My MonEY making $cheme
I came up with an ingenius plan to make money, seeing I have a lack of it.  With grad coming up, and my lack of (also) a date, I came up with a business.  An escort business.  But not the playboy kind.  A lot of young girls and guys find themselves at their whits end when the date of the prom comes around and POOF they have no date.  AHA!  have no fear!  Natalie's GRadscort business will save you!  YOu see, this business employs several rather good looking handsome men, and several rather good looking gorgeous women.  Their age is the same as yours, only their grad dates are on another night.

You call up frantic "HELP!  HELP ME NATALIE!  I HAVE NO DATE TO MY GRAD!"  and I will answer "WHAT HO?  HOW CRUEL AND UNFAIR IS THIS WORLD!  HAVE NO FEAR, I WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH THE MAN/WOMAN THAT WILL WOW YOUR PITIFUL SCHOOL'S STUDENT BODY!" 


And then I ask how much you are willing to pay, and then I choose the best escort within that price range (best looking gets highest bid)  and then I send him/her on their way.  I get 45% of the money you spend on your date, and the escort gets the rest.  It's only fair that they get more, seeing they have to do all the work of spending a night with you.  The only money we don't get is the money you have to spend getting them to your grad and into the building.  We provide the tux and dress, and you provide the limo (or bus, whatever floats your boat) and their ticket to help you get the oooooos and aaaaaaaaaaaas you've been waiting to hear since you hit puberty.  Everyone will be so jealous of you, and then you will call back and help me endorse my company to all your younger friends for their grad, and say "GO TO NATALIE'S GRADSCORT COMPANY!  YOU WON'T REGRET IT!  I know I didn't!"  thumbs up!
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