Santa's Vacation
A Dieters Christmas
Top Ten Christmas Songs for Cats
Twas the week Before Christmas
Twas the Night Before Christmas (revised)
Twas the day After Christmas
Unholy Night
Top Ten things to say about a Christmas Gift you Don't like
Party Memo *
Wrapping PResents for a Cat
New takes on old Christmas Tunes
20 ways to confuse Santa
again - what do you want for Christmas?
The Uncle smiled and repeated, "I just want some peace and
quiet."
Johnny's face drooped a bit as he replied "I know, but I just
came back from the mall and they're out of it!
SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.
NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!
PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell...
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).