*The DHW cameras turn on inside the locker room where all the Dangerously Hardcore Wrestlers get changes for their matches. Dusty J is shown grabbing A couple of gymbags and hoisting them over his shoulder. He walks out of the locker room and begins walking through the hallway, with the DHW Extreme Title in his hand. He slaps some of the ring technicians high fives, the technicians are currently putting the ring away and getting ready to move it all the way to Phoenix, Arizonia, where next weeks Mutilation will be held. Dusty walks out of the back door of the Tacoma dome and walks to A car, goes around to the trunk, then puts his bags and his title belt in it. He slams the trunk door and goes in the passenger side of the car, cranks it up, and drives out of the Tacoma Dome parking lot, after having stayed in Tacoma for A few extra training days. Dusty puts his shades on and drives through the freeway when his celluar phone begins to ring. Dusty scrambles to grab the phone from the passenger seat, lifts it up, and answers it.*

Hello, Dustin Jeffords speaking, how may I help you?

Hello Dusty J, this is Bretzky from the DHW, and I just want to ask you A couple of questions concerning your match with Rise this week at Mutilation.

Why didnt you just ask in A casual way Bretzky? I mean the whole "Bretzky from DHW" isn't really necessary, because I know who you are. Well, screw it, whats up man hows it all going?

Dusty, for one thing, before I get started on the questions, I know J Ruler screwed you out of that Cruiserweight Championship, and I think it was A very wrong thing to do and I want to apologize on behalf of the entire DHW locker room, with the exception of J Ruler and his goons.

Bretzky, Betzky, Bretzky, do not even worry yourself about it dude, because that loss has mad me extremly happy, I mean, losing that title was most definatly A compliment to me.

Dusty, what the heck are you talking about? A compliment? A good thing? You just lost your title, and your ok with that?

It may seem pretty darn unbelievable to you Bretzky, but that loss proved something to me about J Ruler and his gang, and that is this, He knows that he cannot beat me without the assistance of all his little assclown goons at ringside, so I take it as A compliment more than anything. Because that proves how low J Ruler is, and what kind of A cheap person him and his goons are.

Dusty, now that I think about it more, your absolutley correct, J Ruler did resort to using an entire possee of men and women just to get A cheap three count on you.

Thats right Bretzky, but hell, the cruiserweight title belt will be in good hands after next weeks Mutilation, and let me say, I will be the first to congratulate TJ Rocker after he beats the living hell out of J Ruler and becomes DHW Cruiserweight Champion once again. Good luck to TJ Rocker, tell him I said that when you see him next.

Will do Dusty, but now its about time you answer some questions about your upcoming battle with Rise, perhaps one of the next future potential superstars, and by talking to this young man I have discovered he beleieves that every superstar in Dangerously Hardcore Wrestling is below him, even guys like Nemesis, and TJ Rocker, and DJ nonetheless.

You know who that reminds me of Bretzky? ME, when I first started out here in the DHW, and you know what happened to me with an attitude like that? I got my freaking ass kicked, which is going to be the same thing that happens to that little primadonna Rise, he has two little wins and he thinks he is better than everyone else in the company? Well Bretzky, that son of A bitch is dead wrong, because You have been in two singles matches, but guess what Bretzky? Rise may have been in two little singles matches, now tell me if I am wrong Bretzky, but I think I am A little more acuston to the unorthadox style that the DHW uses in its matches, Extreme, im there, Cruiserweight, im there, Ladder Match, im there, Tag team, im there, twice in one night, im there! Now tell me this Bretzky, do you think the odds are stacked in Rise's favor for this match?

Well, I would suppose not Dusty, you made some very valid points right there. I think you certainly have the edge, but your the king of scoring upset victorys, do you think that Rise can pull an upset on you?

Well Bretzky, truth be told, NO! There is no way in hell that Rise is going to beat me at Mutilation, no chance in hell, if I may so kindly steal that phrase for this. I mean yes, I am the king of upsets, scoring wins over TJ Rocker, Linux, and then world champion Nemesis all in my first few months with the company. Winning King Of Extreme, main eventing the last Pat-Per-View of the year two thousand one, in the world title match of all things, just three months after my debut. Sure, rookies can score upsets over anyone, im still A rookie, I have been doing this less than four months, and I am loving every minute of it, but any rookie can score an upset at any time, I mean, Keith Plaxton could kick the crap out of me if he really tried, and he loves this buisness and plays like A fair sport. What I do not like are guys like Rise and J Ruler who like to cheat and manipulate just for the sake of putting A little win marking on their permanent record. But you know something Bretzky? The nice guys do not always finish last, and when I am that nice guy, I always finish first, can he beat me? Hell no.

Dusty, Rise is A very talented athelete, you seem to be looking down upon him, Dont you think your underestimating him just A little bit?

Well Bretzky, your absolutley right, Rise might be A talented athelete and you, along with some other people, think very very highly of him. But you know what? I do not give A rats ass if you think highly of him, I dont give A rats ass if the president and vice president of this company think highly of him, hell, I dont care if George W. Bush gives A damn about the guy, lets face the facts here Bretzky. He has scored an upset win over the previous years Wrestler Of The Year, that being TJ Rocker. But the fact of the matter is, he is way over seven feet tall, but he, along with his cronies, have to resort to using the old "cheating" tactic, and that pisses me off. If he has enough skills to take me on one on one, then he better make it one on one, because to me, he has no talent, to me, he is nothing without his little cronies, he is nothing without his assclown friends helping him out to score the pinfall, he's nothing because he cannot win fairly, along with his assistance's.

