You know, I do not know who the hell be letting you guys on these airplanes, but hell, since you here, let me give you the rundown on what im gonna do over my two days off. First off, im not heading home to Hollywood right now, im heading to Seattle Washington, to go meet Randy Winn, all star outfielder who now plays for Seattle, and the first steady leftfielder we have had since the 80's, I know, thats a long time ago, the Mariner organization would agree with you. Anyways, meeting Randy Winn is going to be a huge thing for me, what with the baseball fan I am and all. Im telling you, im like a little girl at an Nsync concert when I meet a player that I havent before. This is gonna be huge, maybe hes a fan of mine?
*The plane lands at SeaTac airport in Seattle moments later. Dusty gets off the plane and heads over to baggage claim. Dusty walks to get his bags when he sees a man that already has them. Unbeknownst to Dusty, its his opponent for next Monday Night Mayhem, his first opponent in the company, Viper. Dusty approaches Viper cautiously and stands about 5 feet away from him.*
How you doin?
Im ok, you?
Im doing fine man, hey your Viper right? Man, I seen you, your awesome, let me shake your...
*Viper cuts Dusty off in mid sentence.*
Lets not, and say we did Dusty J. Because, you see, you may not have known this, but I got a fax from Lee, and um, it looks like you and me are gonna do some grapplin' in the ring next Monday Night. I hope your prepared.
*Dusty looks Viper in the eye with a confident glare.*
I look forward to it Snake.
*Viper glares right back.*
So do I, Shady.
*Viper presses the bags back up against Dusty J's chest and walks to the boarding area, where he will be catching his own plane to his own location. Dusty walks off in the opposite direction to catch the limo that the Seattle Mariners supplied for him. He walks out to the main parking garage and sees the limo, he hands his bags to the driver and hands him a 20, he then gets in the back seat of the car, and after a few moments, the limo driver begins the drive to Safeco Field. Dusty looks toward the camera and begins talking.*
You know, that Viper guy seems like a nice dude, but man, did he ever get on my nerves in there. But hey, thats cool. He knows this place a helluva lot better than I do, he knows the ring, the ropes, and how they do things, im just the new guy, the underdog, but hell, I cannot, no matter how much I have accomplished, think of a time when I was not the underdog. I really dont get it, is it because I dress like I come from a hip hop video? Because some psychopathic teenage boy mistook me for Vanilla freaking Ice? Maybe it is the fact that he has the height advantage and the weight advantage on me, who cares.
Im a fighter, a soldier, and im not gonna give anything up without a fight, because that is not my style, and I know it isnt Vipers style either. So im hoping its gonna be a kickass match, hell, I sure want to make a good showing in front of all the fans here that might be seeing me for the first time in the ring, my first match is gonna be a toughy.
But hey, speaking of first matches, I look forward to my first match here. Because my first match ever was in DHW, a battle royal with a bunch of guys who turned out to be flops, and I easily won it. But this time it is going to be a lot diffrent, because this time, I am more experienced, and my opponent is superior to all of those guys in the battle royal combined, and then some. Viper is one of those guys who tries his hardest week in and week out to win his matches and to entertain the fans, I appreciate that, I respect people like that, thats tight.
*The limo arrives and parks outside of Safeco field, home of the Seattle Mariners. Dusty steps out of the limo and is escorted around the park by a Safeco tour guide, Dusty continures on Viper.*
So Viper, im abouts to check the heck out of here so I can go meet Randy Winn, and get a shuweet signed baseball from him in the process, but I guess I will wrap up with this as I leave, Dusty J is not to be taken lightly my brother, you will see, because......
