Now as me, and all of you TNT fans know, I made a challenge to that big playa hater Graystone. Now Graystone, I have not heard anything from you since I have made that little challenge, which leads me to believe, that you, Graystone, might be afraid of Dusty J. But hey, im not a scary guy, so I am sure that is not it. Or maybe you are afraid of Dusty J wiping the floor with you. But once again, im not very intimidating physically, hell man, I am only 210 pounds, 5'10". What are you Graystone? Tall, Dark, and bad smelling? Whoa whoa, see, that was lame, thats why I do not play the insult game, but what I dont do in verbal arguments, I can make up for when I step into the squared circle on any given night, at any given arena across the country. Now, how about you cameras follow me, as I head back home to Hollywood California, and show you how J Dusty lives, aight?
*The camera fades to black, and when it comes back on, it is the next day, and Dusty J is riding in a rental car to the nearest airport. Conveniantly, Dusty parks as soon as the camera turns on. Dusty walks into the airport, does what he has to do to clear baggage and such. Dusty then walks over to the waiting to board area and sits down beside what appears to be a nice old lady.*
Hello miss, my name is Dusty, how are you today Ma'am?
Oh I am fine young man, just fine.
That is so nice, so why are you going to Hollywood? Family? Granchildren?
Do you really want to know why I am going?
Well, if it its not too much trouble to ask.
No trouble at all young lad, I actually plan on going to the Playboy mansion, and when I get ahold of Hugh, im going to give him a bl...
*Dusty quickly gets up and out of the chair, then darts off for another one before that perverted old woman could finish her sentence. He finds an empty seat beside a 15 year old teenage boy.*
Hey!
Hello, do you know who I am? Because I am so flattered that someone would...
*The teen boy cuts off Dusty in mid sentence*
Vanilla Ice! Man I thought you got alot of tatoo's are became some hard rocker man!
But im not....
"Ice Ice Baby" is my favorite song! Im telling you man, whoever came up with the lyrics to that is a bonified genius!
Actually, im not Vanilla Ice, im not even a singer, my name is Dusty J, im a professional wrestler, and im heading home to Hollywood to relax until the Thursday Night TNT shows resume.
Your not Vanilla Ice! Then your just some white boy trying to be a rapper then! Eminem is bad enough! You suck!
*The kid gets up out of his chair and goes beside the old lady whom Dusty was just sitting beside, Dusty looks at the camera.*
That kid is in for a rude awakening if he talks to that lady!
*The man at the booth says it is time to board the airplane, nonstop to Hollywood, California.*
Well, I gave you camera guys the adress, you dont have tickets, im getting on, and you'll have to find some other means of transportation, see you later.
*Dusty gets up and boards the plane, fade to black.*
*Many--------------Hours-------Later-------At------Dusty-----J's-----Crib*
*The camera turns on and Dusty J is shown inside his parents mansion in the living room, watching a DVD from his first wrestling promotion, DHW, and eating a protein shake. Suddenly, the phone rings, Dusty J picks it up*
Hello, Dustin speaking.
Hello, this is Dusty J right?
Thats right sir, who is this?
This is TNT General Manager Redman.
Oh hey, what up dirty?
Dusty, your no longer on TNT.
What the hell do you mean? I made a challenge to Graystone, I havent had my first match, I need to..
*Redman cuts him off*
You are now on Monday Night Mayhem, and by the way, the owner of the HOW, Lee Best wants to have a few words with you.
Oh really? Cool! Meeting the owner, finally. So where is he Red?
He is at the HOW headquarters in New York City, he will be expecting you, the HOW jet will come and pick you up at the airport in about an hour or so.
Alright Red, sorry I couldnt do anything to help TNT.
Its alright Dusty, goodbye.
*Dusty hangs up the phone, the camera man moves closer to him, Dusty scratches his chin and looks toward the camera.*
Well, I told the TNT fans this, and it looks like im going to tell these Mayhem fans the same thing, since im no longer on TNT, thats right, Dusty J is now officially a Mayhem Superstar I guess. So let me fill you Mayhem viewers in on my past.
Now I always believe I have to prove myself before listing off accomplishments, but before you guys start questioning my credentials, let me go ahead and brag about what I have done right here right now. First, I am only 22 years of age, I started wrestling professionally in September of last year, I was working for this company called DHW, or Dangerously Hardcore Wrestling if you wanna get the full effect. Now, I was kind of a pompuss ass back then, rookie on the scene, acting like I was all that, well shoot, that ended right quick I won my first match, a rookies battle royal at the "Down With The Sickness" pay-per-view. But then, the next week on the weekly show, "Mutilation," I lost a cruiserweight championship triple threat. Then, me and the World Heavyweight DHW Champion Nemesis teamed up to go against the Hell Razorz, former champion DJ and Cruiserweight champion TJ Rocker, Nemesis turned on me, that ignited my spark. You see, nobody had ever done something like that to me before, and I was ticked, but soon thereafter, once I became mellow and stopped my showing off, I beat Nemesis at Mutilation in a non title match, I won the cruiserweight title from a DHW legend, TJ Rocker, and I won the first ever King Of Extreme Tournament, which came with the Extreme Title, and main evented the December PPV "Chance" against the World Champion DJ. Now, despite that it was a losing effort on my part, it was a great match, and taught me that I was not ready for the "Big One," and truth be told, it was dissapointing, and then, the next month, DHW folded. That brought me off of the top of the ladder emotionally, and took me back home to Hollywood California, to live with my parents, and do some deep thinking for the the next few months.
Needless to say, I got over feeling sorry for myself and tried out for the HOW, and here I am today, already meeting the owner, I have been here less than a week, but this is sure cool. I'll see you guys later.
*The camera fades to black.*
*Arriving-------------------In-------------New--------------York-------City*
*The HOW jet is shown landing from the outside, the camera immediatly goes to Dusty walking through the airport, with a tour guide beside him to direct him to the HOW headquarters.*
So, you work in HOW front offices and know New York City?
Thats right, I was born and raised here in the greatest city in the nation, the best pizza in the nation, and the best baseball team in the nation!
I know you are not talking about the Mets!
I am actually talking about the Yankees.
The Yankees! Man, I hate the Yankees! I am a Mariner fan myself.
*They go outside and get in the limo that HOW supplied for them, then begin driving.*
So, if you know this place so well, where is Monica and Chandlers apartment?
Excuse me?
Or Ross and Rachels, or maybe Joey, or Phoebes!
The people from "Friends"? Im sorry Dusty, but they are not real, and those apartments are just average tv sets.
Oh, well that really sucks!
*A half an hour later, they arrive at HOW headquarters, Dusty and the HOW worker step out of the limo and walk into the building. The assistant shows Dusty where Lee Best's office is, Dusty walks to the office, and knocks.....*