Dusty, those are some powerful words, but let me ask you this, what exactly do you plan to do about him and all of his Sniper followers?

Well for one thing Bretzky, when I step into that ring, the adrenaline is going to be pumping, the tension will be building, and the fans will be screaming there lungs out in support of me, the number one homie. Rise will be standing there in his corner along with those wimps that support him, we will tangle up and have one hell of A match. And I will bet you some major money that those dorky friends of his will be getting in the way of me kicking there leaders ass all over Phoenix! Now normally Bretzky you know that I am not exactly the cockiest guy in the company, but this is way diffrent than any other match, I was not cocky against DJ, TJ Rocker, or Nemesis, and no matter who the world heavyweight champion is, those three men will always be the best here in the DHW. But Rise is A completley diffrent story in this case. This guy comes in here and acts like he is.. that one guy, who was it? The bald dude that worked for Turner and won like, almost two hundred matches in A row? Well dont answer that question. The diffrence is that guy did not need help from four or five other people just to take down someone, he did it on his own. Rise thinks A win over some unknown guy named Razor and A fluke over TJ Rocker, who was still recovering from broken ribs might I add. And Rise thinks he beat two big superstars? TJ is one of the best, but with barely healed broken ribs, Rise won against TJ, but TJ was not even close to being his best again.

Well Dusty J, it has been my privelage speaking with you, and let me say this to you, good luck in your match at Mutilation.

Thank you, and I will see you when I get there Bretzky. Good bye.

*Dusty Hangs up and the DHW camerman turns the camera off.*

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*The scene shifts to the very next day. Dusty J is shown inside the five star hotels private gym, benchpressing some weights to remain in top psyichal condition, and DHW superstars need it. Dusty puts the weight back on the holder and sits up. Dusty takes A gulp of water and wipes his face off. Dusty is sweating like hell, so he removes the "New York Knicks" basketball jersey and tosses it to the side, the camera focuses on where it was thrown, and it landed on the head of fellow Dangerously Hardcore Wrestler, ELO, Mr Personailty. ELO walks over to the bench beside Dusty J and hands him his jersey, then begins to speak.*

Well Well Well, Dusty J, what have we got here man? Whats up?

Not much dude, just preparing mentally and psyichally for my Extreme Title match, those kind of matches will leave A guy with scars and so many bruises, you cant even count them all, So I am improving my muscle power.

Yeah, I have been in A few extreme matches myself, like at Chance, inside the confines of A steel cage with Nemesis and TJ Rocker, and it hurt like hell for about A week afterwards.

Dude, let me give you major props on that, but don't you have A big match of your own on Friday night?

Actually I do, me, Nemesis, DJ, and DHW Champion The Dominator in A fatal fourway match, and if I win, I will become number one contender for The Dominators DHW title. I could become the champ very soon!

Let me say this to you man, you deserve that belt more than anybody in the back, you work your ass off day by day, month by month, week by week for this company. You are gonna win that title dude.

Thanks for the confidence booster Dusty, but don't you have A little tangle with someone at Mutilation? Ain't you fighting Rise?

You hit the nail right on the head there dude, yeah, its an Extreme Title defense against Rise. And let me tell you this, I absolutley cannot wait to wipe the floor with that guy.

Did you hear what he said about you dude? In his promo I mean.

Wait A second, he was talking trash about me?

Yeah, you wanna see dude?

Oh yeah, pop that bad boy in dude.

*The promo begins showing Rise and J Ruler giving money to the fans and saying "Cheer for me, boo Dusty and ELO". Dusty then watches the lousy promo in its entirety, then speaks with ELO. But begins laughing as he talks, ELO does the same.*

Oh my god did you see that dude? He was paying the fans to cheer for him! HAHA! What A loser!

HAHA! Thats pathetic man! That sure as hell is funny though, that dude should be A comedian.

And did you hear that? MR. Saturday Night? Sorry Rise I think that nickname your trying to take has already been used by A million other guys!

*Dusty and ELO finally stop laughing. ELO takes A gulp of his water bottle as does Dusty with his. Dusty looks at ELO then becomes serious.*

You know what the saddest thing about this whole situation is? Rise is going to get his big fat ego deflated, which is sad for him, but A good thing for the rest of the company. Know dude I do not know if it is just me, but hearing that guy talk about himself and his teammates all the time just makes me sick. Have you ever noticed he likes to hang out with his boys, I think he spends A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME with them if you know what im talking about.

Preach it Dusty J, preach it. Seriously though, I am sick and tired of him too, the guy will not stop blabbing.

Well believe me ELO, he wants Extreme, he has got it. WHY? Because I am the King Of Extreme, Extreme matches are what I do. I am the best at it, thats why I am the Extreme Champion of Dangerously Hardcore Wrestling. And at Mutilation, we will hear Rise, finally, shut the hell up!

*Dusty high fives ELO. Dusty lays back down and begins benchpressing as ELO goes over to the excersise bike. The camera shuts off and A commercial for the January DHW PPV, Deceaption, plays.*

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