How you folks doing today? What? Suprised to see me? Dressing like a rapper just for TV? Well, no, this is how I always dress. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Dusty J, J Dusty, Dust Man, Dust Bust, and just about any other zany yet cool nickname ya'll good folks wanna call me. And allow me to explain my rather odd surroundings, you see, right now, im hanging out on the set of a new music video, with one of my homies Nelly, ya'll see, me and Nelly known each other for quite some time know, and he sings my theme song, which so appropriatly describes me, you all have heard it before im sure, "Training Day" soundtrack, smash hit single, entitled "#1." Because, thats how I see me, and thats how my fans see me.
*Dusty gives the camera back to the HOW camera crew and begins walking in the opposite direction, motioning for them to follow him. The camera crew scrambles frantically to keep up with Dusty, who is keeping a nice steady jog around the set. Dusty climbs a ladder that is standing beside a piece of the set, he climbs until he reaches the top, then sits down to further emphasize his comments.*
Now Anyways, as you can see, im on top of the world right now, because im happy with me new HOW surroundings, now, before you guys start questioning my credentials, let me go ahead and brag about what I have done right here right now. First, I am only 22 years of age, I started wrestling professionally in September of last year, I was working for this company called DHW, or Dangerously Hardcore Wrestling if you wanna get the full effect. Now, I was kind of a pompuss ass back then, rookie on the scene, acting like I was all that, well shoot, that ended right quick I won my first match, a rookies battle royal at the "Down With The Sickness" pay-per-view. But then, the next week on the weekly show, "Mutilation," I lost a cruiserweight championship triple threat. Then, me and the World Heavyweight DHW Champion Nemesis teamed up to go against the Hell Razorz, former champion DJ and Cruiserweight champion TJ Rocker, Nemesis turned on me, that ignited my spark. You see, nobody had ever done something like that to me before, and I was ticked, but soon thereafter, once I became mellow and stopped my showing off, I beat Nemesis at Mutilation in a non title match, I won the cruiserweight title from a DHW legend, TJ Rocker, and I won the first ever King Of Extreme Tournament, which came with the Extreme Title, and main evented the December PPV "Chance" against the World Champion DJ. Now, despite that it was a losing effort on my part, it was a great match, and taught me that I was not ready for the "Big One," and truth be told, it was dissapointing, and then, the next month, DHW folded. That brought me off of the top of the ladder emotionally, and took me back home to Hollywood California, to live with my parents, and do some deep thinking for the the next few months.
*Dusty climbs down from the ladder, then walks over and sits on a bean bag chair to emphasize what it was like leaving DHW and going back home.*
Now, as I am showing you all right here, I felt that I was at the bottom, no contract offers came in because the scouts thought I was a fluke, and I was stuck at home with Mom and Dad. Keep in mind I was on a rookie's salary, about the same as a minor league baseball player, I couldn't buy my own house, I hated living with my folks again. But do not get me wrong, I am sure as hell not like lots of these wrestlers are you know? I wasn't desserted by my parents, my parents did not die, heck, im gonna go on record right now and say I was the most spoiled child in this company, but hey, when your 21 years old, and living with the folks, no matter how rich and famous they are, it still does not help the self esteem. I was thinking about my future, and eating that damn Chef Boyardee pasta for months on end, then, instead of waiting any longer, I went to an HOW open tryout, and here I am today, ready and willing to do whatever I can to help this company put on the best show possible, that is my goal here.
Now, even though my goal is to help this company overall, does not mean im not gonna be wanting some gold around another part of my body, other than my neck.
I would certainly be happy to take any oppritunity when it comes to title shots that I can, maybe even be the HOW World Heavyweight Champion someday, but wait, there is this one title for people my size that I know of, and maybe I will go after that one first. Hell, GM Redman might not even let me go for the Heavyweight Championship, EVER. But hey, its all cool, because I am here to wrestle, and wrestle the best that I can, I know I am not ready to go out and win "The Big 1," but the road getting there should be fun, right?
Speaking of getting there, as im looking over the HOW TNT roster last night, I see what appears to be a bunch of talented guys. You got their World Champion, whats his name again? Mal... Mal... Mal... for now, lets call him....MALLORRIE.
And then there is that one guy...Sek...Sek..Sek... the robot from Mortal Kombat.
And 12 Stones, then theres Flexy Lexy...can you say Luger? Smack, Cat, Whack Star, however the hell he pronounces that name of his. And all of those other cooky but lovable HOW wrestlers.
Lets face it people,no matter how funn their names are, the guys here in the HOW look to be a very competitive bunch of wrestlers, and I sure as hell would not have it any other way. Because, as the fans all know, these HOW wrestlers are competitive, and im just like that, so this is my kind of playground, my cup of tea, my..... well you should get the point by now.
And hey, lets face it, im a wrestler, and rap superstar, dont believe me? Ask my good friend Nelly.
*Nelly walks up beside Dusty and does a little wave to the camera, the fans watching this are sure to be delighted that a very successful rapper is joining this new wrestler to hang for a bit.*
Yea yea, thats right folks, Nelly is herre, and him and Dusty are about to bust some mad s*** for ya'll folks watching on MTV next week, "Making The Video" Nelly, featuring the #1 Stunna himself, Dusty to the J, catch it, peace, im out herre!
*Nelly high fives Dusty, the each show a peace sign to the camera, and begin walking back onto the set of the upcoming music video.*
