: Huh? What does peeling have to do with being short with pointy ears?
Laura: A leper as in a person with leprosy, not a leprechaun jackass! |
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Jennie on Rocky Mountain Oysters: "How would you shell them?" |
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Erin: I wonder what kind of STDs she will pick up at the strip club...thongitis. |
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"Anytime you want me to lay a naked egg, you know where I am."
~ Laura |
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"Sex is like scratching an itch--it just feels good" ~ Hilary |
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Next time I asked if I am a porn star I shall reply: "Yeah, which part of me did you recognize?" ~Rae |
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"That's the guys suck ball" ~Veena |
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"Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid." |
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"Don't bite your tongue...it's much better to have someone else do it for you." ~ Laura |
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Fourchette: "What is that? I'm sure I've seen one, but I don't know what it is!" ~Thomas |
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Quotes by students at a middle school I observe at:
"I always wondered if they cremated Jesus"--all I could say was "He was crucified, dead and BURIED..."
"Can I be Buddhist and still go to church?"
"What's the difference between God and Jesus?"
"Is VooDoo and Buddism the same thing?"
(Keep in mind this was during a video on Buddhism) |
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"Boyfriend=all access ass pass" ~Brian |
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"Get your cream out of my area" ~Teeny |
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"Small square patty on government cheese" ~Jay |
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"Hey Mike! I need some of that liquid air...I mean air in a can..." ~Brenda |
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Brian: You know it was good...
Laura: Yeah, I limped up outta there needin some serious Jesus. |
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Upon discussing a hot male roommate option:
Laura: I was thinking, shoot you can just live in my room and be my bitch!
Teeny: haha you know that is every guys' fanstasy, to live in 'your' room and do nothing but be your bitch |
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"No one wants an assy ash, I mean assy ash. DAMNIT, ashy ass" |
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L: Ooh, ooh, smell me!
V: Yummy, I want to lick you! |
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On roaches being in the bathroom:
Paasha: It's like WHAT are they doing in there--there's nothing to eat. I mean, what are they gonna do, chow down on a maxi pad?" |
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"Don't wait, fornicate" |
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"Kilo just makes me want to take it off" |
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"My marshmallow baby, i love you, let me give you a squeeze, let me make a sandwich with extra cheese, oh please, i love you when you wheeze, oh i wish your weight hadnt broken my knees, oh poor me, but dont go away, dont say maybe my marshmallow baby"~Russel |
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After reading that my new nickname was Debbie Cakes, I received an explanation of why it was fitting (even though it wasn't anywhere near where it came from): "Well, Debbie Cakes usually come in pairs and are very tempting...and you definitely have a tempting pair haha" |
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